{"id":767,"date":"2011-10-09T13:00:49","date_gmt":"2011-10-09T12:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=767"},"modified":"2011-10-10T11:37:09","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T10:37:09","slug":"cirkus-mbl-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=767","title":{"rendered":"Cirkus MBL B"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera se konalo cirkusov\u00e9 vystoupen\u00ed na\u0161eho &#8220; B\u00e9\u010dka&#8220;.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Program cirkusu:<\/p>\n<p>1)\u00a0 Humorn\u00e1 uk\u00e1zka jak 8 obr\u00e1nc\u016f a 2 \u00fato\u010dn\u00edci p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00ed \u00fato\u010dn\u00fd hokej.V\u0161em p\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc\u00edm se tato parodie velmi l\u00edbila.<\/p>\n<p>2) Hra na post\u0159eh: H\u00e1dej kdo chyb\u00ed a zkus za n\u011bj st\u0159\u00eddat, aby jste nehr\u00e1li ve 4 nebo v 6. Proto\u00a0 se Tom\u00edk ob\u010das schoval do \u0161atny a nebo Mara pob\u00edhal v brusl\u00edch po hale a nah\u00e1n\u011bl svoje d\u011bti, kter\u00e9 se s nudlou u nosu za\u010daly vysl\u00e9kat. Tato humorn\u00e1 hra p\u0159inesla soupe\u0159i \u010dasto v\u00fdhodu p\u0159evahy hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f na led\u011b 5 ku 4 nebo i p\u0159esilovku za hru v 6.<\/p>\n<p>3) H\u00e1dej, kde je puk : \u00a0Brank\u00e1\u0159 zachyt\u00e1v\u00e1 te\u010dovan\u00fd puk, kter\u00fd se schov\u00e1 n\u011bkde pod n\u00edm. Obr\u00e1nce ho ujist\u00ed ,\u017ee ho m\u00e1 a na brank\u00e1\u0159ovu ot\u00e1zku &#8222;kde?&#8220;, p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed v\u00edt\u011bz sout\u011b\u017ee hr\u00e1\u010d He\u0159manic a s Hujerovskou ot\u00e1zkou &#8220; Sm\u00edm prozradit?\u00a0 zasouv\u00e1\u00a0puk do br\u00e1ny.<\/p>\n<p>4) Hlavi\u010dky: N\u00e1\u0161 brank\u00e1\u0159, kter\u00fd je pov\u011bstn\u00fd t\u00edm, \u017ee v ka\u017ed\u00e9m z\u00e1pase je nejm\u00e9n\u011b 2x trefen do hlavy, likviduje brejk soupe\u0159e kr\u00e1sn\u011b hlavi\u010dkou a puk vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed a\u017e ke stropu haly tak, aby nasledn\u011b puk\u00a0dopadl op\u011bt na jeho hlavu a odrazil se do br\u00e1ny.<\/p>\n<p>5) Hledej zm\u011bnu na hr\u00e1\u010di: Tuto\u00a0 sout\u011b\u017e\u00a0 op\u011bt vyhr\u00e1l brank\u00e1\u0159, kdy\u017e upozornil sv\u00e9ho obr\u00e1nce, \u017ee dr\u017e\u00ed hokejku obr\u00e1cen\u011b. Nebyla to sice p\u0159esn\u00e1 zm\u011bna, proto\u017ee obr\u00e1nce prav\u00e1k\u00a0m\u011bl pouze\u00a0hokejku\u00a0zahlou na levou\u00a0\u00a0stranu,\u00a0ale t\u00edm se stal\u00a0obr\u00e1nce z\u00e1rove\u0148 &#8220; Bekendov\u00fdm kr\u00e1lem&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>6) Nejpomalej\u0161\u00ed st\u0159ela: Op\u011bt zv\u00edt\u011bzil n\u00e1\u0161 obr\u00e1nce, jeho\u017e st\u0159ela do \u0161ibenice od modr\u00e9 vydr\u017eela let\u011bt vzduchem a\u017e k za\u010d\u00e1tku kruhu pro vhazov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>7) \u010cert a K\u00e1\u010da: Hrabo\u0161 si vezme puk u na\u0161\u00ed br\u00e1ny a sna\u017e\u00ed se dojet k br\u00e1n\u011b soupe\u0159e s t\u00edm, \u017ee si na n\u011bj postupn\u011b nasedaj\u00ed v\u0161ichni soupe\u0159i.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>8) Vrcholn\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo &#8220; Rybi\u010dky, rybi\u010dky, ryb\u00e1\u0159i jedou!&#8220; P\u0159i zakl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed \u00fatoku He\u0159manic se oba obr\u00e1nci vydaj\u00ed \u00faprkem na svoji st\u0159\u00edda\u010dku a se \u0161kodolibou pozn\u00e1mkou na \u00fato\u010dn\u00edky soupe\u0159e &#8220; nechytili, nechytili&#8220; usedaj\u00ed spokojen\u011b na svoji st\u0159\u00edda\u010dku. Znechucen\u00fd soupe\u0159 dost\u00e1v\u00e1 do s\u00edt\u011b u\u017e\u00a0pouze puk.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00ed vystoupen\u00ed cirkusu je p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed sobotu, kdo chce, m\u016f\u017ee se i s n\u011bjak\u00fdm humorn\u00fdm \u010d\u00edslem k n\u00e1m\u00a0p\u0159idat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera se konalo cirkusov\u00e9 vystoupen\u00ed na\u0161eho &#8220; B\u00e9\u010dka&#8220;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":771,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions\/771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}