{"id":967,"date":"2012-01-19T02:22:12","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T01:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=967"},"modified":"2012-01-19T02:22:12","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T01:22:12","slug":"smarja-kdo-je-to-v-tom-beku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=967","title":{"rendered":"\u0160marj\u00e1, kdo je to v tom beku?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, kamar\u00e1di, je za n\u00e1mi vrchol sez\u00f3ny&#8230;.:-)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jak jinak toti\u017e vyhodnotit fakt, \u017ee se Hrabo\u0161 s Havlajdou\u00a0p\u0159edvedli v z\u00e1pase s HC Rondo v rol\u00edch obr\u00e1nc\u016f&#8230;. Ale poj\u010fme popo\u0159\u00e1dku&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Je ned\u011ble&#8230;. Obl\u00edben\u00fd mana\u017eer t\u00fdmu HC MBL Devils se chyst\u00e1 rozeslat pozv\u00e1nky na st\u0159ede\u010dn\u00ed hokejov\u00fd z\u00e1pas s HC Rondo. V tu chv\u00edli ji\u017e m\u00e1 ov\u011b\u0159enou informaci, \u017ee t\u00fdm nepos\u00edl\u00ed\u00a0\u010dtve\u0159ice &#8222;emigrant\u016f&#8220;, kte\u0159\u00ed p\u0159isl\u00edbili na stejn\u00fd den svoji \u00fa\u010dast Carlosovi do OBL. Nevad\u00ed, ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1me n\u011bjak\u00e9 priority a na soupisce je plejer\u016f dostatek. V pond\u011bl\u00ed p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed rychl\u00e9 vyst\u0159\u00edzliv\u011bn\u00ed, ve st\u0159edu by se m\u011blo dostavit pouze deset hrdin\u016f do pole a jeden brana\u0159. I tak tato informace nep\u016fsob\u00ed nijak dramaticky, kdyby&#8230;&#8230;.. Z on\u011bch deseti hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f jsou toti\u017e pouze dva kovan\u00ed obr\u00e1nci&#8230;&#8230; Na mysli mana\u017eera tak vyvst\u00e1v\u00e1 jedna velmi nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka: &#8222;Kdo z \u00fato\u010dn\u00edk\u016f se p\u0159esune do zadn\u00edch pozic?&#8220;. Po dlouh\u00fdch spekulac\u00edch a uv\u011bdom\u011bl\u00fdch my\u0161lenk\u00e1ch pad\u00e1 volba na Hrabo\u0161e (kv\u016fli jeho umu) a Havlajdu (kv\u016fli jeho postradatelnosti v \u00fatoku). Zat\u00edmco prvn\u011b jmenovan\u00fd\u00a0p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1 tuto informaci s absolutn\u00edm klidem, u nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho \u017evanila kabiny\u00a0nen\u00ed daleko k epileptick\u00e9mu z\u00e1chvatu.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Ano, je to tak&#8230;.. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee moje posledn\u00ed zku\u0161enost s hrou v obran\u011b je u\u017e minim\u00e1ln\u011b dvan\u00e1ct let star\u00e1, nen\u00ed se ani \u010demu divit. Proto ve chv\u00edli, kdy jsem si onu informaci alespo\u0148 \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b uv\u011bdomil, jsem se pokusil za\u010d\u00edt s\u00a0okam\u017eitou ment\u00e1ln\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpravou na st\u0159ede\u010dn\u00ed ma\u010d. Kdo m\u00e1 v\u0161ak doma bandu zlobiv\u00fdch potomk\u016f (z nich\u017e jeden m\u00e1 nav\u00edc ne\u0161tovice) a v okol\u00ed domu se mu pohybuje nezn\u00e1m\u00fd nechuta\u00a0v\u00ed, \u017ee je to my\u0161lenka prakticky nerealizovateln\u00e1. Abych vysv\u011btlil toho nechutu&#8230;.. V uter\u00fd r\u00e1no m\u011b v t\u011bsn\u00e9m sousedstv\u00ed m\u00e9ho vozidla, postaven\u00e9ho\u00a0na n\u00e1jezdu p\u0159ed gar\u00e1\u017e\u00ed,\u00a0konsternovala nezvykl\u00e1 hromada \u010dehosi, co n\u00e1sledn\u011b p\u0159i bli\u017e\u0161\u00edm ohled\u00e1n\u00ed s t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 stoprocentn\u00ed jistotou\u00a0bylo mo\u017en\u00e9\u00a0ozna\u010dit za v\u00fdsledek lidsk\u00e9 defekace (prost\u011b ho.no jako kr\u00e1va)&#8230;&#8230; Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b si neodpust\u00edm tich\u00e9 zamy\u0161len\u00ed nad t\u00edm, co\u00a0m\u016f\u017ee p\u0159im\u011bt\u00a0jedince na\u0161eho druhu k pokl\u00e1dce kabelu zrovna ve v\u00fd\u0161e zmi\u0148ovan\u00e9m prostoru?!\u00a0 No nic, zp\u011bt k soust\u0159ed\u011bn\u00ed p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem (i kdy\u017e to m\u00e1m po\u0159\u00e1d p\u0159ed o\u010dima&#8230;.., takov\u00e1 hromada&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>Za\u010dal jsem se smi\u0159ovat se skute\u010dnost\u00ed, \u017ee budu hr\u00e1t skute\u010dn\u011b v obran\u011b. Docela m\u011b mrzelo, \u017ee nem\u00e1m sebev\u011bdom\u00ed jako n\u00e1\u0161 Vendy&#8230;.. Ten a\u0165 d\u011bl\u00e1 cokoliv, hraje na jak\u00e9mkoliv postu, v\u017edy se ohodnot\u00ed velmi pozitivn\u011b, popl\u00e1c\u00e1 se po ramenou, obejme se a kdyby to \u0161lo, tak se i pol\u00edb\u00ed na tv\u00e1\u0159&#8230;. Den z\u00e1pasu se v\u0161ak ne\u00faprosn\u011b bl\u00ed\u017eil&#8230;&#8230;. a bl\u00ed\u017eil&#8230;. a bl\u00ed\u017eil&#8230;.., a\u017e nade\u0161el&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se strhan\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem ve tv\u00e1\u0159i se lou\u010d\u00edm se svoj\u00ed rodinou. Hlavou se mi hon\u00ed spousta my\u0161lenek&#8230;.\u00a0P\u0159ijme m\u011b\u00a0rodina po\u00a0nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed blam\u00e1\u017ei je\u0161t\u011b do sv\u00e9ho st\u0159edu, budu i nad\u00e1le jej\u00ed hlavou??? Co d\u011bti,\u00a0m\u00e1m \u0161anci z\u016fstat jejich vzorem?? Nebo budu m\u00edt v\u00fdsm\u011b\u0161n\u00fd pozdrav od &#8222;fek\u00e1listy&#8220; z druh\u00e9 strany vozu?<\/p>\n<p>Jsem u stadionu. Nohy mi t\u011b\u017eknou. Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee nemus\u00edm chytat&#8230;. Dopl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm se do \u0161atny. Je v n\u00ed velmi veselo&#8230;. Bohu\u017eel na m\u016fj \u00fa\u010det&#8230; Soust\u0159ed\u00edm se pouze na sebe a v tichosti se p\u0159evl\u00e9k\u00e1m. Aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, \u0159e\u0161\u00ed\u00a0te\u010f ji\u017e\u00a0b\u00fdval\u00ed kamar\u00e1di op\u011bt moji vzne\u0161nou my\u0161lenku o rodinn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edstavu. Nejv\u00edce v tom vynik\u00e1 Hrabo\u0161&#8230;.. Jeho \u0161koda, cht\u011bl jsem mu tehdy tou zm\u00ednkou jen lehce nazna\u010dit jakou cestu \u017eivotem si vybrat&#8230;&#8230; S t\u00edmhle p\u0159\u00edstupem ho \u010dek\u00e1\u00a0 pouze n\u011bjak\u00e1 odbarven\u00e1 &#8222;kikina&#8220;, s obli\u010dejem\u00a0zmalovan\u00fdm ala m\u00fdval, u n\u00ed\u017e si m\u016f\u017ee o p\u0159\u00edstavu nechat jen zd\u00e1t. P\u0159i t\u00e9to my\u0161lence se na chv\u00edli na m\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159i dokonce\u00a0objev\u00ed i n\u00e1znak \u00fasm\u011bvu&#8230;&#8230;, ale \u010d\u00edsi zm\u00ednka o obran\u011b m\u011b op\u011bt dost\u00e1v\u00e1 do \u00fatlumu&#8230;.. Je \u010das, mus\u00edm u\u017e j\u00edt&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Je to tady, nen\u00ed kam couvnout. Par\u0165\u00e1kem mi bude Kra\u0165as. Spol\u00e9h\u00e1m na jeho klid a rozvahu. Prvn\u00ed st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed&#8230;. Zakop\u00e1v\u00e1m o modrou \u010d\u00e1ru, lehce m\u011b obch\u00e1z\u00ed protihr\u00e1\u010d a p\u0159i pokusu o ne\u010dek\u00e1n\u00fd obrat se sr\u00e1\u017e\u00edm s rozhod\u010d\u00edm, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e ztr\u00e1c\u00edm hokejku a dokonce i jednu rukavici. Trapas&#8230; Na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce se sna\u017e\u00edm uklidnit. Druh\u00e9 st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed. Orientace na led\u011b &#8211; v p.deli, p\u0159ihr\u00e1vka &#8211; v p.deli, pozi\u010dn\u00ed hra &#8211; v p.deli&#8230;. Jedin\u00e9, co nen\u00ed v p.deli, je stav z\u00e1pasu, proto\u017ee u\u017e vedeme 1:0. Nad\u00e1le se tr\u00e1p\u00edm. Bezosty\u0161n\u011b z\u00e1vid\u00edm spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016fm v \u00fatoku. Soupe\u0159ovi hr\u00e1\u010di si\u00a0m\u011b ji\u017e o\u0165ukli a chod\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161e moj\u00ed stranou&#8230; Ani se jim nediv\u00edm&#8230; Z\u00e1pas se mi neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b vle\u010de&#8230;. Kluci v \u00fatoku p\u0159id\u00e1vaj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed branky (2:0, 3:0, 4:0) a j\u00e1 se vid\u00edm \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l v\u00edc v p.deli. Prosazuje se i soupe\u0159 a to d\u00edky m\u00e9 pom\u011brn\u011b ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 te\u010di&#8230;&#8230; Co dodat? Te\u010f u\u017e se v p.deli nevid\u00edm, te\u010f u\u017e tam jsem&#8230;. Kra\u0165as mi v obrann\u00e9m p\u00e1smu rad\u011bji nepos\u00edl\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd puk&#8230;. Co si budeme pov\u00eddat, d\u011bl\u00e1 dob\u0159e&#8230;. Vendy mi rad\u00ed, kam si m\u00e1m stoupnout&#8230;.. Tak to u\u017e je i\u00a0na mne moc&#8230;. T\u011b\u0161\u00edm se dom\u016f&#8230;. P\u0159\u00edstave&#8230;.:-)<\/p>\n<p>Kone\u010dn\u011b je konec z\u00e1pasu. T\u0159i body jsou doma (9:1). P\u0159e\u017eil jsem, ale u\u017e nikdy v\u00edce. V\u00e1\u017e\u00edm si sv\u00fdch spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016f z obrany.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1m v kabin\u011b pom\u011brn\u011b dlouho. Stadion opou\u0161t\u00edm v doprovodu Hrabo\u0161e a Peti. Odv\u00e1\u017e\u00edm Pe\u0165u dom\u016f a cestou jej prakticky nepou\u0161t\u00edm ke slovu. Zjevn\u011b ze m\u011b spadla nervozita. Cestou zp\u011bt poslouch\u00e1m zaj\u00edmav\u00fd program v r\u00e1diu. Dozv\u00edd\u00e1m se pro m\u011b docela nov\u00e9 iformace a ihned je vol\u00e1m Hrabo\u0161ovi, aby byl tak\u00e9 v obraze. P\u0159izn\u00e1m se, \u017ee m\u011b n\u011bkter\u00e9 docela zasko\u010dily. \u017deny pr\u00fd p\u0159i plou\u017e\u00e1ku vlhnou a p\u0159i sexu je dobr\u00e9 si p\u0159edstavovat, \u017ee jste n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd&#8230;. Z\u00edtra si jdu pro n\u011bjak\u00fd kost\u00fdm&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e1 volov\u00e9 :-))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, kamar\u00e1di, je za n\u00e1mi vrchol sez\u00f3ny&#8230;.:-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=967"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":969,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions\/969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}