Po posledn\u00edm hladov\u00e9m ma\u010di n\u00e1s p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem s Vikingy kone\u010dn\u011b \u010dekal raut velect\u011bn\u00e9ho pana majitele.<\/p>\n
Komu by se zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee u\u017e v\u00edce ne\u017e o hokeji p\u00ed\u0161i o \u017evanci a soukrom\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b sv\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b\u00a0sv\u00fdch mil\u00fdch spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016f,…..ten m\u00e1 bohu\u017eel pravdu. Skute\u010dnost je takov\u00e1, \u017ee v m\u00e9m v\u011bku u\u017e m\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed radost z neot\u0159el\u00fdch \u017eivotn\u00edch „piko\u0161ek“ obl\u00edben\u00fdch hokejov\u00fdch souputn\u00edk\u016f, kl\u00e1bosen\u00ed v \u0161atn\u011b o ni\u010dem(nebo o \u0160v\u00e9dovi) \u010di\u00a0p\u011bkn\u00e9 „kabinov\u00e9“ narozeninov\u00e9 oslavy spojen\u00e9 se zapln\u011bn\u00edm mlsn\u00e9ho b\u0159icha, ne\u017e \u010d\u00e1rek\u00a0v kanadsk\u00e9m bodov\u00e1n\u00ed. U koho je to jinak, je divnej…… :-)<\/p>\n
Tak jako dnes. Vendyho poho\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed b\u00fdv\u00e1 na vysok\u00e9 \u00farovni, tak\u017ee se v\u0161ichni spoluhr\u00e1\u010di sp\u00ed\u0161e ne\u017e na ma\u010d t\u011b\u0161ili na pohlazn\u00ed sv\u00fdch chu\u0165ov\u00fdch poh\u00e1rk\u016f. J\u00e1 osobn\u011b m\u011bl bohu\u017eel men\u0161\u00ed zdr\u017een\u00ed, jeliko\u017e jsem je\u0161t\u011b uspokojoval touhy spojen\u00e9 s m\u00fdm druh\u00fdm kon\u00ed\u010dkem a posl\u00e9ze doma\u00a0d\u00e1val sp\u00e1t\u00a0tu bandu, kter\u00e9 se n\u011bkdy laskav\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 d\u011bti. D\u00edky \u0161patn\u00e9mu na\u010dasov\u00e1n\u00ed jsem v\u0161ak nejmenov\u00e1n\u00fd ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd rev\u00edr opou\u0161t\u011bl pon\u011bkud pozd\u011bji, ne\u017e bylo\u00a0pl\u00e1nov\u00e1no\u00a0a vzhledem k vysok\u00e9mu stavu vody i cestou s ozna\u010den\u00edm „varianta C“. Kdo n\u011bkdy vid\u011bl uk\u00e1zku z Velk\u00e9 Kunratick\u00e9, kde se\u00a0tlupa podiv\u00edn\u016f hrabe do nekone\u010dn\u00e9 prudk\u00e9 str\u00e1n\u011b, ud\u011bl\u00e1 si zhruba obr\u00e1zek o tom, jak\u00fd\u00a0krp\u00e1l no\u010dn\u00ed krajinou\u00a0m\u011b \u010dekal. K tomu v\u0161emu v „pln\u00e9 poln\u00ed“, to jest cca 40kg na z\u00e1dech. P\u0159ipo\u010dteme-li nav\u00edc tmu tmouc\u00ed, jeliko\u017e baterka ode\u0161la bez sl\u016fvka omluvy do v\u011b\u010dn\u00fdch lovi\u0161\u0165, a lehce podm\u00e1\u010den\u00fd ter\u00e9n, m\u00e1me rovnici s velmi jasn\u00fdm v\u00fdsledkem. Ano, cesta vzh\u016fru pro m\u011b byla skute\u010dn\u00fdm o\u010distcem, p\u0159i kter\u00e9m jsem nev\u00e1hal pou\u017e\u00edt v\u0161echny dostupn\u00e9 vulg\u00e1rn\u00ed v\u00fdrazy(v\u0161ak to zn\u00e1te….. Helena, do Heleny, to je v Helen\u011b, zaHelen\u011bn\u00e1 baterka, j\u00e1 jsem ale Helena, zHelen\u011bn\u00fd n\u00e1pad a p\u0159i podivn\u00e9m p\u00e1du do tmy t\u0159ikr\u00e1t velmi hlasit\u011b Heeeleeeenaaa, aby bylo v\u0161em no\u010dn\u00edm \u017eivo\u010dich\u016fm\u00a0jasn\u00e9, \u017ee to mysl\u00edm v\u00e1\u017en\u011b).\u00a0Dovol\u00edm si tvrdit, \u017ee vola, kter\u00fd se s narvan\u00fdm batohem na z\u00e1dech, futr\u00e1lem na pruty na ramen\u011b a nesv\u00edt\u00edc\u00ed \u010delovkou v hub\u011b\u00a0\u0161kr\u00e1be v absolutn\u00ed tm\u011b\u00a0do t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 pravo\u00fahl\u00e9ho stoup\u00e1n\u00ed po \u010dty\u0159ech, tenhle rev\u00edr je\u0161t\u011b neza\u017eil. Kdy\u017e jsem se kone\u010dn\u011b vypot\u00e1cel na hranu onoho neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b hlubok\u00e9ho \u00fadol\u00ed, m\u011bl jsem k\u0161andu u nosu, oslintanou svinskou\u00a0nefunk\u010dn\u00ed baterku nap\u016fl str\u00e1venou v ch\u0159t\u00e1nu, o\u010di vypoulen\u00fd jako sova, v noh\u00e1ch svalovou hore\u010dku a ruce zasvin\u011bn\u00e9, jak kdybych si cestou budoval dvoulo\u017enicov\u00fd zimn\u00ed brloh…… O to opojn\u011bji jsem se c\u00edtil na vrcholu! M\u00edt s sebou n\u011bjakou vlaje\u010dku, tak ji tam s chut\u00ed zap\u00edchnu, proto\u017ee jsem byl ur\u010dit\u011b prvn\u00ed, kdo to tudy vylezl…. Euforii v\u0161ak z\u00e1hy vyst\u0159\u00eddal lehk\u00fd zmar, nebo\u0165 p\u0159i nam\u00e1tkov\u00e9 kontrole „materi\u00e1lu“\u00a0jsem ke sv\u00e9mu\u00a0zd\u011b\u0161en\u00ed zjistil, \u017ee dole(v tom proklat\u00e9m ka\u0148onu) z\u016fstaly zapomenuty dv\u011b\u00a0z m\u00fdch\u00a0ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch propriet… Kdo si \u0161kodolib\u011b mysl\u00ed, \u017ee jsem alespo\u0148\u00a0na zlomek sekundy\u00a0zauva\u017eoval nad t\u00edm, \u017ee se pro n\u011b vr\u00e1t\u00edm, \u0161eredn\u011b se m\u00fdl\u00ed. Hodil jsem p\u00e1r Helen do temn\u00e9ho \u00fadol\u00ed a s klidn\u00fdm srdcem se vydal sm\u011br auto….<\/p>\n
Do kabiny jsem proto dorazil s m\u00edrn\u00fdm spo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm. K m\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed v\u0161ak byly m\u00edsy pln\u00e9 \u0159\u00edzk\u016f, chleb\u00ed\u010dk\u016f a z\u00e1kusk\u016f prakticky netknut\u00e9, co\u017e p\u0159ikl\u00e1d\u00e1m Hrabo\u0161ov\u011b p\u0159dn\u00e1\u0161ce o chov\u00e1n\u00ed profesion\u00e1ln\u00edho hr\u00e1\u010de p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem, kterou jsem v\u0161ak ke sv\u00e9 l\u00edtosti z v\u00fd\u0161e uveden\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu nemohl absolvovat. Co jsem v\u0161ak stihnul, bylo hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed sestavy, ve kter\u00e9 dostal oslavenec vytou\u017een\u00e9 m\u00edsto st\u0159edn\u00edho \u00fato\u010dn\u00edka…. Kdy\u017e se to Vendy dozv\u011bd\u011bl, zjihl jako d\u00edt\u011b\u00a0 a dokonce mi p\u0159ipadalo, \u017ee se lehce chv\u011bje.<\/p>\n
Te\u010f ji\u017e kr\u00e1tce k samotn\u00e9mu z\u00e1pasu. I kdy\u017e se Vikingov\u00e9 nach\u00e1z\u00ed na sam\u00e9m chvostu tabulky BHHL, neponechali jsme nic n\u00e1hod\u011b a do \u00fatk\u00e1n\u00ed vstoupili s taktikou lehk\u00e9ho „o\u0165uk\u00e1van\u00ed“. S p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm \u010dasem se na na\u0161e hole za\u010dala vkr\u00e1dat pot\u0159ebn\u00e1 jistota, co\u017e se n\u00e1sledn\u011b projevilo i na sv\u011bteln\u00e9 tabuli. Po prvn\u00ed t\u0159etin\u011b to bylo tu\u0161\u00edm 3:0 a i v dal\u0161\u00edm pr\u016fb\u011bhu ma\u010de sk\u00f3re ut\u011b\u0161en\u011b nar\u016fstalo. Bohu\u017eel si nepamatuji konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed st\u0159elce, ale hodn\u011b g\u00f3l\u016f dal rozhodn\u011b Dave, n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u0159idal Dave2 a mezi st\u0159elce se zapsali tak\u00e9 V\u00ed\u0165a, Radim, O\u0165as, Pe\u0165a Vojanec a tu\u0161\u00edm i\u00a0Havlajda :-) V n\u011bkter\u00fdch f\u00e1z\u00edch jsme p\u0159edvedli i p\u00e1r solidn\u00edch kombinac\u00ed a Pe\u0165a v br\u00e1n\u011b kvalitn\u00edch z\u00e1krok\u016f. K jeho sm\u016fle v\u0161ak nulu nakonec nevychytal…. Jeden z puk\u016f se mu za z\u00e1da p\u0159ece jen zatoulal…. Suma sum\u00e1rum tedy 12:1.<\/p>\n
T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161ichni p\u0159ijali v\u00fdsledek s \u00fasm\u011bvem na rtu, jen Vendy si pozval na kobere\u010dek sv\u00e1 dv\u011b k\u0159\u00eddla(Dave a Dave2) a\u00a0dlouze jim n\u011bco v koutku \u0161atny\u00a0vysv\u011btloval. Soud\u011b podle jeho\u00a0pom\u011brn\u011b agresivn\u00ed gestikulace si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee\u00a0jim bylo d\u016frazn\u011b p\u0159ipomenuto, kdo \u017ee to dnes slav\u00ed narozeniny a kolik m\u011bl napl\u00e1nov\u00e1no s jejich p\u0159isp\u011bn\u00edm vst\u0159elit branek…. Na jejich obranu bych jen zm\u00ednil, \u017ee Vendy p\u0159estal zhruba od poloviny ma\u010de bruslit a ke konci u\u017e m\u011bl i lehk\u00e9 z\u00e1chvaty padoucnice. Jak s\u00e1m n\u00e1sledn\u011b usoudil, bylo to zp\u016fsobeno jeho v\u010derej\u0161\u00edm\u00a0d\u00e1rcovstv\u00edm krve, p\u0159i kter\u00e9m jako ji\u017e tradi\u010dn\u011b p\u0159ekonal hranice lidsk\u00e9ho ch\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed a sest\u0159i\u010dk\u00e1m doslova na\u010depoval t\u0159i p\u016fllitry „ze sv\u00e9ho“.<\/p>\n
Potom u\u017e se mohla naplno rozjet pl\u00e1novan\u00e1 \u017eranice, na kterou narychlo p\u0159ikva\u010deli i n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed hr\u00e1\u010di sp\u0159\u00e1telen\u00fdch Vlk\u016f s t\u00edm, \u017ee Carlos se o jejich n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b nesm\u00ed dozv\u011bd\u011bt, nebo\u0165 prosazuje my\u0161lenku, \u017ee nejl\u00e9p\u0161\u00ed investice jsou „Vl\u010d\u00ed dluhopisy“ a ne kus \u017evance.<\/p>\n
Listopad je v\u016fbec velice p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc, nebo\u0165 n\u00e1s postupn\u011b \u010dekaj\u00ed recepce Dava, Pokece a Tu\u0148\u00e1ka, \u010d\u00edm\u017e m\u00e1me o z\u00e1bavu na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u0159i ma\u010de postar\u00e1no.<\/p>\n
Co se t\u00fd\u010de p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvk\u016f na Champ\u00e9ry za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 b\u00fdt mana\u017eer v lehk\u00e9 depresi,\u00a0nebo\u0165 zaplatil op\u011bt pouze jeden a \u010das se ne\u00faprosn\u011b kr\u00e1t\u00ed…. V\u0161ichni se v\u0161ak poctiv\u011b dr\u017e\u00ed hesla „Slibem nezarmout\u00ed\u0161“….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Po posledn\u00edm hladov\u00e9m ma\u010di n\u00e1s p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem s Vikingy kone\u010dn\u011b \u010dekal raut velect\u011bn\u00e9ho pana majitele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=813"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":815,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813\/revisions\/815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}