{"id":391,"date":"2011-01-04T01:03:24","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T00:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=391"},"modified":"2011-01-04T01:03:24","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T00:03:24","slug":"srdce-v-kalhotach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"Srdce v kalhot\u00e1ch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S Nov\u00fdm rokem se sez\u00f3na p\u0159ekrojila vejp\u016fl a n\u00e1s po p\u0159edv\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed por\u00e1\u017ece od Sputniku(o kter\u00e9 nikdo ze z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00fdch nebyl schopen napsat kr\u00e1tkou sta\u0165!!) \u010dekal souboj o zvednut\u00ed sebed\u016fv\u011bry proti Kr\u00e1l\u016fm.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Kabina se neplnila nijak rychle, zato stolek byl op\u011bt pln\u00fd &#8222;drobn\u00e9ho&#8220; poho\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, tentokr\u00e1t od oslavence V\u00edti. P\u0159ekvapiv\u00e9 v\u0161ak bylo, \u017ee se v\u011bt\u0161ina konzument\u016f dr\u017eela hodn\u011b zp\u00e1tky a jen po o\u010dku pokukovala po ostatn\u00edch mlsn\u00fdch hub\u00e1ch, kdo se do toho prvn\u00ed pust\u00ed. Tajemstv\u00ed tohoto jevu se v\u0161ak vysv\u011btlilo hned vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed. kdy\u017e do\u0161lo k p\u0159evl\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed do hokejov\u00e9 v\u00fdzbroje. Sv\u00e1tky toti\u017e zm\u011bnily t\u011bla sportovc\u016f z MBL ve vzorkovou prodejnu Rako&#8230;. Sam\u00e1 vana a ob\u010das n\u011bjak\u00fd ten sprchov\u00fd kout&#8230;. Dokonce i s\u00e1m kapit\u00e1n m\u011bl velk\u00fd ostych uk\u00e1zat sv\u00e9 &#8222;vysportovan\u00e9&#8220; t\u011blo a drze n\u00e1m tvrdil, \u017ee ho do okol\u00ed b\u0159icha po\u0161t\u00edpal nezn\u00e1m\u00fd bodav\u00fd hmyz a on m\u00e1 dv\u011b pneumatick\u00e9 opuchliny kolem cel\u00e9ho t\u011bla.\u00a0\u00a0A tak snad jedin\u00fd, kdo\u00a0za obdob\u00ed hojnosti nep\u0159ibral, byl vychrtl\u00edk Havlajda, i kdy\u017e u n\u011bj jsou d\u016fvody tohoto stavu pon\u011bkud jin\u00e9 a ani kachna spo\u0159\u00e1dan\u00e1 na posezen\u00ed by situaci nezachr\u00e1nila&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I p\u0159es toto m\u00e9n\u011b povzbudiv\u00e9 zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed byla n\u00e1lada v kabin\u011b vesel\u00e1, k \u010demu\u017e p\u0159isp\u011bl i fakt, \u017ee si V\u00ed\u0165a s Mackem jako ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u011b p\u0159ed\u00e1vali d\u00e1rky, aby je n\u00e1sledn\u011b s d\u011btinsk\u00fdmi v\u00fdk\u0159iky radosti a p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed rozbalovali. V\u00e1noce v\u016fbec jako by se na chv\u00edli vr\u00e1tily mezi n\u00e1s, nebo\u0165 p\u00e1r spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016f se vyprsilo\u00a0s n\u011bjak\u00fdm nov\u00fdm vybaven\u00edm pro na\u0161i r\u00e1doby hokejovou kratochv\u00edli, co\u017e bylo okol\u00edm samoz\u0159ejm\u011b p\u0159ijato se souhlasn\u00fdm mru\u010den\u00edm. Nejl\u00e9pe asi dopadl Va\u0161ek, kter\u00e9mu tch\u00e1n v n\u00e1valu euforie\u00a0po\u0159\u00eddil nejlep\u0161\u00ed hokejovou h\u016fl na trhu,\u00a0tu p\u011b\u010dliv\u011b obalil a je\u0161t\u011b ji nechal posv\u011btit v nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00edm kostele, coby mikul\u00e1\u0161sk\u00e9 bidlo.<\/p>\n<p>Nade\u0161el \u010das rozh\u00fdbat ta pon\u011bkud neforemn\u00e1 t\u011bla a zjistit, jestli v nich zbyla alespo\u0148 tro\u0161ka toho hokejov\u00e9ho umu. Rozbruslen\u00ed s p\u011bti puky odpov\u011b\u010f na tuto ot\u00e1zku je\u0161t\u011b nep\u0159ineslo, ale okam\u017eik, kdy se pod\u00edv\u00e1me pravd\u011b do o\u010d\u00ed, se ne\u00faprosn\u011b bl\u00ed\u017eil.<\/p>\n<p>\u00davodn\u00ed vhazov\u00e1n\u00ed&#8230;. Ub\u011bhlo sotva 35 vte\u0159in a prohr\u00e1v\u00e1me 0:1. Lep\u0161\u00ed za\u010d\u00e1tek jsme si ani nemohli p\u0159\u00e1t. Nohy jako by zt\u011b\u017ekly o deset kilo. Nikomu se nechce moc bruslit. Je to takov\u00e9 \u0161mrdl\u00e1n\u00ed na dobrou noc. Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9 hraj\u00ed co pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed a my se celou prvn\u00ed t\u0159etinu tr\u00e1p\u00edme a\u017e hr\u016fza. Aby n\u00e1m to nebylo\u00a0l\u00edto, stihneme dostat do p\u0159est\u00e1vky je\u0161t\u011b jeden g\u00f3l na 0:2. Co dodat?! S p\u0159edvedenou hrou se v podstat\u011b por\u00e1\u017e\u00edme sami. P\u016fsob\u00edme jako ryba na suchu.<\/p>\n<p>Ani ve druh\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti to nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 hitpar\u00e1da a v\u011bt\u0161ina na\u0161ich \u00fatok\u016f kon\u010d\u00ed na rozhran\u00ed st\u0159edn\u00edho a \u00fato\u010dn\u00e9ho p\u00e1sma. K tomu v\u0161emu se je\u0161t\u011b na stran\u011b soupe\u0159e s \u010d\u00edslem 68(chud\u00e1k Jarda, kdyby v\u011bd\u011bl, kdo v\u0161echno nos\u00ed jeho \u010d\u00edslo)\u00a0proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed pon\u011bkud psychicky labiln\u00ed jedinec, kter\u00fd u\u017e loni poslal Hrabo\u0161e do nemocnice a jeho hra se od t\u00e9 doby bohu\u017eel v\u016fbec nezm\u011bnila&#8230;.. P\u0159esto se n\u00e1m z n\u00e1hodn\u00fdch akc\u00ed da\u0159\u00ed dvakr\u00e1t sk\u00f3rovat (2:2) a alespo\u0148 na chv\u00edli za\u017eehnout plam\u00ednek nad\u011bje. Hraje se te\u010f v\u00edc v obrann\u00e9m p\u00e1smu\u00a0Kr\u00e1l\u016f a n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t m\u00e1me bl\u00edzko k t\u0159et\u00edmu puku v s\u00edti soupe\u0159ova brank\u00e1\u0159e. Bohu\u017eel nestalo se tak z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1\u00a0stav po t\u0159iceti minut\u00e1ch nerozhodn\u00fd. S koncem druh\u00e9 t\u0159etiny za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me sp\u0159\u00e1dat pl\u00e1ny\u00a0na z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dnou patn\u00e1ctiminutovku. Hrabo\u0161 n\u00e1m na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce zd\u016fraz\u0148uje, \u017ee se alespo\u0148 jeden z \u00fato\u010dn\u00edk\u016f mus\u00ed vracet a vypom\u00e1hat obran\u011b, nebo\u0165 hra Kr\u00e1l\u016f je zalo\u017eena na brejkov\u00fdch situac\u00edch a rychl\u00e9m p\u0159e\u010d\u00edslen\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>V\u0161e, co jsme si o p\u0159est\u00e1vce \u0159ekli, se do punt\u00edku splnilo. Soupe\u0159 atakuje na\u0161i br\u00e1nu rychl\u00fdmi v\u00fdpady, p\u0159i kter\u00fdch n\u00e1s v\u0161ak velmi \u010dasto p\u0159e\u010d\u00edsluje a to z jednoho prost\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu. \u00dato\u010dn\u00edci zbyte\u010dn\u011b napadaj\u00ed ve t\u0159ech v \u00fato\u010dn\u00e9 t\u0159etin\u011b a ve v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f se \u017eadn\u00fd z nich nevr\u00e1t\u00ed&#8230; P\u00e1rkr\u00e1t je\u0161t\u011b tuto situaci se \u0161t\u011bst\u00edm ustoj\u00edme, ale nakonec na ni stejn\u011b um\u0159eme. T\u0159i pom\u011brn\u011b rychl\u00e9 g\u00f3ly v na\u0161\u00ed s\u00edti (2:5) hat\u00ed jakoukoliv my\u0161lenku na bodov\u00fd zisk a tak po z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 sir\u00e9n\u011b nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e pogratulovat soupe\u0159i k v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed a odej\u00edt se sklon\u011bn\u00fdmi hlavami\u00a0do \u0161atny.<\/p>\n<p>Rozborka z\u00e1pasu je pom\u011brn\u011b klidn\u00e1. Ka\u017ed\u00fd najde n\u011bjakou tu chybku na p\u0159edveden\u00e9 h\u0159e a shodneme se na tom, \u017ee s takov\u00fdm v\u00fdkonem jako dnes se prost\u011b nevyhr\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159i n\u00e1sledn\u00e9 pozvoln\u00e9 konzumaci V\u00ed\u0165ov\u00fdch laskomin se vzpom\u00edn\u00e1 na l\u00e9ta minul\u00e1, kdy led v\u00edc klouzal a nohy nebyly tak leno\u0161n\u00e9. Co naplat, graf v\u00fdkonnosti v\u011bt\u0161iny z n\u00e1s m\u00e1 u\u017e ten nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed bod za sebou a te\u010f se jen sna\u017e\u00edme co nejv\u00edce zbrzdit ten se\u0161up.<\/p>\n<p>P.S: Ale hlavn\u011b \u017ee je prdel :-)))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S Nov\u00fdm rokem se sez\u00f3na p\u0159ekrojila vejp\u016fl a n\u00e1s po p\u0159edv\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed por\u00e1\u017ece od Sputniku(o kter\u00e9 nikdo ze z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00fdch nebyl schopen napsat kr\u00e1tkou sta\u0165!!) \u010dekal souboj o zvednut\u00ed sebed\u016fv\u011bry proti Kr\u00e1l\u016fm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":393,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions\/393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}