{"id":626,"date":"2011-05-14T10:38:02","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T09:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=626"},"modified":"2011-05-14T19:55:21","modified_gmt":"2011-05-14T18:55:21","slug":"zaverecna-aneb-hleda-se-tenista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=626","title":{"rendered":"Z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e1 aneb hled\u00e1 se tenista"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uplynulo sotva\u00a0p\u00e1r dn\u016f od zisku mistrovsk\u00e9ho titulu a u\u017e tu byl p\u00e1tek t\u0159in\u00e1ct\u00e9ho, den napl\u00e1novan\u00fd k oslav\u011b t\u00e9to skv\u011bl\u00e9 skute\u010dnosti.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Start byl\u00a0jako obvykle\u00a0v restaura\u010dn\u00edm za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed &#8220; Mamut pub&#8220;, kter\u00e9 se u\u017e tak n\u011bjak stalo tradi\u010dn\u00edm m\u00edstem pro rozjezd na\u0161ich spole\u010dn\u00fdch akc\u00ed. Zde se n\u00e1s se\u0161el p\u011bkn\u00fd po\u010det dvaceti kus\u016f a &#8222;oslava&#8220; mohla za\u010d\u00edt&#8230;&#8230; \u00davod se nesl ve znamen\u00ed vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9ho podepisov\u00e1n\u00ed mistrovsk\u00fdch tri\u010dek, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e\u00a0ji\u017e v tuto chv\u00edli se u n\u011bkter\u00fdch jedinc\u016f projevil rychl\u00fd n\u00e1stup \u00fa\u010dink\u016f alkoholu.\u00a0Ne\u0161lo sice\u00a0je\u0161t\u011b o projevy klasick\u00e9, jako je m\u00e1to\u017en\u00e1 ch\u016fze \u010di bl\u00e1boliv\u00e1 mluva, ale sp\u00ed\u0161e o ztr\u00e1tu kr\u00e1tkodob\u00e9 pam\u011bti. Jak si toti\u017e jinak vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee Mara byl na v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b tri\u010dek podeps\u00e1n dvakr\u00e1t a\u00a0na jednom\u00a0dokonce t\u0159ikr\u00e1t! Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b bych tak\u00e9 r\u00e1d zm\u00ednil, \u017ee m\u011b u n\u011bkter\u00fdch spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016f p\u0159ekvapil jejich v\u00fdtvarn\u00fd talent, se kter\u00fdm vyzdobili svoje trikoty. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b M\u00e1\u0161enka prok\u00e1zal, \u017ee jeho z\u00e1liba v grafity nemus\u00ed v\u017edy jen\u00a0p\u0159id\u00e1vat vr\u00e1sky\u00a0p\u00e1n\u016fm z dopravn\u00edho podniku&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Nastala voln\u00e1 z\u00e1bava. Na stole se objevily tradi\u010dn\u00ed\u00a0pokrmy\u00a0jako jsou\u00a0kolena, \u017eebra a k\u0159\u00eddla :-) v\u011brn\u011b n\u00e1sledovan\u00e9 proudem p\u011bniv\u00e9ho moku a posl\u00e9ze i n\u011b\u010deho ost\u0159ej\u0161\u00edho. V\u00edt\u011bzn\u00fd poh\u00e1r byl napln\u011bn &#8222;\u0161\u00e1n\u011bm&#8220;, ud\u011blal jedno kole\u010dko, aby n\u00e1sledn\u011b nast\u00e1lo zaparkoval u Havlajdy na stole. Stav n\u011bkter\u00fdch \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f se ji\u017e zde pov\u00e1\u017eliv\u011b zhor\u0161il, co\u017e bude zajist\u00e9 n\u011bkter\u00fdmi r\u00e1dobykamar\u00e1dy dolo\u017eeno i n\u00e1sledn\u011b p\u0159idanou fotodokumentac\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>\u010cas u Mamuta se nach\u00fdlil a bylo pot\u0159eba pokra\u010dovat v &#8222;j\u00edzd\u011b&#8220;. Druhou zast\u00e1vkou se m\u011bl jako obvykle st\u00e1t Hrabo\u0161\u016fv dom\u00e1c\u00ed st\u00e1nek v Absolutu&#8230;.. Cestu k n\u011bmu n\u00e1m zpest\u0159il pan majitel, kter\u00fd se\u00a0pokou\u0161el komunikovat se\u00a0sp\u00edc\u00edmi bezdomovci na Masarykov\u011b ulici. S ka\u017ed\u00fdm z nich poctiv\u011b zat\u0159epal, aby jim n\u00e1sledn\u011b zahuhlal do ucha neot\u0159elou v\u011btu: &#8222;Vst\u00e1vej&#8230;&#8230;., vst\u00e1vej, jde se do pr\u00e1ce&#8230;..&#8220;. Kdy\u017e se v ani jednom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nedo\u010dkal odpov\u011bdi, zkusil se do role mu\u017ee bez domova vc\u00edtit s\u00e1m&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Do\u0161li jsme do druh\u00e9 pl\u00e1novan\u00e9 ob\u010derstvovac\u00ed stanice&#8230;&#8230; Hrabo\u0161 byl okam\u017eit\u011b ve sv\u00e9m \u017eivlu. Se v\u0161emi m\u00edstn\u00edmi \u0161tamgasty se p\u0159\u00e1telsky\u00a0l\u00edbal a obj\u00edmal, proto\u017ee se u\u017e t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159\u00a0\u010dty\u0159iadvacet\u00a0hodin nevid\u011bli. Zde n\u00e1s tak\u00e9 kone\u010dn\u011b dostihli i Tom\u00edk s Ivonou. Pokra\u010dovalo hromadn\u00e9 op\u00edjen\u00ed a do\u0161lo i k jedn\u00e9 pom\u011brn\u011b ne\u010dekan\u00e9 situaci, kter\u00e1 konsternovala hlavn\u011b Havlajdu s O\u0165asem. Zde v\u0161ak v\u0161echny \u010ditatele zklamu, nebo\u0165 podrobnosti nezm\u00edn\u00edm&#8230;.. Je to z jednoho prost\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu, n\u011bkter\u00e9 v\u011bci by m\u011bly z\u016fstat uzav\u0159eny v &#8222;sejfu&#8220; chlapsk\u00e9ho kolektivu&#8230;&#8230; :-)<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1sleduje dal\u0161\u00ed p\u0159esun. Tu\u0161\u00edm \u017ee do Charlies. Jen na chv\u00edli&#8230;&#8230; Na\u0161e dal\u0161\u00ed kroky m\u00ed\u0159ily do &#8222;Tab\u00e1ku&#8220;. Zde si Mara tradi\u010dn\u011b zatan\u010dil na &#8222;podstavci&#8220;, odkud p\u0159edt\u00edm klasick\u00fdm &#8222;bo\u010farem&#8220; vypoklonkoval jednoho sna\u017eiv\u00e9ho klu\u010dinu.\u00a0Ne\u017e jsme se rozkoukali, jsme vol\u00e1ni druhou polovinou &#8222;squadry&#8220; sm\u011br Ratejna. Cestou do tohoto za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed se op\u011bt p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00ed Ma\u0159ena. Na schodech, odstaven\u00fdch kulis\u00e1ky u Mahenova divadla, se n\u00e1m sna\u017eil p\u0159edv\u00e9st ladn\u00fd skok Batmana z v\u00fd\u0161ky cca \u010dty\u0159 metr\u016f. Vzhledem k jeho stavu v\u0161ak bohu\u017eel neodhadl um\u00edst\u011bn\u00ed dopadov\u00e9 plochy a od t\u00e9 doby se s n\u00e1mi pohyboval jen podivn\u00fdmi p\u0159\u00edskoky p\u0159i kter\u00fdch\u00a0hlasit\u011b hekal.<\/p>\n<p>Pak ji\u017e jen z Ratejny zp\u011bt do Charlies a od tud pozvoln\u00fd rozptyl k domovu.<\/p>\n<p>Zde by mohlo vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed o na\u0161\u00ed zav\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 klidn\u011b skon\u010dit, ale&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>V\u0161ichni si jist\u011b dob\u0159e pamatujete, \u017ee Hrabo\u0161 je\u0161t\u011b u Mamuta prohla\u0161oval, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t nem\u016f\u017ee spolu s n\u00e1mi konzumovat alkoholick\u00e9 n\u00e1poje, nebo\u0165 v sedm hodin r\u00e1no odj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed spolu se sv\u00fdm odd\u00edlem &#8222;pinkat&#8220; prvn\u00ed ligu v tenise do Mlad\u00e9 Boleslavi&#8230;.. Slibu se dr\u017eel cca hodinku a pak zah\u00e1jil sv\u00e9 vode\u010dkov\u00e9 torn\u00e1do. Kdy\u017e jsme se s n\u00edm kolem \u010dtvrt\u00e9 hodiny rann\u00ed lou\u010dili na Kobli\u017en\u00e9 p\u0159ed Charlies byl u\u017e velmi vl\u00e1\u010dn\u00fd a neust\u00e1le se sm\u00e1l&#8230;&#8230; Velmi m\u00e1lo p\u0159ipom\u00ednal u\u0161lechtil\u00e9ho vyznava\u010de b\u00edl\u00e9ho sportu&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Je r\u00e1no po akci. Ve stavu mimo re\u00e1l poleh\u00e1v\u00e1m v posteli&#8230;&#8230; Do m\u00edstnosti vtrhne moje man\u017eelka, t\u0159epe se mnou a vol\u00e1: &#8222;Kde je Hrabo\u0161?&#8220;. Nech\u00e1pu spojen\u00ed t\u011bchto slov&#8230;.. Mru\u010d\u00edm n\u011bco o vodk\u00e1ch s d\u017eusem&#8230;&#8230; \u017dena p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1 na intenzit\u011b: &#8222;Kde bydl\u00ed Hrabo\u0161?&#8220;. Tro\u0161ku se prob\u00edr\u00e1m&#8230;.. Kouk\u00e1m jako \u010derstv\u011b vyoran\u00e1 my\u0161. Moje drah\u00e1 polovi\u010dka zahlcuje moji nepou\u017eitelnou hlavu mno\u017estv\u00edm dotaz\u016f a n\u00e1sledn\u011b i informac\u00ed. A\u017e posl\u00e9ze se dovt\u00edp\u00edm. Tenist\u00e9 hledaj\u00ed Zdendu, kter\u00fd se s nimi m\u011bl odebrat do Boleslavi a nen\u00ed po n\u011bm ani stopy&#8230;..\u00a0Muml\u00e1m zjevn\u011b podivn\u00e9 odpov\u011bdi, nebo\u0165 \u017eena na m\u011b chv\u00edli hled\u00ed s otev\u0159en\u00fdmi \u00fasty a potom infantiln\u011b prohl\u00e1s\u00ed: &#8222;Hmmm, tak si zase hajni Mare\u010dku&#8230;&#8230;&#8220;. Pak je\u0161t\u011b zaslechnu jak s n\u011bk\u00fdm telefonuje a radostn\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: &#8222;Tak u\u017e se na\u0161el, to je prima&#8230;..&#8220;. D\u00e1l u\u017e nic&#8230;&#8230;, op\u011bt upad\u00e1m do komatu&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Jen by m\u011b zaj\u00edmalo, jestli se d\u00e1 s\u00e1zet i na prvn\u00ed ligu v tenise. Hned bych si vsadil proti Zdendovi :-)))))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uplynulo sotva\u00a0p\u00e1r dn\u016f od zisku mistrovsk\u00e9ho titulu a u\u017e tu byl p\u00e1tek t\u0159in\u00e1ct\u00e9ho, den napl\u00e1novan\u00fd k oslav\u011b t\u00e9to skv\u011bl\u00e9 skute\u010dnosti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":629,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions\/629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}