{"id":360,"date":"2010-12-06T02:00:06","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T01:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=360"},"modified":"2010-12-06T12:00:10","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T11:00:10","slug":"360","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=360","title":{"rendered":"Utahan\u00fd ma\u010d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mikul\u00e1\u0161sk\u00e1 ned\u011ble se nesla ve znamen\u00ed za\u010d\u00e1tku druh\u00e9 poloviny z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti BHHL pro t\u00fdmy HC MBL Devils a HC Farma.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>P\u0159izn\u00e1m se, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t to bylo pon\u011bkud chaotick\u00e9 jak p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem, tak\u00a0bohu\u017eel i b\u011bhem n\u011bj. Nejd\u0159\u00edve n\u00e1m &#8222;lehl&#8220; g\u00f3lman Pe\u0165a, z\u00e1hy po n\u011bm i Pokec a nakonec se je\u0161t\u011b omluvil Dave, kter\u00fd se zdr\u017eel\u00a0na hr\u00e1ch handicapovan\u00fdch sportovc\u016f v Rakousku, kde\u00a0se pon\u011bkud prot\u00e1hl slavnostn\u00ed ceremoni\u00e1l\u00a0jeho discipl\u00edny.<\/p>\n<p>Pro man\u017eera\u00a0\u010e\u00e1bl\u016fv tu chv\u00edli za\u010dal boj s \u010dasem, nebo\u0165\u00a0sehnat narychlo t\u0159i kvalitn\u00ed playery ze soupisky MBL a je\u0161t\u011b v \u010dase n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy Mikul\u00e1\u0161e v na\u0161ich obydl\u00edch\u00a0byl docela probl\u00e9m. Ne snad, \u017ee by v\u011bt\u0161ina z n\u00e1s na tohoto p\u00e1na v b\u00edl\u00e9m prost\u011bradle, s kultovn\u00ed \u010depic\u00ed na hlav\u011b a \u0161nekovit\u011b zato\u010denou ty\u010d\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b v\u011b\u0159ila, ale jako spr\u00e1vn\u00ed tat\u00edci se r\u00e1di pod\u00edv\u00e1me, kdy\u017e se na\u0161i mil\u00ed mal\u00ed &#8222;terorist\u00e9&#8220;, \u010dasto t\u00e9\u017e s nads\u00e1zkou naz\u00fdvan\u00ed d\u011bti, alespo\u0148 jednou do roka n\u011b\u010deho boj\u00ed&#8230;.. Pravda,\u00a0b\u00fdv\u00e1 to jen p\u00e1r pom\u00edjiv\u00fdch okam\u017eik\u016f, ale i ty stoj\u00ed za to. Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b bych r\u00e1d zm\u00ednil kr\u00e1tkou, mo\u017en\u00e1 i veselou p\u0159\u00edhodu z n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy &#8222;Mikuldy&#8220; u Havlajd\u016f.\u02c7<\/p>\n<p>Moje drah\u00e1 \u017eena se domluvila se svoj\u00ed\u00a0kamar\u00e1dkou, jestli by\u00a0k n\u00e1m\u00a0nep\u0159eposlala Mikul\u00e1\u0161e, \u010derta a and\u011bla, kte\u0159\u00ed budou pou\u0161t\u011bt strach u nich. Kamar\u00e1dka odv\u011btila, \u017ee to nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m, nebo\u0165 v\u00fd\u0161e zmi\u0148ovan\u00ed jsou prakticky rodina, l\u00e9pe \u0159e\u010deno synovec a spol. \u010cas jejich n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy u n\u00e1s byl smluven na\u00a018 hodinu ve\u010dern\u00ed. Nic tedy nebr\u00e1nilo tomu, aby se na\u0161e d\u011bti pod hrozbou exkurze do \u0159\u00ed\u0161e rohat\u00fdch(megalomansky popsan\u00e9 ob\u011bma rodi\u010di)\u00a0zase jednou\u00a0v roce\u00a0pon\u011bkud neuklidnily. Otcovsk\u00e1 p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ka s n\u00e1zvem &#8222;Peklo je bl\u00ed\u017e, ne\u017e si mysl\u00edte&#8220; je v\u0161ak p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b p\u0159eru\u0161ena ji\u017e v 17:30 a man\u017eelka jde potajmu zji\u0161\u0165ovat, kdo n\u00e1s to nav\u0161t\u00edvil. P\u0159i n\u00e1vratu na m\u011b velmi &#8222;nen\u00e1padn\u011b mrk\u00e1&#8220;, \u017ee u\u017e jsou tady.\u00a0Takticky za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me ratolesti sm\u011b\u0159ovat do p\u0159eds\u00edn\u011b. Zvonek, a u\u017e jsou tady. Tradi\u010dn\u00ed belelele&#8230;., tak kdepak je m\u00e1te?&#8230;..atd. D\u011bti znejist\u00ed a za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed pon\u011bkud t\u011bkat. J\u00e1 v\u0161ak znejist\u00edm taky, nebo\u0165 jak Mikul\u00e1\u0161, tak dva \u010derti a jeden and\u011bl jsou pohlav\u00ed \u017eensk\u00e9ho a n\u011bjak\u00e9ho synovce od soused\u016f abys pohledal. No nic, asi n\u011bjak\u00e1 komunika\u010dn\u00ed chyba. Nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee na d\u011bti funguje i d\u00edv\u010d\u00ed sestava. Nejmen\u0161\u00ed dokonce m\u00edsto nachystan\u00e9 b\u00e1sni\u010dky jen t\u0159ikr\u00e1t panicky vychrl\u00ed tralala&#8230;.tralala&#8230;..tralala a miz\u00ed za dve\u0159mi koupelny. Pom\u011brn\u011b \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 vystoupen\u00ed poh\u00e1dkov\u00e9ho kvarteta pozvolna kon\u010d\u00ed a d\u011bti s tradi\u010dn\u00edm &#8222;my u\u017e budeme hodn\u00ed&#8220; miz\u00ed ve sv\u00e9m pokoji. Situace se pozvolna uklid\u0148uje, kdy\u017e tu kolem 18 hodiny op\u011bt n\u011bkdo zvon\u00ed. Pon\u011bkud znepokojen\u00e1 man\u017eelka jde op\u011bt na v\u00fdzv\u011bdy&#8230;.. P\u0159i pohledu na jej\u00ed\u00a0n\u00e1padn\u011b sinalou tv\u00e1\u0159, kdy\u017e se vrac\u00ed zp\u011bt do p\u0159\u00edbytku, mi doch\u00e1z\u00ed, \u017ee\u00a0letos budeme m\u00edt akci Mikul\u00e1\u0161 pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b dvakr\u00e1t&#8230;. Nem\u00fdlil jsem se. Zpitomn\u011bl\u00e9 d\u011bti absolvuj\u00ed druh\u00e9 kolo a j\u00e1 p\u0159i n\u011bm marn\u011b p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, jak jim tohle budu vysv\u011btlovat&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00edm jsem jako obvykle tro\u0161ilinku odbo\u010dil, ale j\u00e1 douf\u00e1m, \u017ee mi to odpust\u00edte.<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee n\u00e1hradou za o n\u011bco v\u00fd\u0161e zmi\u0148ovan\u00e9 odpadl\u00edky byli brank\u00e1\u0159 Jaranen, univerz\u00e1l Lukas a \u0159\u00edzn\u00fd bek Kra\u0165as, kter\u00e9ho jsem v\u0161ak musel hoooodn\u011b dlouho p\u0159emlouvat. Sly\u0161el a\u017e na to, \u017ee se na n\u011bj p\u0159i f\u00e9novan\u00ed vlas\u016f po z\u00e1pase budeme v\u0161ichni v tichosti d\u00edvat. &#8230;..nezb\u00fdvalo mi, ne\u017e souhlasit.<\/p>\n<p>V tu chv\u00edli by se zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee je v\u0161em \u00fatrap\u00e1m konec a mana\u017eer se m\u016f\u017ee v klidu t\u011b\u0161it na ve\u010dern\u00ed ma\u010d. P\u0159\u00edchod do \u0161atny m\u011b v\u0161ak uv\u00e1d\u00ed do krut\u00e9 reality. V\u00ed\u0165a, kter\u00fd se s Davem st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed v pran\u00ed dres\u016f podle toho, kdo ud\u011bl\u00e1 za z\u00e1pas v\u00edc bod\u016f, m\u00e1 ten sv\u016fj zrovna v mandlovn\u011b u na\u0161\u00ed &#8222;rychlomy\u0161ky&#8220;, kter\u00e1 v\u0161ak pr\u00e1v\u011b p\u0159eb\u00edr\u00e1 medaili v Rakousk\u00fdch Alp\u00e1ch. Situaci je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edce komplikuje pan majitel, kter\u00e9ho\u00a0ne\u010dekan\u011b nav\u0161t\u00edvil kamar\u00e1d Alzheimer a k jeho nemil\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed chod\u00ed po jeho dom\u011b oble\u010den v jeho dresu s t\u0159iadvac\u00edtkou na z\u00e1dech. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed i tuto prek\u00e9rn\u00ed situaci se n\u00e1m poda\u0159\u00ed promptn\u011b vy\u0159e\u0161it, tak\u017ee se m\u016f\u017eeme sm\u011ble vrhnout do v\u00edru z\u00e1pasu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00davod je p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b pod taktovkou na\u0161eho soupe\u0159e, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m prakticky p\u011bt minut nep\u016fj\u010duje puk a za to, \u017ee prohr\u00e1v\u00e1me jen 0:1, vd\u011b\u010d\u00edme hlavn\u011b v\u00fdborn\u00e9mu Jar\u00f3\u0161kovi v br\u00e1n\u011b. Je\u0161t\u011b \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee Farm\u00e1\u0159i dorazili jen v po\u010dtu osmi kus\u016f, tak\u017ee jim pozvolna ub\u00fdvaj\u00ed s\u00edly a hra se postupn\u011b vyrovn\u00e1v\u00e1. S p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm \u010dasem se obrac\u00ed i sk\u00f3re a t\u0159etinu kon\u010d\u00edme za pro n\u00e1s p\u0159\u00edzniv\u00e9ho stavu 3:1.<\/p>\n<p>Druh\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st u\u017e je z na\u0161eho pohledu pon\u011bkud lep\u0161\u00ed, ale po\u0159\u00e1d tomu na\u0161emu r\u00e1doby hokeji n\u011bjak chyb\u00ed \u0161\u0165\u00e1va. Soupe\u0159 hroz\u00ed zejm\u00e9na z brejkov\u00fdch situac\u00ed a Jaranen op\u011bt dokazuje, \u017ee ho leto\u0161n\u00ed sez\u00f3na zastihla ve skv\u011bl\u00e9 form\u011b. Z na\u0161ich \u0159ad je\u0161t\u011b vy\u010dn\u00edvaj\u00ed O\u0165as s V\u00ed\u0165ou a zbytek t\u00fdmu se pohybuje v jak\u00e9msi pr\u016fm\u011bru. P\u0159esto se d\u00e1 \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee v prost\u0159edn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti tah\u00e1me za del\u0161\u00ed konec provazu, co\u017e se odr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed i na sv\u011bteln\u00e9 tabuli 6:1.<\/p>\n<p>V posledn\u00ed patn\u00e1ctiminutovce se v\u0161ak op\u011bt vrac\u00edme do kolej\u00ed z prvn\u00ed t\u0159etiny a Farm\u00e1\u0159i za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed pozvolna kousat. Nejd\u0159\u00edve po ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 te\u010di jednoho z na\u0161ich obr\u00e1nc\u016f koriguj\u00ed na 6:2, aby zanedlouho sn\u00ed\u017eili na 6:3. Pak n\u00e1s op\u011bt p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t podr\u017e\u00ed brank\u00e1\u0159 Jaranen a my zazd\u00edme zep\u00e1r tutovek&#8230;.. Suma sum\u00e1rum po z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 sir\u00e9n\u011b sv\u00edt\u00ed na sv\u011bteln\u00e9 tabuli kone\u010dn\u00fdch 6:3.<\/p>\n<p>Co dodat z\u00e1v\u011brem? Bylo to takov\u00e9 &#8222;Mikul\u00e1\u0161sk\u00e9&#8220; utk\u00e1n\u00ed, ze kter\u00e9ho jsme vyt\u011b\u017eili t\u0159i body, p\u0159edvedenou hrou p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nenadchli a Jaranen si zachytal.<\/p>\n<p>Nejlep\u0161\u00edm mu\u017eem z\u00e1pasu byl vyhl\u00e1\u0161en ne\u00fanavn\u00fd O\u0165as, jeho\u017e v\u0161ak ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed cena \u010dek\u00e1 a\u017e n\u011bkdy p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b :-)) Kdyby se vyhla\u0161ovala trojice, p\u0159ibyli by k n\u011bmu je\u0161t\u011b Jaranen a V\u00ed\u0165a.<\/p>\n<p>S mottem &#8222;Kdo si m\u016f\u017ee dovolit Mikul\u00e1\u0161e dvakr\u00e1t?!&#8220; se s V\u00e1mi lou\u010d\u00ed mana\u017eer, pokladn\u00edk a nehokejista<\/p>\n<p>Havlajda<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mikul\u00e1\u0161sk\u00e1 ned\u011ble se nesla ve znamen\u00ed za\u010d\u00e1tku druh\u00e9 poloviny z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti BHHL pro t\u00fdmy HC MBL Devils a HC Farma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions\/362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}