{"id":568,"date":"2011-04-14T23:42:29","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T22:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=568"},"modified":"2011-04-14T23:42:29","modified_gmt":"2011-04-14T22:42:29","slug":"porazka-s-listeckem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=568","title":{"rendered":"Por\u00e1\u017eka s l\u00edste\u010dkem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahoj fe\u0161\u00e1ci,<\/p>\n<p>dneska jsme si cht\u011bli u\u017e\u00edt semifin\u00e1le play-off BHHL proti Sputniku a moc se n\u00e1m to nepovedlo. Co naplat, mus\u00edme na dne\u0161ek rychle zapomenout a pokusit se v pond\u011bl\u00ed vybojovat rozhoduj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1pas!<!--more-->P\u0159itom to byl tak pestr\u00fd den. Z<img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek...\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/wp-includes\/js\/tinymce\/plugins\/wordpress\/img\/trans.gif\" alt=\"\" \/>cela v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b jsem svoj\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtomnost\u00ed obla\u017eil spolupracovn\u00edky ve firm\u011b ji\u017e ve \u010dtvrtek m\u00edsto obl\u00edben\u00e9ho p\u00e1tku, co\u017e vyvolalo vlnu\u00a0nev\u0161edn\u00edho\u00a0z\u00e1jmu o moje zdrav\u00ed\u00a0a okam\u017eitou p\u0159ezd\u00edvku &#8222;workoholik&#8220;. Pot\u00e9 jsem ve strhuj\u00edc\u00ed online pokerov\u00e9 h\u0159e zku\u0161en\u011b vyautoval hr\u00e1\u010de s p\u0159ezd\u00edvkou &#8222;Pipin&#8220;, aby mi to n\u00e1sledn\u011b nat\u0159el jin\u00fd kverulant s nickem &#8222;Gagarin&#8220;&#8230;&#8230; A vrcholem \u010dtvrte\u010dn\u00edho programu byla n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva zuba\u0159sk\u00e9 ordinace za \u00fa\u010delem prozkoum\u00e1n\u00ed chrupu m\u00fdch milovan\u00fdch\u00a0ratolest\u00ed. Zde op\u011bt nezklamal m\u016fj &#8222;prost\u0159edn\u00ed&#8220;, jeliko\u017e jeho \u010dtverka vlevo dole m\u011bla v\u011brn\u011b n\u00e1sledovat svoji kolegyni zprava na cest\u011b z \u010delisti ven. D\u00edky posledn\u00ed zku\u0161enosti jsem v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee to rozhodn\u011b nebude proch\u00e1zka r\u016f\u017eov\u00fdm sadem. A skute\u010dn\u011b! Ji\u017e po ozn\u00e1men\u00ed t\u00e9to &#8222;skv\u011bl\u00e9&#8220; noviny pan\u00ed zuba\u0159kou syn\u00e1tor notn\u011b pobledl, za\u010dal podivn\u011b lomit rukama a\u00a0mumlat jak\u00e9si zakl\u00ednadlo. Pro m\u011b osobn\u011b to znamenalo jedin\u00e9, dal\u0161\u00ed ostudu jako prase&#8230;.. Nem\u00fdlil jsem se&#8230;&#8230;. Po kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 uklid\u0148ovac\u00ed pas\u00e1\u017ei p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00ed l\u00e9ka\u0159ka pom\u011brn\u011b rychle do akce a k m\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed si synek docela nepochopiteln\u011b\u00a0zakr\u00fdv\u00e1 o\u010di a po chv\u00edli chr\u010den\u00ed za\u010dne na celou ordinaci hul\u00e1kat: &#8222;Tak rychle, ven s n\u00edm, co V\u00e1m tak dlouho trv\u00e1?!&#8220; Jsem rud\u00fd a\u017e na nejni\u017e\u0161\u00ed partii zad a p\u0159ekvapen\u00fdm pohled\u016fm doktorky se jakoby mimod\u011bk vyh\u00fdb\u00e1m. Ta, povzbuzena v\u00fdzvou sv\u00e9ho pacienta, d\u00e1v\u00e1 se do d\u00edla s je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm zaujet\u00edm a v tu chv\u00edli mi zuba\u0159ina p\u0159ipad\u00e1 jako prachsprost\u00e1 \u0159ezni\u010dina. Zanedlouho je na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u010dty\u0159ka venku, co\u017e &#8222;mladej&#8220; komentuje slovy: &#8222;No kone\u010dn\u011b, to byla bolest&#8230;., sem u\u017e v \u017eivot\u011b nejdu!&#8220; a se slzami na tv\u00e1\u0159i opou\u0161t\u00ed ordinaci. J\u00e1 se je\u0161t\u011b sna\u017e\u00edm odleh\u010dit pon\u011bkud napjatou atmosf\u00e9ru v ordinaci\u00a0nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 poveden\u00fdm vtipem, \u017ee zuba\u0159 je jako \u0159ezn\u00edk, jen nenos\u00ed zmijovku&#8230;&#8230; Dle v\u00fdrazu l\u00e9ka\u0159ky i jej\u00ed\u00a0asistentky jsem zjevn\u011b o velk\u00fd kus\u00a0minul jejich obl\u00edben\u00fd\u00a0druh humoru a tak i j\u00e1 sp\u011b\u0161n\u011b opou\u0161t\u00edm &#8222;m\u00edsto trhu&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159edma\u010dov\u00e9 odpoledne n\u00e1sledn\u011b prorelaxuji u Bolka a Lolka, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e na druh\u00e9 tv b\u011b\u017e\u00ed nem\u00e9n\u011b l\u00e1kav\u00fd(asi stopades\u00e1t\u00e1 repr\u00edza) Prehistorick\u00fd park. Skv\u011bl\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy dvojice mlad\u00fdch polsk\u00fdch\u00a0&#8222;pion\u00fdr\u016f&#8220; m\u011b nakonec tak vt\u00e1hnou do d\u011bje, \u017ee se probouz\u00edm a\u017e se z\u00e1vere\u010dnou zn\u011blkou.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00edm se prakticky dost\u00e1v\u00e1m k dob\u011b p\u0159ed za\u010d\u00e1tkem z\u00e1pasu. V \u0161atn\u011b nen\u00ed tak veselo jako obvykle. D\u00edlem je to\u00a0d\u00e1no d\u016fle\u017eitost\u00ed ma\u010de a d\u00edlem i t\u00edm, \u017ee &#8222;fasujeme&#8220; tu velkou, velmi praktickou \u0161atnu, kde uprost\u0159ed stoj\u00ed sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b. Po Hrabo\u0161ov\u011b ohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed rozestaven\u00ed hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f u\u017e nikdo moc nemluv\u00ed, jen Nev\u010da oblig\u00e1tn\u011b zkou\u0161\u00ed svoje lascivn\u00ed vt\u00edpky na \u0160v\u00e9da.<\/p>\n<p>Prota\u017een\u00ed, rozh\u00fdb\u00e1n\u00ed, rozbruslen\u00ed&#8230;&#8230;. A je tu za\u010d\u00e1tek z\u00e1pasu. Od \u00favodu je to hodn\u011b opatrn\u00e9 z obou stran. \u00datoky zkou\u0161\u00ed, co jim obrany dovol\u00ed. Z t\u00e9to relativn\u011b nudn\u00e9 pas\u00e1\u017ee n\u00e1s prob\u00edr\u00e1 a\u017e pom\u011brn\u011b \u0161\u0165astn\u00fd Dav\u016fv g\u00f3l na 1:0. Z veden\u00ed se v\u0161ak neradujeme p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 dlouho a po z\u00e1varu p\u0159ed na\u0161\u00ed brankou\u00a0je srovn\u00e1no na 1:1. Pot\u00e9 hra op\u011bt upad\u00e1 sp\u00ed\u0161e do boje o st\u0159edn\u00ed p\u00e1smo a rem\u00edzov\u00fd stav tak z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 a\u017e do konce prvn\u00ed t\u0159etiny.<\/p>\n<p>Kdo by si myslel, \u017ee druh\u00e1 patn\u00e1ctiminutovka rapidn\u011b zm\u011bn\u00ed d\u011bj utk\u00e1n\u00ed, je zklam\u00e1n&#8230;&#8230; S\u00e1le stejn\u00e1 p\u00edsni\u010dka. I kdy\u017e je pravda, \u017ee soupe\u0159 je ve sv\u00fdch atac\u00edch nebezpe\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a Boz\u010fa v br\u00e1n\u011b se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bt. Bohu\u017eel po jedn\u00e9 bleskurychl\u00e9 kolmici obr\u00e1nce Sputniku na najet\u00e9ho \u00fato\u010dn\u00edka dost\u00e1v\u00e1me druhou branku(1:2) a je na n\u00e1s, abychom za\u010dali tvo\u0159it hru. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee to nen\u00ed vylo\u017een\u011b na\u0161e parketa, prosazujeme se v\u00fdrazn\u011bji jen p\u0159i p\u0159esilov\u00e9 h\u0159e, kter\u00e1 v\u0161ak bohu\u017eel z\u00e1sahem do \u010dern\u00e9ho nekon\u010d\u00ed. Po t\u0159iceti minut\u00e1ch tak m\u00e1me jednog\u00f3lov\u00fd deficit.<\/p>\n<p>Ve t\u0159et\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti postupn\u011b za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 na\u0161e snaha p\u0159ech\u00e1zet vk\u0159e\u010d a ani sta\u017een\u00ed hry na dva \u00fatoky nep\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed k\u00fd\u017een\u00fd efekt. Naopak, ze dvou rychl\u00fdch brejk\u016f dvakr\u00e1t inkasujeme a je z\u0159ejm\u00e9, \u017ee dnes to na v\u00fdhru nebude&#8230;. Kone\u010dn\u00fd v\u00fdsledek 1:4 tento fakt jen potvrzuje.<\/p>\n<p>Co dodat z\u00e1v\u011brem? Nev\u00edm, mo\u017en\u00e1 mi to ani nep\u0159\u00edslu\u0161\u00ed, abych hodnotil n\u00e1\u0161 hern\u00ed projev, jeliko\u017e s\u00e1m si mus\u00edm s\u00e1hnout velmi hluboko do sv\u011bdom\u00ed&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Budu tedy kon\u010dit ot\u00e1zkou&#8230;&#8230; Opravdu jsme dnes p\u0159edvedli v\u0161echno na co m\u00e1me????? Jestli ano, bude p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed z\u00e1pas na\u0161\u00edm posledn\u00edm v leto\u0161n\u00edm play-off&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: P\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd den jsem na parkingu p\u0159ed halou zakon\u010dil zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm, \u017ee ani tentokr\u00e1t na m\u011b policie nazapomn\u011bla a podruh\u00e9 v\u00a0kr\u00e1tk\u00e9m sledu\u00a0jsem vyfasoval l\u00edste\u010dek za st\u011bra\u010d s pozdravem, \u017ee stoj\u00edm dv\u011bma koly na chodn\u00edku&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahoj fe\u0161\u00e1ci, dneska jsme si cht\u011bli u\u017e\u00edt semifin\u00e1le play-off BHHL proti Sputniku a moc se n\u00e1m to nepovedlo. Co naplat, mus\u00edme na dne\u0161ek rychle zapomenout a pokusit se v pond\u011bl\u00ed vybojovat rozhoduj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1pas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":569,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions\/569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}