{"id":293,"date":"2010-10-29T01:23:07","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T23:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=293"},"modified":"2010-10-29T21:01:37","modified_gmt":"2010-10-29T19:01:37","slug":"veslo-odmitl-dvacitku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=293","title":{"rendered":"Veslo odm\u00edtl dvac\u00edtku!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1 \u010dl\u00e1nek o hokejov\u00e9m z\u00e1pase, ve kter\u00e9m se jeho jm\u00e9no objev\u00ed co nejv\u00edcekr\u00e1t a pokud mo\u017eno jen v pozitivn\u00edm slova smyslu. Bohu\u017eel, mi to v\u011bt\u0161inou ned\u00e1 a zab\u0159ednu i do popisu v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 se odehr\u00e1ly mimo stadi\u00f3n p\u00e1r hodin p\u0159ed samotn\u00fdm \u00favodn\u00edm buly. Proto v tuto chv\u00edli pon\u011bkud v\u00e1h\u00e1m, kter\u00fdm sm\u011brem se budou ub\u00edrat moje \u0159\u00e1dky&#8230;.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dobr\u00e1, tentokr\u00e1t v\u00e1s tedy ochud\u00edm o zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 historky svoj\u00ed fam\u00edlie z hromadn\u00e9ho n\u00e1kupu v rann\u00edm&#8220;obcho\u010f\u00e1ku&#8220; i o z\u00e1\u017eitky z m\u00e9 priv\u00e1tn\u00ed turisticko-ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 expedice z m\u00edst, kam lidsk\u00e1 noha nevkro\u010dila.<\/p>\n<p>Pln dojm\u016f se tedy vrac\u00edm z ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9ho r\u00e1je a s hr\u016fzou zji\u0161\u0165uji, \u017ee m\u016fj pe\u010dliv\u011b napl\u00e1novan\u00fd harmonogram za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 siln\u011b pokulh\u00e1vat. Pe\u0165u proto vyzved\u00e1v\u00e1m s m\u00edrn\u00fdm spo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm, kter\u00e9 si v\u0161ak &#8222;mistr \u0161alina&#8220; vysv\u011btluje po sv\u00e9m, nebo\u0165 po pozdravu jen ti\u0161e sykne: &#8222;U\u017e jsem m\u011bl strach, \u017ee dnes jde m\u00edsto m\u011b Jara&#8230;.&#8220;\u00a0 Ch\u00e1pav\u00fdm rodi\u010dovsk\u00fdm hlasem jej uklid\u0148uji v\u011btou &#8220; To ne, Jaranen se na tebe dnes p\u0159ijde jen pod\u00edvat&#8230;.&#8220;. Pe\u0165\u016fv pohled plach\u00e9 lan\u011b hovo\u0159\u00ed za v\u0161e.<\/p>\n<p>Kone\u010dn\u011b jsme v kabin\u011b. Bohu\u017eel jako posledn\u00ed, za co\u017e si vyslechnu p\u00e1r nejapn\u00fdch vt\u00edpk\u016f. Zaznamen\u00e1v\u00e1m si do z\u00e1pisn\u00ed\u010dku jm\u00e9na nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch r\u00e1doby vtip\u00e1lk\u016f a d\u011bl\u00e1m si u nich \u010dern\u00fd punt\u00edk. Z\u00e1rove\u0148 si v\u0161\u00edm\u00e1m, \u017ee na stole le\u017e\u00ed p\u00e1r lahv\u00ed \u0161umiv\u00e9ho moku. Za chv\u00edli je bere do rukou Lukas a my se dozv\u00edd\u00e1me, \u017ee po\u010dal &#8230;.t\u00e9ho potomka, co\u017e se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b mus\u00ed alespo\u0148 tro\u0161ku zap\u00edt. Kdy\u017e doputuje l\u00e1hev a\u017e ke mn\u011b, p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed op\u011bt p\u00e1r rypav\u00fdch pozn\u00e1mek.\u00a0V rychlosti si zna\u010d\u00edm \u010d\u00edsla\u00a0on\u011bch vesel\u00fdch kop&#8230;67,77&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Kone\u010dn\u011b jsme na led\u011b. Kdysi d\u00e1vno jsem b\u00fdval optimista a p\u0159ed ka\u017ed\u00fdm z\u00e1pasem jsem si \u0159\u00edkal &#8222;Dneska to pude!&#8220; S p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm v\u011bkem a klesaj\u00edc\u00ed v\u00edrou v sama sebe se v\u011bta m\u011bn\u00ed na &#8222;Pude to dneska?&#8220; To jen tak pro zaj\u00edmavost. Sta\u010d\u00ed oto\u010dit po\u0159ad\u00ed slov a&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Je vhozeno \u00favodn\u00ed buly(jen pro up\u0159esn\u011bn\u00ed dod\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee dnes hrajeme proti Bulls). V\u0161ichni v modr\u00fdch dresech MBL za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed hned od za\u010d\u00e1tku \u0161lapat a kupodivu jsme za to odm\u011bn\u011bni dv\u011bma brankami v soupe\u0159ov\u011b s\u00edti. Pozd\u011bji se dozv\u00edte, pro\u010d si jednotliv\u00e9 g\u00f3lov\u00e9 momenty p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nepamatuji a i konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed jm\u00e9na st\u0159elc\u016f mi lehce vypad\u00e1vaj\u00ed&#8230;.. V\u00edm ale jist\u011b, \u017ee Bulls sni\u017euj\u00ed na 2:1. Od t\u00e9to chv\u00edle v\u0161ak p\u0159eb\u00edr\u00e1 ot\u011b\u017ee utk\u00e1n\u00ed do rukou modr\u00e1 squadra MBL a a\u017e do konce ma\u010de u\u017e je z t\u011bchto pomysln\u00fdch rukou nepust\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Pop\u00ed\u0161u-li prvn\u00ed t\u0159etinu ve zkratce, vypadalo by to zhruba takto. \u0160ance&#8230;&#8230;\u0161ance&#8230;&#8230;g\u00f3l&#8230;&#8230;g\u00f3l&#8230;&#8230;\u0161ance&#8230;..g\u00f3l&#8230;&#8230;.\u0161ance&#8230;&#8230;g\u00f3l&#8230;.tlak v p\u00e1smu&#8230;..g\u00f3l&#8230;&#8230;\u0161ance&#8230;&#8230;\u0161ance&#8230;..g\u00f3l&#8230;&#8230;g\u00f3l. Je to ale jen zhruba, proto\u017ee po\u0159ad\u00ed jednotliv\u00fdch aktivit se mi tro\u0161ilinku m\u00eds\u00ed. Po prvn\u00edch patn\u00e1cti minut\u00e1ch tedy 7:1! No co, i to um\u00edme ztratit&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 druh\u00e1 t\u0159etina a zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee brankostroj se zadrhl. Dlouho se nic zaj\u00edmav\u00e9ho ned\u011bje a \u010das na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce se pon\u011bkud vle\u010de. S p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm \u010dasem se v\u0161ak na led\u011b pon\u011bkud p\u0159iost\u0159uje a n\u011bkter\u00e9 z\u00e1kroky soupe\u0159ov\u00fdch hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f jsou jako z ak\u010dn\u00edho filmu. N\u00e1sledn\u00e9 p\u0159esilovky pozvolna m\u011bn\u00ed stav na sv\u011bteln\u00e9 tabuli a kdy\u017e zatroub\u00ed druh\u00e1 sir\u00e9na, sv\u00edt\u00ed tam neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fdch 13:1!<\/p>\n<p>Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee o v\u00fdsledku je ji\u017e pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b rozhodnuto, prob\u00edh\u00e1 mezi hr\u00e1\u010di na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce mal\u00e1 s\u00e1zkov\u00e1 akce, jestli poraz\u00ed V\u00ed\u0165a Hrabo\u0161e v po\u010dtu vst\u0159elen\u00fdch branek. V\u0161ichni vesele vtipkuj\u00ed, jen Lukas sed\u00ed tro\u0161ku bokem a skeln\u00fdm pohledem hled\u00ed na led. Z jeho tich\u00e9ho monologu, veden\u00e9ho zjevn\u011b ke svoj\u00ed hokejov\u00e9 holi,\u00a0zaslechnu jen \u00fatr\u017eky&#8230;.. &#8222;Skoro v\u0161ichni u\u017e dali g\u00f3l. I Veslo a dokonce i Mara&#8230;. Jen ty po\u0159\u00e1d nic! J\u00e1 nev\u00edm, co to s tebou je?! V\u017edy\u0165 se o tebe tak star\u00e1m???!! M\u00e1\u0161 je\u0161t\u011b jednu t\u0159etinu. Jestli ned\u00e1\u0161 alespo\u0148 jeden, rozlu\u010d se minim\u00e1ln\u011b na 14 dn\u00ed s novou p\u00e1skou!&#8220; M\u00e1m o\u010di navrch hlavy a rad\u011bji si odsed\u00e1m na druhou stranu st\u0159\u00edda\u010dky.<\/p>\n<p>Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 t\u0159et\u00ed t\u0159etina. Ost\u0159ej\u0161\u00edch z\u00e1krok\u016f ze strany soupe\u0159e p\u0159ib\u00fdv\u00e1 stejn\u011b jako branek v jeho s\u00edti. Pominu-li aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed stav z\u00e1pasu, tak V\u00ed\u0165a-Hrabo\u0161 zat\u00edm 2:4&#8230;. I kdy\u017e tempo z prvn\u00ed t\u0159etiny ji\u017e d\u00e1vno opadlo a utk\u00e1n\u00ed se ji\u017e jen dohr\u00e1v\u00e1, je vid\u011bt n\u011bkolik p\u011bkn\u00fdch kombinac\u00ed i s\u00f3lov\u00fdch slalom\u016f. Asi nejhez\u010d\u00ed z nich p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00ed Igin, kter\u00fd je v \u00fatoku s Davem a V\u00ed\u0165ou jako ryba ve vod\u011b a pan majitel mus\u00ed m\u00edt na opu\u0161\u0165\u00e1ku v Liberci po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 osypky. Bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed se konec st\u0159etnut\u00ed a v\u00fdvoj sk\u00f3re mezi V\u00ed\u0165ou a Hrabo\u0161em se dramatizuje(4:5). St\u0159\u00edda\u010dka vylo\u017een\u011b \u017eije t\u00edmto soubojem. Poda\u0159\u00ed se Mazl\u00edkovi vyrovnat? V posledn\u00edm st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed dvakr\u00e1t na zte\u010d soupe\u0159ovy br\u00e1ny, ale jsou z toho jen\u00a0dva Davovy g\u00f3ly(:-))))), tak\u017ee sk\u00f3re z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 nem\u011bnn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Je tu posledn\u00ed st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed a na led naskakuje \u010dtvrt\u00fd \u00fatok. \u010c\u00edsla na sv\u011bteln\u00e9 tabuli mezi t\u00edm posko\u010dila do t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 astronomick\u00fdch hodnot(19:1). D\u00e1me dnes dvacet? Veslo s Havlajdem napadaj\u00ed v \u00fato\u010dn\u00e9m p\u00e1smu rozehr\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00edho beka,\u00a0kter\u00fd d\u011bl\u00e1 chybu a nahr\u00e1v\u00e1 puk p\u0159\u00edmo Havlajdovi.\u00a0 Ten nev\u00e1h\u00e1 a p\u0159edkl\u00e1d\u00e1 puk Veslovi do &#8222;lo\u017eenky&#8220;. Ji\u0159\u00edkovi v tu chv\u00edli b\u011b\u017e\u00ed p\u0159ed o\u010dima cel\u00fd jeho \u017eivot. Srdce mu bu\u0161\u00ed a\u017e ve sp\u00e1nc\u00edch a napad\u00e1 ho jedin\u00e1\u00a0my\u0161lenka &#8222;Dej a bude\u0161 slavnej!&#8220;. Ve zlomku vte\u0159iny jako by zavr\u00e1vor\u00e1 p\u0159i pomy\u0161len\u00ed, \u017ee\u00a0by to mohl\u00a0b\u00fdt zrovna on&#8230;. Puk se ne\u00faprosn\u011b bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed a p\u0159ed Veslem z\u00edv\u00e1 zpola odkryt\u00e1 br\u00e1na&#8230;.. kr\u00e1tk\u00fdm \u0161vihem trefuje puk naplocho a &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. pos\u00edl\u00e1 jej mimo br\u00e1nu. Je\u0161t\u011b je chvilka\u00a0\u010dasu&#8230;. Mal\u00fd \u010dern\u00fd nesmysl se dost\u00e1v\u00e1 k Tu\u0148\u00e1kovi, kter\u00fd jej k\u0159\u00ed\u017enou p\u0159ihr\u00e1vkou pos\u00edl\u00e1 na ne\u00fanavn\u011b \u010d\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00edho Ji\u0159\u00edka. T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 toto\u017en\u00e1 situace&#8230;&#8230;., bohu\u017eel ani tentokr\u00e1t nekon\u010d\u00ed jubilejn\u00ed dvac\u00e1tou brankou&#8230;.. Z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e1 sir\u00e9na. Kone\u010dn\u00e9 sk\u00f3re Devils &#8211; Bulls 19:1 a V\u00ed\u0165a-Hrabo\u0161 4:5.<\/p>\n<p>Co dodat z\u00e1v\u011brem.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Snad jen motto dne. Kdy\u017e se da\u0159\u00ed,\u00a0tak se da\u0159\u00ed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1 \u010dl\u00e1nek o hokejov\u00e9m z\u00e1pase, ve kter\u00e9m se jeho jm\u00e9no objev\u00ed co nejv\u00edcekr\u00e1t a pokud mo\u017eno jen v pozitivn\u00edm slova smyslu. Bohu\u017eel, mi to v\u011bt\u0161inou ned\u00e1 a zab\u0159ednu i do popisu v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 se odehr\u00e1ly mimo stadi\u00f3n p\u00e1r hodin p\u0159ed samotn\u00fdm \u00favodn\u00edm buly. Proto v tuto chv\u00edli pon\u011bkud v\u00e1h\u00e1m, kter\u00fdm [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":295,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions\/295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}