Ub\u011bhla pom\u011brn\u011b dlouh\u00e1 doba od na\u0161eho posledn\u00edho z\u00e1pasu v BHHL (nav\u00edc prolo\u017een\u00e1 sv\u00e1tky ob\u017eerstv\u00ed) a vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed po cel\u00fd ten \u010das neokusili hladkost ledov\u00e9 plochy, daly se od n\u00e1s \u010dekat v\u011bci skute\u010dn\u011b nev\u00eddan\u00e9…..<\/p>\n
N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se sice protloukali z\u00e1pasy „b\u00e9\u010dka“ v B\u00edte\u0161i, ale byla to jen takov\u00e1 \u0161pi\u010dka ledovce…… Nav\u00edc s odstupem \u010dasu se\u00a0 toto rozhodnut\u00ed\u00a0d\u00e1\u00a0pokl\u00e1dat\u00a0sp\u00ed\u0161e za chybu ne\u017e\u00a0za dobr\u00fd n\u00e1pad. Radost z pohybu toti\u017e n\u011bkolik z n\u00e1s\u00a0zaplatilo men\u0161\u00edmi \u010di v\u011bt\u0161\u00edmi \u0161r\u00e1my, co\u017e\u00a0bylo dozajista zp\u016fsobeno pon\u011bkud kontaktn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm zp\u016fsobem hry v t\u00e9to sout\u011b\u017ei.<\/p>\n
Nejh\u016f\u0159e asi dopadl Tu\u0148\u00e1k, kter\u00e9ho jsme na v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm bruslen\u00ed MBL dlouze p\u0159emlouvali (dokonce i u jeho drah\u00e9 man\u017eelky slovo ztratili), aby pro n\u011bj hned prvn\u00ed z\u00e1pas skon\u010dil t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed svoj\u00ed polovinou roz\u010d\u00edsl\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem\u00a0s lehce odleh\u010denou zubn\u00ed sklovinou…. Nechci ani dom\u00fd\u0161let tu p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku, kterou posl\u00e9ze doma absolvoval, nebo\u0165 v podstat\u011b v\u0161echny na\u0161e drah\u00e9 polovi\u010dky zast\u00e1vaj\u00ed podobn\u00fd n\u00e1zor, to jest cho\u010f si na hokej, ale opova\u017e se, aby se ti n\u011bco stalo….<\/p>\n
Co si u\u017eil Tu\u0148\u00e1k o t\u00fdden d\u0159\u00edv, \u010dekalo v men\u0161\u00ed m\u00ed\u0159e na Havlajdu se \u0160v\u00e9dem o sedm dn\u00ed pozd\u011bji….. Nejd\u0159\u00edve se Havlajda sna\u017eil napodobit zn\u00e1m\u00fd Hollywoodsk\u00fd bulv\u00e1r s otisky\u00a0popul\u00e1rn\u00edch osobnost\u00ed kulturn\u00edho \u017eivota a zalo\u017eit podobn\u00fd vzpom\u00ednkov\u00fd\u00a0„pomn\u00edk“ na mantinelu stadionu v B\u00edte\u0161i…. Bohu\u017eel jeho snaha o vy\u0161perkov\u00e1n\u00ed t\u00e9to „monument\u00e1ln\u00ed“ my\u0161lenky novinkou, v podob\u011b otisku profilu tv\u00e1\u0159e, nena\u0161la p\u0159\u00edli\u0161n\u00e9 uplatn\u011bn\u00ed, nebo\u0165 strojn\u00edci na stadionu nebyli o t\u00e9to akci dostate\u010dn\u011b v\u010das informov\u00e1ni, tak\u017ee samotn\u00e1 „aplikace“ se zm\u011bnila jen\u00a0v\u00a0podivn\u011b tup\u00fd \u00fader\u00a0lev\u00e9 l\u00edce na\u0161eho man\u017eera o mantinel, minutov\u00e9 mdloby a posl\u00e9ze i bl\u00e1bolen\u00ed s dotazem, zda-li se to povedlo nebo je t\u0159eba je\u0161t\u011b jeden pokus…… Aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, zblbl\u00fd Havlajda\u00a0si o chv\u00edli pozd\u011bji\u00a0p\u0159i jedn\u00e9 ekvilibristick\u00e9 brusla\u0159sk\u00e9 kreaci ne\u010dekan\u011b prodlou\u017eil sv\u016fj krok skokem ala sedmim\u00edlov\u00e9 boty, co\u017e jeho intimn\u00ed partie\u00a0odm\u00edtly pln\u011b akceptovat\u00a0a odvd\u011b\u010dily se mu pom\u011brn\u011b nep\u0159\u00edjemnou bolest\u00ed t\u011bsn\u011b vedle prav\u00e9 ozdoby jeho mu\u017estv\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Za p\u00e1r\u00a0okam\u017eik\u016f si cht\u011bl u\u017e\u00edt chv\u00edli sl\u00e1vy i n\u00e1\u0161 seve\u0159an, lidov\u011b zvan\u00fd \u0160v\u00e9d, av\u0161ak p\u0159i pokusu o nem\u00e9n\u011b zaj\u00edmavou\u00a0 kulturn\u00ed vlo\u017eku jak Havlajda nezvl\u00e1dl pokus o trojit\u00fd Rittberger a p\u00e1dem vzad si poranil sv\u00e9 svalnat\u00e9 pozad\u00ed.<\/p>\n
T\u00edm by se tedy daly tedy shrnout na\u0161e ztr\u00e1ty p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem s Kings…… Bylo zde v\u0161ak i jedno pozitivum. Do sestavy se toti\u017e po del\u0161\u00ed odmlce vr\u00e1til n\u00e1\u0161 kapit\u00e1n Hrabo\u0161 a\u00a0dal\u00a0n\u00e1m svoji p\u0159\u00edtomnost ihned\u00a0poc\u00edtit na vlastn\u00ed k\u016f\u017ei. P\u0159i\u00a0vstupu do kabiny si ka\u017ed\u00e9ho z n\u00e1s zm\u011b\u0159il velmi v\u00fdznamn\u00fdm pohledem, p\u0159i n\u011bm\u017e n\u00e1padn\u011b klepal na svoje nov\u00e9 hodinky zna\u010dky Prim…….. Ano, v jeho nep\u0159\u00edtomnosti\u00a0v\u011bt\u0161ina z n\u00e1s navykla na pon\u011bkud voln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed re\u017eim doch\u00e1zky, co\u017e se na\u0161emu k\u00e1povi zjevn\u011b pranic nel\u00edbilo… Chv\u00edle p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem\u00a0pak proto\u00a0p\u0159ipom\u00ednaly jeden nejmenovan\u00fd \u010desk\u00fd film….. „Jmenuji se……… Igor Hn\u00edzdo!!!!…….. a vy jste moji \u017e\u00e1ci!!“…….<\/p>\n
Korunu\u00a0na\u0161emu „posv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edmu setk\u00e1n\u00ed“\u00a0nasadil Graff, kter\u00fd si k v\u0161eobecn\u00e9mu vesel\u00ed zapomn\u011bl doma dres….. M\u00edsto n\u011bj si vzal svoji obl\u00edbenou\u00a0tepl\u00e1kovku s logem NDR a drze n\u00e1m tvrdil, \u017ee si tro\u0161ku spletl, s k\u00fdm a kdy jde hr\u00e1t….:-) Po jeho kvapn\u00e9m odchodu ihned za\u010daly „z\u00e1ke\u0159nou“ \u0161atnou kolovat hypot\u00e9zy, koho \u017ee to Graff doma p\u0159i neo\u010dek\u00e1van\u00e9m n\u00e1vrat z hokeje s man\u017eelkou na\u010dap\u00e1….:-)) Ti „nejoplzlej\u0161\u00ed“ z n\u00e1s\u00a0dokonce zm\u00ednili jm\u00e9no, je\u017e se v t\u00e9to souvislosti zdr\u00e1haj\u00ed vyslovit i ti nejotrlej\u0161\u00ed z n\u00e1s…..\u00a0Jak jinak v t\u011bchto situac\u00edch, pr\u00edm hr\u00e1l op\u011bt V\u00ed\u0165a, kter\u00fd p\u0159evzal \u0161tafetu vrchn\u00edho \u010du\u0148\u00e1ka po odchodu Nev\u010di a p\u0159iznejme si, \u017ee jeho bonmoty se sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed t\u00e9matikou zat\u00edm dr\u017e\u00ed velmi vysok\u00fd standart a d\u00e1 nemalou pr\u00e1ci (a zejm\u00e9na fantazii) se mu alespo\u0148 \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b vyrovnat. Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b jen mimod\u011bk\u00a0dod\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee n\u00e1\u0161 obl\u00edben\u00fd spoluhr\u00e1\u010d zn\u00e1 perfektn\u011b prakticky v\u0161echny pozice K\u00e1masutry a dokonce pl\u00e1nuje jej\u00ed nov\u00e9 dopln\u011bn\u00e9 vyd\u00e1n\u00ed…..<\/p>\n
K z\u00e1pasu jako obvykle \u00fatr\u017ekovit\u011b.<\/p>\n
Rozbruslen\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Za\u010d\u00e1tek z\u00e1pasu.<\/p>\n
Ji\u017e zde je vid\u011bt, \u017ee narychlo povolan\u00fd Havlajda je\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed zcela v po\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/p>\n
Po led\u011b se podivn\u011b mot\u00e1 a\u017e to p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 p\u0159irovn\u00e1n\u00edmi zmi\u0148ovanou stolici pod splavem…<\/p>\n
Naproti tomu seb\u011bv\u011bdom\u00fd Vendy se bez skrupul\u00ed\u00a0tla\u010d\u00ed na pozici st\u0159edn\u00edho \u00fato\u010dn\u00edka.<\/p>\n
Hra na obou stran\u00e1ch je pon\u011bkud rozh\u00e1ran\u00e1.<\/p>\n
Po tvrd\u00e9 st\u0159ele \u010cu\u0148\u00e1ka II V\u00edti se uj\u00edm\u00e1me veden\u00ed 1:0.<\/p>\n
Hra postupn\u011b upad\u00e1 do jak\u00e9hosi d\u017eetlmensk\u00e9ho vym\u011b\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed puk\u016f.<\/p>\n
Po dvou brank\u00e1ch M\u00e1\u0161enky odskakujeme na rozd\u00edl t\u0159\u00ed g\u00f3l\u016f 3:0.<\/p>\n
Po n\u011bkolika \u0161anc\u00edch na obou stran\u00e1ch inkasujeme na 3:1.<\/p>\n
Vendy, po sv\u00e9m neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9m st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed nahoru-dol\u016f, paralyzuje prakticky celou obranu Kr\u00e1l\u016f a po klasick\u00e9m poj\u010f sem – kam jde\u0161 na pop\u00e1t\u00e9 zav\u011b\u0161uje 4:1.<\/p>\n
Ve t\u0159et\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti na n\u00e1s m\u00edsto pohody sed\u00e1 podivn\u00e1 nervov\u00e1 labilita.<\/p>\n
Nejd\u0159\u00edve V\u00ed\u0165a sv\u00fdm slovn\u00edkem vysv\u011btluje rozhod\u010d\u00edmu, \u017ee tohle faul rozhodn\u011b nebyl, za co\u017e inkasuje krom\u011b mal\u00e9ho i osobn\u00ed trest, aby o chv\u00edli pozd\u011bji Dave neudr\u017eel na uzd\u011b sv\u016fj temperament, V\u00ed\u0165ovu my\u0161lenku je\u0161t\u011b pon\u011bkud rozvinul a nakonec i doplnil o nov\u00e9 ozna\u010den\u00ed mu\u017ee s p\u00ed\u0161\u0165alkou a\u00a0konkr\u00e9tn\u00edho m\u00edsta jeho doporu\u010den\u00e9ho\u00a0odchodu…<\/p>\n
Kupodivu n\u00e1sleduje Dav\u016fv odchod do kabiny a stop na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed ma\u010d.<\/p>\n
To je dozajista chyba, nebo\u0165 p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden m\u00e1me op\u011bt hostinu….<\/p>\n
V rozestaven\u00ed hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 panovat m\u00edrn\u00fd chaos.<\/p>\n
Prakticky nikdo nev\u00ed kde hraje, s k\u00fdm hraje a jestli v\u016fbec hraje.<\/p>\n
V rychl\u00e9m sledu dost\u00e1v\u00e1me dv\u011b branky 4:2, 4:3.<\/p>\n
Na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 panovat nervozita, kterou je\u0161t\u011b stup\u0148uje pesimista Havl\u00ed\u010dek.<\/p>\n
O n\u011bm by to st\u00e1lo za to napsat samostatnou sta\u0165 na t\u00e9ma „Jak znechutit spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016fm z \u00fatoku pobyt na led\u011b“.<\/p>\n
Nejd\u0159\u00edve zazdil tutovku, posl\u00e9ze vjel nesmysln\u011b s\u00e1m sob\u011b do ofsajdu, aby ve fin\u00e1le zlikvidoval vlastn\u00edho souputn\u00edka O\u0165ase…<\/p>\n
Ten v\u0161ak i p\u0159es bolesti v \u017eebern\u00ed oblasti po samostatn\u00e9 akci d\u00e1v\u00e1 na uklid\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edch 5:3.<\/p>\n
Konec z\u00e1pasu u\u017e si v klidu hl\u00edd\u00e1me i p\u0159es soupe\u0159\u016fv pokus o hru bez brank\u00e1\u0159e.<\/p>\n
Vl\u00e1dne spokojenost se z\u00edskan\u00fdmi t\u0159emi body a m\u00edrn\u00e9 roztrp\u010den\u00ed nad ztr\u00e1tou koncentrace v z\u00e1v\u011bru z\u00e1pasu.<\/p>\n
T\u011b\u0161\u00edme se na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b…..<\/p>\n
Hostinu toti\u017e po\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1 sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed zb\u011bhl\u00edk V\u00ed\u0165a :-))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ub\u011bhla pom\u011brn\u011b dlouh\u00e1 doba od na\u0161eho posledn\u00edho z\u00e1pasu v BHHL (nav\u00edc prolo\u017een\u00e1 sv\u00e1tky ob\u017eerstv\u00ed) a vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed po cel\u00fd ten \u010das neokusili hladkost ledov\u00e9 plochy, daly se od n\u00e1s \u010dekat v\u011bci skute\u010dn\u011b nev\u00eddan\u00e9…..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=941"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":943,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941\/revisions\/943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}