{"id":455,"date":"2011-02-18T01:12:39","date_gmt":"2011-02-18T00:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=455"},"modified":"2011-02-18T01:12:39","modified_gmt":"2011-02-18T00:12:39","slug":"z-denicku-hokejisty-aneb-devils-vs-vsk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=455","title":{"rendered":"Z den\u00ed\u010dku &#8222;hokejisty&#8220; aneb Devils vs VSK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mil\u00fd den\u00ed\u010dku,<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0je pr\u00e1v\u011b \u010dtvrtek 17.2.2011 a \u010e\u00e1blov\u00e9 dnes\u00a0hraj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1pas BHHL. Bude to proti t\u00fdmu VSK Technika &#8222;C&#8220;. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Proto\u017ee mi to posledn\u00ed dobou moc nejde, nevyhl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm z\u00e1pas p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 optimisticky. Nav\u00edc se mi dnes\u00a0stalo p\u00e1r pon\u011bkud nev\u0161edn\u00edch\u00a0v\u011bc\u00ed. Ji\u017e r\u00e1no v koupeln\u011b jsem se p\u0159i pohledu\u00a0do zrcadla\u00a0tak lekl, \u017ee jsem je reflexn\u00edm obrann\u00fdm\u00a0\u00faderem \u00a0rozbil. Ze dve\u0159\u00ed jsem vykro\u010dil levou nohou a aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, celou cestu do obchodu se mi pod nohy pletla jak\u00e1si vlezl\u00e1 \u010dern\u00e1 ko\u010dka. M\u011bl jsem podez\u0159en\u00ed, \u017ee je nemocn\u00e1, nebo\u0165 mi neust\u00e1le chodila p\u0159es cestu tam a zp\u011bt. Cht\u011bl jsem se j\u00ed zbavit a proto jsem nalepen na ze\u010f za\u010dal podch\u00e1zet \u017eeb\u0159\u00edky fas\u00e1dn\u00edk\u016f ze zateplovac\u00ed firmy, kte\u0159\u00ed &#8222;s\u00e1mo\u0161ku&#8220; zkr\u00e1\u0161luj\u00ed.\u00a0P\u0159i tom jsem bohu\u017eel \u0161l\u00e1pl asi na p\u011bt kan\u00e1l\u016f&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Cel\u00fd zbytek dne je jako z partesu. Nav\u0161t\u00edv\u00edm s d\u011btmi d\u011btsk\u00e9ho zuba\u0159e, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e z ban\u00e1ln\u00ed kontroly chrupu se vyklube trh\u00e1n\u00ed probl\u00e9mov\u00e9 \u010dty\u0159ky u prost\u0159edn\u00edho potomka. Vzhledem k jeho nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 kladn\u00e9mu vztahu k ve\u0161ker\u00e9 l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00e9 technice a zejm\u00e9na jehl\u00e1m, lehce vr\u00e1vor\u00e1m a v ordinaci p\u0159ipravuji zuba\u0159ku na nejhor\u0161\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159. U\u017e jej\u00ed uvodn\u00ed v\u011bta &#8222;Ty n\u00e1\u0161 mal\u00fd hrdino&#8230;&#8220;, nepad\u00e1 zrovna na \u00farodnou p\u016fdu, zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b ve chv\u00edli, kdy sestra okat\u011b chyst\u00e1 ti\u0161\u00edc\u00ed injekci. S m\u00edrn\u011b depresivn\u00edm t\u00f3nem v hlase upozor\u0148uji vystudovanou zdravotnici, \u017ee ji gumov\u00e9 rukavice, kter\u00e9 si zrovna navl\u00e9k\u00e1, mo\u017en\u00e1 nebudou v bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edc\u00edm se okam\u017eiku dostate\u010dn\u011b chr\u00e1nit&#8230;. P\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1 moji pozn\u00e1mku s ch\u00e1pav\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem, co\u017e m\u011b jen utvrzuje v dom\u011bnce, \u017ee si pln\u011b neuv\u011bdomuje, jak\u00fd produkt m\u00e1 pr\u00e1v\u011b v k\u0159esle. Nast\u00e1v\u00e1 prvn\u00ed f\u00e1ze aktu trh\u00e1n\u00ed. Je to nam\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00edsta vpichu jehly\u00a0znecitlivuj\u00edc\u00ed masti\u010dkou. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed prvn\u00ed komplikace, syn\u00e1tor nem\u00edn\u00ed otev\u0159\u00edt \u00fasta a zuba\u0159ka s mast\u00ed na prstu v tu chv\u00edli vypad\u00e1 pon\u011bkud bezradn\u011b. Sna\u017e\u00edm se do toho vlo\u017eit tro\u0161ku po chlapsky a lehce zv\u00fd\u0161\u00edm hlas&#8230;&#8230; Jedin\u00fd kdo se v\u0161ak lek\u00e1\u00a0je sestra a n\u00e1sledn\u00fd vy\u010d\u00edtav\u00fd pohled l\u00e9ka\u0159ky m\u011b nut\u00ed st\u00e1hnout se\u00a0zp\u00e1tky do pozad\u00ed. N\u00e1sleduje dal\u0161\u00ed f\u00e1ze p\u0159emlouv\u00e1n\u00ed&#8230;&#8230; Lehce vyto\u010den\u00fd za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m slibovat \u00fader otev\u0159enou dlan\u00ed do oblasti temene hlavy, lidov\u011b zvan\u00fd facka. Tato strategie viditeln\u011b zabrala a syn za tich\u00e9ho vzlyknut\u00ed otv\u00edr\u00e1 \u00fasta. Po jednom m\u00e1znut\u00ed se jeho pusa s hlasit\u00fdm klapnut\u00edm op\u011bt zav\u00edr\u00e1. Do hry vstupuje hlavn\u00ed hrdinka, injekce. Jestli\u017ee do te\u010f to bylo t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9, nyn\u00ed za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 boj s v\u011btrn\u00fdmi ml\u00fdny. J\u00e1 i lek\u00e1\u0159ka vytahujeme z ruk\u00e1vu t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161echny sv\u00e9 trumfy, ale prozat\u00edm marn\u011b. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m tedy slibovat&#8230;. Mal\u00fd vyd\u011bra\u010d po n\u011bkolika konkr\u00e9tn\u00edch nab\u00eddk\u00e1ch souhlas\u00ed a my se kone\u010dn\u011b do\u010dk\u00e1me komletn\u00edho proveden\u00ed z\u00e1kroku.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1sledn\u00e9 obj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161ech brn\u011bnsk\u00fdch hra\u010dk\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed z d\u016fvod\u016f sh\u00e1n\u011bn\u00ed jedn\u00e9 konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed hra\u010dky u m\u011b vyvol\u00e1v\u00e1 lehk\u00fd pocit beznad\u011bje. Nakonec jsme p\u0159ece jen \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00ed a j\u00e1 se kolem \u010dtvrt\u00e9 hodiny odpoledn\u00ed vrac\u00edm i s d\u011btmi dom\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Naivn\u00ed pocit klidn\u00e9ho p\u0159edz\u00e1pasov\u00e9ho \u010dasu ru\u0161\u00ed zvon\u011bn\u00ed u dve\u0159\u00ed. Syn man\u017eel\u010diny velmi dobr\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dky nastupuje v nov\u00e9 funkci finan\u010dn\u00edho poradce a moje drah\u00e1 polovi\u010dka, v bl\u00ed\u017ee nespecifikovan\u00e9 chv\u00edli, p\u0159isl\u00edbila p\u0159\u00edtelkyni, \u017ee se zrovna na n\u00e1s m\u016f\u017ee jej\u00ed syn\u00e1tor tro\u0161ku za\u0161kolit&#8230;.. Okam\u017eit\u011b se d\u00e1v\u00e1m na pozvoln\u00fd \u00fastup,le\u010d ruka trhu, pota\u017emo &#8222;finan\u010dn\u00edka&#8220;, m\u011b s pros\u00edkem vtahuje do bludn\u00e9ho kruhu graf\u016f, \u010d\u00edsel, v\u00fdnos\u016f a zisk\u016f&#8230;.. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee to nen\u00ed prvn\u00ed agitace podobn\u00e9ho typu, upad\u00e1m do hlubok\u00e9 letargie. N\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ka m\u011b utvrzuje v tom, \u017ee um\u0159u nemocn\u00fd, chud\u00fd a pod mostem&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e finan\u010dn\u00edk odejde, nezapomenu man\u017eelce v\u0159ele pod\u011bkovat za p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b str\u00e1venou dvouhodinovku.<\/p>\n<p>\u010cas z\u00e1pasu se mezit\u00edm ne\u00faprosn\u011b p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil. Beru v\u011bci a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edm pro Pe\u0165u. Parkuji na obl\u00edben\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b a sp\u011bch\u00e1m na &#8222;\u010cu\u0148\u00e1k\u016fv&#8220; narozeninov\u00fd raut. Vidina j\u00eddla a pit\u00ed zdarma dnes zaplnila kabinu s notn\u00fdm p\u0159edstihem. T\u00edm se zm\u011bnil cel\u00fd zasedac\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1dek, nebo\u0165 ka\u017ed\u00fd chce b\u00fdt co nejbl\u00ed\u017ee u pln\u00e9ho stolu. Snad i z toho d\u016fvodu si m\u011b na druh\u00e9m konci \u0161atny bere Hrabo\u0161 neust\u00e1le do \u00fast. Po dne\u0161n\u00ed zuba\u0159sk\u00e9 anab\u00e1zi v\u0161ak z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1m ledov\u011b klidn\u00fd a p\u0159ezd\u00edvku &#8222;Kopyto&#8220; p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1m s decentn\u00edm \u00fasm\u011bvem.<\/p>\n<p>Po klasick\u00e9m rozbruslen\u00ed, kdy nikdo nebrusl\u00ed a jen p\u00e1r lid\u00ed si vyst\u0159el\u00ed, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 z\u00e1pas. Uklid\u0148uji se t\u00edm, \u017ee hr\u00e1t s Hrabo\u0161em v jednom \u00fatoku je radost a kdy\u017e na to p\u0159ijde, vysta\u010d\u00ed si klidn\u011b s\u00e1m. To dokazuje hned p\u0159i druh\u00e9m st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed, kdy d\u00e1 s lehkost\u00ed sob\u011b vlastn\u00ed dva g\u00f3ly a jde nezad\u00fdch\u00e1n st\u0159\u00eddat. Naproti tomu j\u00e1 jsem hodn\u011b zad\u00fdch\u00e1n, puk jsem prakticky nepotkal a m\u00e1m pocity p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm sm\u00ed\u0161en\u00e9. Co se d\u011bje d\u00e1l, m\u011b\u00a0definitivn\u011b utvrzuje v my\u0161lence, pov\u011bsit brusle a hlavn\u011b hokejku\u00a0v gar\u00e1\u017ei\u00a0na h\u0159eb\u00edk&#8230;. Igin a hlavn\u011b Hrabo\u0161 mi p\u0159ipravuj\u00ed jednu tutovku za druhou a j\u00e1 jsem jako tradi\u010dn\u011b \u00fapln\u011b marn\u00fd. Zhruba sedmkr\u00e1t s\u00e1m mezi kruhy a z toho jen dv\u011b st\u0159ely mezi ty\u010de&#8230;&#8230; Cca\u00a0p\u011bt n\u00e1jezd\u016f dva a\u017e t\u0159i na jednoho kon\u010d\u00ed v 99% procentech p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f u m\u011b a st\u0159ela to v\u011bt\u0161inou nen\u00ed&#8230;.. Prost\u011b marnost nad marnost.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed ostatn\u00ed spoluhr\u00e1\u010di jsou kvalitou o t\u0159\u00eddu v\u00fd\u0161, a tak i p\u0159es m\u00edrn\u00e9 poleven\u00ed za stavu 5:0 se nakonec dobereme k v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed 8:3.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00e1pas m\u00e1 drobnou dohru na chodb\u00e1ch u \u0161aten, kdy \u0160v\u00e9d za n\u00e1s za v\u0161echny lehce zat\u0159ese s idiotem s \u010d\u00edslem jedna v soupe\u0159ov\u011b t\u00fdmu. Ten n\u00e1s za z\u00e1pas sv\u00fdmi z\u00e1ke\u0159nostmi postupn\u011b vyto\u010d\u00ed t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161echny, tak\u017ee bylo jen ot\u00e1zkou, kdo z n\u00e1s mu to \u0159ekne z o\u010d\u00ed do o\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00e1v\u011br bych shrnul jednou kr\u00e1tkou v\u011btou. T\u0159i body z dne\u0161n\u00edho z\u00e1pasu pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed, ale &#8222;Kopyto&#8220; m\u00e1 hlavu v &#8222;pejru&#8220;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Tak zase p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b, m\u016fj mil\u00fd den\u00ed\u010dku :-)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mil\u00fd den\u00ed\u010dku, \u00a0je pr\u00e1v\u011b \u010dtvrtek 17.2.2011 a \u010e\u00e1blov\u00e9 dnes\u00a0hraj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1pas BHHL. Bude to proti t\u00fdmu VSK Technika &#8222;C&#8220;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":458,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions\/458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}