{"id":718,"date":"2011-09-21T01:01:03","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T00:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=718"},"modified":"2011-09-21T01:01:03","modified_gmt":"2011-09-21T00:01:03","slug":"debakl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=718","title":{"rendered":"Debakl&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak m\u00e1me za sebou t\u0159et\u00ed kolo nov\u00e9ho ro\u010dn\u00edku BHHL&#8230;&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1d bych napsal, \u017ee jsme hr\u00e1li p\u011bkn\u00fd hokej a po kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch brank\u00e1ch jsme zaslou\u017een\u011b zv\u00edt\u011bzili, ale &#8230;&#8230;. Prvn\u00ed probl\u00e9my se za\u010daly rodit ve chv\u00edli, kdy mi na &#8222;\u00fa\u010dastnick\u00e9 sms&#8220; p\u0159ich\u00e1zelo velk\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed negativn\u00edch reakc\u00ed, a\u0165 u\u017e z d\u016fvodu dovolen\u00e9, nemoci, zran\u011bn\u00ed \u010di dom\u00e1c\u00edch povinnost\u00ed. P\u016fvodn\u00ed pl\u00e1n, hr\u00e1t na tradi\u010dn\u00ed t\u0159i \u00fatoky a dv\u011b obrany, tak vzal velmi rychle za sv\u00e9&#8230;&#8230; Doufal jsem tedy alespo\u0148 ve dvan\u00e1ct \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f&#8230;&#8230; Bohu\u017eel\u00a0po Marov\u011b cyklokrosa\u0159sk\u00e9 vlo\u017ece (p\u0159i jeho tradi\u010dn\u00edm v\u00fdb\u011bhu s kolem na h\u0159bet\u011b)\u00a0ukon\u010den\u00e9 skokem do nezn\u00e1ma a Hrabo\u0161ov\u011b nudli u nosa podlo\u017een\u00e9 chrchlavou mluvou mi nezb\u00fdvalo nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e se upnout\u00a0k touze, odehr\u00e1t z\u00e1pas s Kings na minim\u00e1ln\u00edch deset kousk\u016f&#8230;.. Jednoho z v\u00fd\u0161e jmenova\u00fdch jsem prost\u011b pl\u00e1noval zlomit pro \u00fa\u010dast&#8230;.. Se sebou sam\u00fdm jsem je\u0161t\u011b nemohl po\u010d\u00edtat, nebo\u0165 koleno st\u00e1le pobol\u00edvalo a ch\u016fze n\u00e1padn\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00ednala Joffreye de Peyraca\u00a0z mou \u017eenou obl\u00edben\u00e9 Angeliky. (Jeden z m\u00fdch potomk\u016f dokonce prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee nohu n\u011bjak divn\u011b popon\u00e1\u0161\u00edm :-))<\/p>\n<p>U Hrabo\u0161e jsem ani po desetiminutov\u00e9m telefonn\u00edm vyhro\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed spojen\u00e9m s \u017eadon\u011bn\u00edm neusp\u011bl&#8230;.. Zb\u00fdval Mara&#8230;.. Objevil se u m\u011b p\u0159ed domem a hned mi ukazoval onu &#8222;na kost otev\u0159enou nohu&#8220;, kterou dr\u017eely pohromad\u011b jen t\u0159i ma\u0161li\u010dky. Z m\u00e9ho pohledu, pohoda&#8230; Ne tak z Marova. Kdybych to zran\u011bn\u00ed nevid\u011bl na vlastn\u00ed o\u010di, podle jeho n\u00e1sledn\u00e9ho popisu bych to \u0161acoval nejm\u00e9n\u011b na posledn\u00ed f\u00e1zi p\u0159ed amputac\u00ed cel\u00e9 spodn\u00ed kon\u010detiny. N\u00e1\u0161 pan majitel dlouze hovo\u0159il o t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 desetimetrov\u00e9m voln\u00e9m p\u00e1du do nezn\u00e1ma, l\u00e1m\u00e1n\u00ed betonov\u00e9ho stavidla rybn\u00edka jedin\u00fdm \u00faderem jeho holen\u011b, st\u0159\u00edkaj\u00edc\u00ed krvi, nechutn\u00e9mu pohledu na abnorm\u00e1ln\u011b\u00a0pevnou holen\u00ed\u00a0kost, rychl\u00e9m sepnut\u00ed &#8222;sichrhajckou&#8220;, nalo\u017een\u00ed dvou kol na jedno rameno a omdlet\u00e9ho kamar\u00e1da na druh\u00e9, chvatn\u00e9m dob\u011bhu cca 12 kilometr\u016f zbyl\u00e9 trasy a n\u00e1sledn\u00e9m a\u017e sadistick\u00e9m dom\u00e1c\u00edm o\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed. V tu chv\u00edli mi do\u0161lo, \u017ee nep\u016fjde ani on&#8230;.. Kdy\u017e pak v\u0161e ukon\u010dil v\u011btou: &#8222;Z n\u00e1s t\u0159\u00ed jsi na tom jednozna\u010dn\u011b nejl\u00e9pe ty&#8230;.&#8220;, pochopil jsem, \u017ee jsem v p.deli&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Nu co\u017e, n\u011bjak to dopadne&#8230;.. Se snahou o pozitivn\u00ed my\u0161lenky jsem tedy zam\u00ed\u0159il k hale. Do \u0161atny jsem se opravdu t\u011b\u0161il, nebo\u0165 na\u0161e siln\u011b erudovan\u00e9 debaty o \u017eivotn\u00edch situac\u00edch jednotlivc\u016f, mi p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed\u00a0nov\u00fd pohled na mu\u017esk\u00fd kolektiv. Za dve\u0159mi \u0161atny m\u011b v\u0161ak \u010dekalo nemil\u00e9 p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed. Kdo by taky p\u0159edpokl\u00e1dalal, \u017ee banda postar\u0161\u00edch &#8222;chlupat\u00fdch&#8220; t\u00fdpk\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed se r\u00e1doby naz\u00fdvaj\u00ed hokejisty, vyfasuje \u00fatulnou kom\u016frku vyvedenou ve fialovo-r\u00fa\u017eovo-sv\u011btle zelen\u00fdch barv\u00e1ch, nav\u00edc ozdobenou ply\u0161ov\u00fdm medv\u011bdopsem, kn\u00ed\u017ekou o t\u0159ech pras\u00e1tk\u00e1ch a v\u011b\u010dn\u011b veselou ko\u010di\u010dkou &#8222;Hello Kitty&#8220; usm\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed se ze dve\u0159\u00ed\u00a0sm\u011b\u0159uj\u00edc\u00edch k\u00a0z\u00e1chodu (ze kter\u00fdch jakoby mimod\u011bk zrovna\u00a0vych\u00e1z\u00ed uvoln\u011bn\u00fd Pokec a rovn\u00e1 si sv\u00e9 mu\u017estv\u00ed do upnut\u00fdch o cca dv\u011b \u010d\u00edsla men\u0161\u00edch spo\u010f\u00e1r\u016f). Tomu se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 kompletn\u00ed destrukce ve\u0161ker\u00e9ho mu\u017estv\u00ed&#8230;. P\u0159esto se v\u0161ichni sna\u017e\u00edme vesel\u00fdmi historkami p\u0159ipravit svoji mysl na bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edc\u00ed se z\u00e1pas. Ve chv\u00edli, kdy do \u0161atny elegantn\u011b vplouv\u00e1 \u0160v\u00e9d a n\u00e1sledn\u011b odhaluje svoji &#8222;srst&#8220;, je v\u0161ak\u00a0Hallo Kitty zp\u00e1tky&#8230;.:-)))<\/p>\n<p>Ve zkratce k z\u00e1pasu&#8230;.. Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9 se do n\u00e1s hned od za\u010d\u00e1tku zakousli jako pitbul a my jsme jim to svoj\u00ed zbyte\u010dnou ustra\u0161enost\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b usnadnili. Prvn\u00edch sedm osm minut se hr\u00e1lo prakticky jen u n\u00e1s. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed\u00a0to pro n\u00e1s znamenalo\u00a0jen jednog\u00f3lovou ztr\u00e1tu. Ke konci prvn\u00ed t\u0159etiny jsme i my kone\u010dn\u011b vystr\u010dili r\u016f\u017eky, ale hr\u00e1\u010d s \u010d\u00edslem 18 na z\u00e1dech ve dvou tutovk\u00e1ch bohu\u017eel zklamal&#8230;.. Po patn\u00e1cti minut\u00e1ch tedy 0:1.<\/p>\n<p>Druh\u00e1 t\u0159etina m\u011bla b\u00fdt ozdobena na\u0161\u00ed snahou o obrat v z\u00e1pase&#8230;. Bohu\u017eel jsme se hned v jej\u00ed \u00favodn\u00ed minut\u011b dopustili dvou fat\u00e1ln\u00edch chyb a t\u00edm se n\u00e1m\u00a0vidina dobr\u00e9ho v\u00fdsledku vzd\u00e1lila na m\u00edle daleko. Kdy\u017e o p\u00e1r minut pozd\u011bji sni\u017eoval Va\u0161ek ji\u017e na 1:4, zd\u00e1lo se, \u017ee se je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ece jen o n\u011bco pokus\u00edme, ale byla to jen labut\u00ed p\u00edse\u0148. \u00dato\u010dn\u00edci se p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 m\u00e1lo zapojovali do hry ve sv\u00e9m obrann\u00e9m\u00a0p\u00e1smu a p\u0159et\u00ed\u017een\u00e1 obrana znovu dvakr\u00e1t v rychl\u00e9m sledu kapitulovala&#8230;. Bylo prakticky po z\u00e1pase 1:6.<\/p>\n<p>V posledn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti jsme se ji\u017e jen sna\u017eili neobdr\u017eet potupnou des\u00edtku. Po led\u011b jsme se v\u0161ak nad\u00e1le\u00a0pohybovali jako m\u00e1tohy a kloudnou akci aby \u010dlov\u011bk pohledal. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9 tak\u00e9 pon\u011bkud zvolnili, tak\u017ee kone\u010dn\u00fdch 3:8 u\u017e pro \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9ho ze soupe\u0159\u00fa nic z\u00e1sadn\u00edho nem\u011bnilo.<\/p>\n<p>Dostali jsme po\u0159\u00e1dnou lekci a nutno podotknout, \u017ee zaslou\u017een\u011b. V podstat\u011b jsme nic kloudn\u00e9ho nep\u0159edvedli a o slu\u0161n\u00fd v\u00fdsledek se ani po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b &#8222;neporvali&#8220;. V polovin\u011b z\u00e1pasu u\u017e jsme se prakticky t\u011b\u0161ili na jeho konec. Soupe\u0159 hr\u00e1l dob\u0159e a velmi jednodu\u0161e. N\u00e1m chyb\u011bl n\u00e1pad a moment p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed. Hra na dva \u00fatoky je pro n\u011bkter\u00e9 z n\u00e1s asi pon\u011bkud p\u0159\u00edli\u0161&#8230;. Ano, chyb\u011blo hodn\u011b hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f, ale p\u0159esto si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee p\u0159i maxim\u00e1ln\u00edm nasazen\u00ed a d\u016fsledn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed h\u0159e v obrann\u00e9m p\u00e1smu (t\u00fdk\u00e1 se zejm\u00e9na \u00fato\u010dn\u00edk\u016f) jsme mohli hr\u00e1t s Kings vyrovnanou partii i v tomto slo\u017een\u00ed\u00a0a mno\u017estv\u00ed&#8230; Bohu\u017eel jsme v\u0161ak byli od za\u010d\u00e1tku tak n\u011bjak p\u0159ipo.ran\u00ed&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Doufejme, \u017ee se to v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm ma\u010di zlep\u0161\u00ed, alespo\u0148 co se t\u00fd\u010de nasazen\u00ed&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak m\u00e1me za sebou t\u0159et\u00ed kolo nov\u00e9ho ro\u010dn\u00edku BHHL&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=718"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":720,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718\/revisions\/720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}