{"id":314,"date":"2010-11-09T03:16:54","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T01:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=314"},"modified":"2010-11-09T10:04:17","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T08:04:17","slug":"kdyz-chybi-kapitan-aneb-pustte-maru-do-beku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=314","title":{"rendered":"Kdy\u017e chyb\u00ed kapit\u00e1n aneb pus\u0165te Maru do beku&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u011bt dn\u00ed uteklo jako voda a p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1pas BHHL. Tentokr\u00e1t proti HC Ice Bears, jejich\u017e defenzivn\u011bji zalo\u017een\u00fd zp\u016fsob hry n\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nevyhovuje.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Samotn\u00e9mu z\u00e1pasu op\u011bt p\u0159edch\u00e1zela oslava narozenin, spojen\u00e1 s poj\u00edd\u00e1n\u00edm pokrm\u016f z oblo\u017een\u00e9 m\u00edsy a pop\u00edjen\u00edm p\u0159istaven\u00fdch chmelov\u00fdch limon\u00e1d. Nutno dodat, \u017ee Dave se nenechal zahanbit a uk\u00e1zal se jako hostitel v pln\u00e9m lesku, za co\u017e\u00a0 mu bylo odm\u011bnou mnoho boul\u00ed za u\u0161ima.<\/p>\n<p>Co se t\u00fd\u010de sestavy, po\u010d\u00edtal mana\u017eer p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem n\u011bkoliker\u00e9 ztr\u00e1ty, a\u0165 ji\u017e v \u00fatoku a nebo v obran\u011b. Do stavu nemocn\u00fdch \u010di zran\u011bn\u00fdch postupn\u011b odpadali Tu\u0148\u00e1k(nata\u017een\u00e1 t\u0159\u00edsla p\u0159i dom\u00e1c\u00ed autoerotice), Va\u0161ek(prodava\u010dka mu podala v kr\u00e1m\u011b housku umolousanou rukou a vir\u00f3za byla na sv\u011bt\u011b), Graff(prochladl, kdy\u017e mu p\u0159i brouzd\u00e1n\u00ed lesem vypov\u011bd\u011bla slu\u017ebu navigace a on musel nocovat pod \u0161ir\u00e1kem&#8230;. a\u00a0k tomu\u00a0se je\u0161t\u011b poml\u00e1til p\u00e1dem ze stromu, kdy\u017e se pokou\u0161el Jen\u00ed\u010dkovou metodou vyhledat ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed) a Hrabo\u0161(tady bych s\u00e1zel na nachlazen\u00ed formou kap\u00e9nkov\u00e9 infekce p\u0159i zn\u00e1m\u00e9 no\u010dn\u00ed bojov\u00e9 h\u0159e &#8222;Poj\u010fme za roh na moment, \u0161aty t\u00ed\u017e\u00ed jako cent&#8220;). Aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, zkou\u0161el to na m\u011b i \u0160v\u00e9d, \u017ee ho to tah\u00e1 n\u011bkde v okol\u00ed t\u0159\u00edsel&#8230;. Podrobnost\u00ed jsem byl na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed u\u0161et\u0159en, i kdy\u017e se mi bodr\u00fd seve\u0159an neust\u00e1le nab\u00edzel, \u017ee mi to v \u0161atn\u011b uk\u00e1\u017ee.<\/p>\n<p>Z toho v\u0161eho vypl\u00fdv\u00e1, \u017ee sestava se nerodila p\u0159\u00edl\u00ed\u0161 lehce, ale nakonec potvrdilo svoji\u00a0\u00fa\u010dast t\u0159in\u00e1ct hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f do pole a\u00a0jeden do br\u00e1ny, \u0159\u00edkejme mu t\u0159eba i brank\u00e1\u0159.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Tady v\u0161ak na\u0161e peripetie se slo\u017een\u00edm t\u00fdmu zdaleka nekon\u010d\u00ed. Kdy\u017e posledn\u00ed z n\u00e1s odch\u00e1z\u00ed ze \u0161atny na led, chyb\u00ed st\u00e1le jeden obr\u00e1nce&#8230;.. Je to\u00a0tradi\u010dn\u011b Lukas, kter\u00e9mu doma man\u017eelka vl\u00e1dne \u017eeleznou rukou a ka\u017ed\u00fd hokej si mus\u00ed \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zaslou\u017eit. V jeho p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b to znamen\u00e1: postarat se o chovanou zv\u00ed\u0159enu(kon\u011b, kr\u00e1vy, prasata, ovce, kozy, slepice, kr\u00e1l\u00edky, nutrie, \u010din\u010dily&#8230;), cvi\u010dn\u011b p\u0159er\u00fdt asi hektarovou zahr\u00e1dku, vyprat, vy\u017eehlit, uva\u0159it ve\u010de\u0159i, ulo\u017eit d\u011bti, uspokojit man\u017eelku&#8230;&#8230; A teprve potom vyrazit sm\u011br zimn\u00ed stadi\u00f3n. Je docela s podivem, \u017ee stihl alespo\u0148 druhou t\u0159etinu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, p\u0159i jeho absenci vyvstala ot\u00e1zka, kdo na jeho m\u00edsto do obrany. Z n\u00e1s \u00fato\u010dn\u00edk\u016f se nab\u00edzela jedin\u00e1, l\u00e9ty ov\u011b\u0159en\u00e1 klasika, a to M\u00e1\u0161enka. Spolu s Davem jsme se na\u00a0t\u00e9to variant\u011b p\u0159i porad\u011b na led\u011b jednozna\u010dn\u011b shodujeme, kdy\u017e v tom se k n\u00e1m pozvolna p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed Mara a s bezelstn\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem v\u00a0obli\u010deji n\u00e1m ozn\u00e1m\u00ed, \u017ee do beka p\u016fjde on, jeliko\u017e je v tom mooooc dobrej&#8230;&#8230; A jestli mu pr\u00fd nev\u011b\u0159\u00edme, \u017ee m\u00e1 na postu obr\u00e1nce odehr\u00e1no spoustu t\u011b\u017ek\u00fdch utk\u00e1n\u00ed, m\u016f\u017ee z kabiny don\u00e9st notebook a v\u0161echno n\u00e1m uk\u00e1zat na dobov\u00fdch fotografi\u00edch. Nast\u00e1v\u00e1 trapn\u00e1 situace, kdy se s Davem sna\u017e\u00edme Maru hlasit\u011b pochv\u00e1lit za skv\u011bl\u00e9 dovednosti a z\u00e1rove\u0148 odradit od jeho zvr\u00e1cen\u00e9 my\u0161lenky. Nakonec se n\u00e1m to s vyp\u011bt\u00edm v\u0161ech sil da\u0159\u00ed a kone\u010dn\u011b vznik\u00e1 sestava pro \u00favodn\u00ed d\u011bjstv\u00ed&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 z\u00e1pas. Prvn\u00edch p\u00e1r minut je z obou stran pon\u011bkud chaotick\u00fdch a o kloudnou akci okem nezavad\u00ed\u0161. S p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm \u010dasem se v\u0161ak p\u0159emis\u0165uje aktivita na hokejky &#8222;Medv\u00eddk\u016f&#8220; a a\u017e do konce prvn\u00ed t\u0159etiny tam i z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1&#8230;. N\u00e1m chyb\u00ed prakticky v\u0161echno, co n\u00e1s zdobilo v p\u0159ede\u0161l\u00fdch z\u00e1pasech. O celoplo\u0161n\u00e9m bruslen\u00ed, d\u016fsledn\u00e9m napad\u00e1n\u00ed \u010di p\u0159esn\u00fdch p\u0159ihr\u00e1vk\u00e1ch si m\u016f\u017eeme nechat jen zd\u00e1t. Proto je tak\u00e9 stav po prvn\u00ed t\u0159etin\u011b pro n\u00e1s nep\u0159izniv\u00fdch 0:1.<\/p>\n<p>Do druh\u00e9 patn\u00e1ctiminutovky ji\u017e naskakuje Lukas a hra se srovn\u00e1v\u00e1 na t\u0159i kompletn\u00ed \u00fatoky a dv\u011b obrany. Na\u0161i hru to \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b o\u017eiv\u00ed, ale st\u00e1le to nen\u00ed ani zdaleka ono. Tak n\u011bjak sotva tah\u00e1me nohy( krom\u011b Dava, Lukase a V\u00edti) a u v\u0161eho jsme o krok pomaleji ne\u017e soupe\u0159. Kdy\u017e potom jelito s \u010d\u00edslem 18(Havlajda) nama\u017ee soupe\u0159i na druh\u00fd g\u00f3l, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 se vkr\u00e1dat my\u0161lenka na tichou vra\u017edu. Po druh\u00e9 sir\u00e9n\u011b nelichotiv\u00fdch 0:2.<\/p>\n<p>A\u017e ve t\u0159et\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me produkovat n\u011bco, co alespo\u0148 vzd\u00e1len\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 hokej. D\u00edky Lukasovi sni\u017eujeme na 1:2 a m\u00e1me zase o co hr\u00e1t. Pozvolna se dost\u00e1v\u00e1me do st\u0159eleck\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost\u00ed, kter\u00e9 v\u0161ak s p\u0159ehledem likviduje jist\u00fd g\u00f3lman Medv\u011bd\u016f. Soupe\u0159 hroz\u00ed rychl\u00fdmi brejky,\u00a0na kter\u00e9 v\u0161ak u\u017e dok\u00e1\u017eeme odpov\u00eddat stejnou minc\u00ed, za co\u017e jsme n\u00e1sledn\u011b odm\u011bn\u011bni Davov\u00fdm vyrovn\u00e1vac\u00ed g\u00f3lem na 2:2. Po tomhle z\u00e1sahu za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me kone\u010dn\u011b hr\u00e1t hru, na kterou jsme zvykl\u00ed. Najednou je n\u00e1s pln\u00e9 kluzi\u0161t\u011b a optimist\u00e9 na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed v\u011b\u0159it v dokonal\u00e9 oto\u010den\u00ed v\u00fdsledku. Euforie n\u00e1m v\u0161ak nevydr\u017e\u00ed p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 dlouho&#8230;.. Po pon\u011bkud p\u0159\u00edsn\u00e9m vylou\u010den\u00ed n\u00e1s rozhod\u010d\u00ed pos\u00edl\u00e1 do \u010dty\u0159 a soupe\u0159 p\u0159esilovku bleskov\u011b vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1&#8230;&#8230; 2:3. Na tuto branku u\u017e a\u017e do konce z\u00e1pasu nedok\u00e1\u017eeme odpov\u011bd\u011bt a nav\u00edc dv\u011b sekundy p\u0159ed konce je\u0161t\u011b inkasujeme p\u0159i power-play do pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 br\u00e1ny \u010dtvrt\u00fd g\u00f3l 2:4.<\/p>\n<p>Druh\u00e1 por\u00e1\u017eka v sez\u00f3n\u011b je na sv\u011bt\u011b. Sv\u011bt se nezbo\u0159\u00ed, nem\u016f\u017eeme p\u0159ece jenom vyhr\u00e1vat&#8230;.. Mrz\u00ed pouze fakt, jak k n\u00ed do\u0161lo. Takhle \u0161patn\u011b jsme letos asi je\u0161t\u011b nezahr\u00e1li. T\u00edm samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nechci sni\u017eovat v\u00fdborn\u00fd v\u00fdkon Medv\u011bd\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed zv\u00edt\u011bzili zcela zaslou\u017een\u011b, proto\u017ee byli minim\u00e1ln\u011b ve dvou t\u0159etin\u00e1ch z\u00e1pasu lep\u0161\u00edm t\u00fdmem.<\/p>\n<p>Pro n\u00e1s snad jen pou\u010den\u00ed, \u017ee hokej se hraje cel\u00fdch 45 minut a ne a\u017e posledn\u00edch 15&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>P.S.:P\u0159izn\u00e1m se, \u017ee\u00a0v kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 p\u0159est\u00e1vce mezi druhou a t\u0159et\u00ed t\u0159etinou jsem se zab\u00fdval my\u0161lenkou\u00a0na tich\u00fd odchod do \u0161atny, nebo\u0165 mi z m\u00e9 parodie na hokej bylo siln\u011b nevolno a a\u0165 jsem p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel sebev\u00edc, nep\u0159i\u0161el jem bohu\u017eel na nic, \u010d\u00edm bych mohl b\u00fdt t\u00fdmu v posledn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti hry u\u017eite\u010dn\u00fd&#8230;.. :-(((<\/p>\n<p>Bylo by fajn, ud\u011blat letos titul a skon\u010dit&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mana\u017eer &#8222;depresista&#8220; Havlajda<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u011bt dn\u00ed uteklo jako voda a p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1pas BHHL. Tentokr\u00e1t proti HC Ice Bears, jejich\u017e defenzivn\u011bji zalo\u017een\u00fd zp\u016fsob hry n\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nevyhovuje.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":316,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions\/316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}