{"id":772,"date":"2011-10-14T09:32:46","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T08:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=772"},"modified":"2011-10-14T09:35:14","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T08:35:14","slug":"vrrrrrrz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=772","title":{"rendered":"Vrrrrrrz&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N\u011bjak n\u00e1m to tady us\u00edn\u00e1&#8230;.. Obla\u017e\u00edm v\u00e1s tedy nov\u00fdm z\u00e1\u017eitkem.<!--more--><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>P\u00e1nov\u00e9, byl jsem na rybk\u00e1ch a pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b z nich jsem si do auta p\u0159inesl nezvan\u00e9ho hosta&#8230;.. V\u00edm, v\u011bt\u0161inu z v\u00e1s(kamar\u00e1d\u016f) ur\u010dit\u011b napadnou v\u0161i, blechy a neslu\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed z v\u00e1s snad dokonce i lehk\u00e1 d\u011bva&#8230;.. Ale j\u00e1 &#8222;byl origin\u00e1ln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed&#8220; a do auta jsem si necht\u011bn\u011b po\u0159\u00eddil cvr\u010dka.<\/p>\n<p>Kdo nem\u011bl cvr\u010dka v aut\u011b, nev\u00ed o \u010dem mluv\u00edm. Cestu z ryb, kterou v\u011bt\u0161inou absolvuji za cca 40 minut, jsem tentokr\u00e1t jel asi dv\u011b hodiny. Kdy\u017e v\u00e1s toti\u017e celou trasu potemn\u011blou krajinou ve va\u0161em aut\u011b krom\u011b r\u00e1dia doprov\u00e1z\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b v\u011b\u010dn\u00e9 Vrrrrrrrz&#8230;&#8230;.. Vrrrrrrrz&#8230;&#8230;..Vrrrrrrz, je to na ma\u0161li<\/p>\n<p>A j\u00e1 neust\u00e1le zastavoval a hledal&#8230;.. A ten haj.zl se neust\u00e1le p\u0159emis\u0165oval a d\u011blal&#8230;..Vrrrrrz&#8230;&#8230;. Vrrrrrrz&#8230;.. Svi\u0148\u00e1k, kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem ho d\u00edky propojen\u00ed sv\u00fdch dvou perfektn\u011b vyvinut\u00fdch smysl\u016f, kter\u00e9 vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m i p\u0159i hokeji, tedy zraku a sluchu kone\u010dn\u011b objevil, nemohl jsem ho za nic na sv\u011bt\u011b chytit. Ludra&#8230;.. Po\u0159\u00e1d jen hopsal a d\u011blal &#8230;&#8230; Vrrrrrz&#8230;&#8230;. Vrrrrrz.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e jsem ho kone\u010dn\u011b dostal z auta a on mi na rozlou\u010denou ud\u011blal Vrrrrrrz&#8230;., byl jsem zral\u00fd na docenta Chocholou\u0161ka&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Po n\u00e1vratu dom\u016f jsem potom hledal tu stupidn\u00ed d\u011btskou poh\u00e1dku od Zde\u0148ka Milera Cvr\u010dek a housli\u010dky, abych ji d\u011btem zak\u00e1zal \u010di p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b zni\u010dil&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u011bjak n\u00e1m to tady us\u00edn\u00e1&#8230;.. Obla\u017e\u00edm v\u00e1s tedy nov\u00fdm z\u00e1\u017eitkem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=772"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":776,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions\/776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}