{"id":278,"date":"2010-10-18T01:47:07","date_gmt":"2010-10-17T23:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=278"},"modified":"2010-10-18T01:47:07","modified_gmt":"2010-10-17T23:47:07","slug":"kapitan-dal-pali-ostrymi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=278","title":{"rendered":"Kapit\u00e1n d\u00e1l p\u00e1l\u00ed ostr\u00fdmi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Velmi n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd v\u00edkend tentokr\u00e1t \u010dekal na \u010dleny organizace s n\u00e1zvem HC MBL. 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Ten se nakonec i dostavil a po v\u00fdsledku 6:3, jsme mohli oslavit na\u0161e prvn\u00ed v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed nad siln\u00fdm soupe\u0159em.<\/p>\n<p>Zde se cesty\u00a0 hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f MBL pon\u011bkud rozch\u00e1z\u00ed. Zat\u00edmco ti rozumn\u00ed sm\u011b\u0159uj\u00ed dom\u016f ke sv\u00fdm rodin\u00e1m, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b na &#8222;jedno&#8220; do hosp\u016fdky, \u0161estice hazarduchtiv\u00fdch player\u016f nab\u00edr\u00e1 sm\u011br Hacienda Balej, aby zde za zvuku \u0161ust\u011bn\u00ed karet a cink\u00e1n\u00ed \u017eeton\u016f ukojila sv\u016fj pokerov\u00fd cht\u00ed\u010d.<\/p>\n<p>Samotn\u00e9 h\u0159e p\u0159edch\u00e1z\u00ed ok\u00e1zal\u00e1 hostina, p\u0159i kter\u00e9 se Marovy dv\u011b! \u017eeny projev\u00ed jako skv\u011bl\u00e9 hostitelky a pan majitel jako opravdov\u00fd gurm\u00e1n. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se zpo\u010d\u00e1tku lehce ost\u00fdchaj\u00ed(\u0160v\u00e9d), ale nakonec v ch\u0159t\u00e1nech hazardn\u00edch hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f zmiz\u00ed uzen\u00e9 koleno, pe\u010den\u00e1 \u017eebra, 2kg tatar\u00e1ku, zhruba 40 topinek, m\u00edsa nalo\u017een\u00fdch papri\u010dek, raj\u010dat a okurek a na z\u00e1v\u011br i husa, kterou si Balejovi zjevn\u011b \u0161et\u0159ili na ned\u011bli&#8230;. Po t\u00e9to sva\u010dince odch\u00e1z\u00ed d\u00e1msk\u00e9 osazenstvo sm\u011br nejmenovan\u00fd n\u00e1m\u011b\u0161tsk\u00fd no\u010dn\u00ed podnik a n\u00e1m z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 cel\u00fd d\u016fm k dispozici.<\/p>\n<p>Zahajujeme poker tour \u010d\u00edslo 3. Mara vol\u00ed svoji obl\u00edbenou strategii a sna\u017e\u00ed se ostatn\u00ed hned ze startu op\u00edt, aby je posl\u00e9ze mohl obrat o n\u011bjak\u00fd mrzk\u00fd pen\u00edz. Tato akce, Marem soukrom\u011b ozna\u010dovan\u00e1 ver\u0161em &#8222;za whisky hrnek p\u00e1r zlat\u00fdch zrnek&#8220;, se v\u0161ak pozd\u011bji obrac\u00ed proti n\u011bmu sam\u00e9mu, nebo\u0165 \u0160v\u00e9d, na kter\u00e9ho hostitel up\u00ednal nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pozornost, sice saje jako houba, ale bez zjevn\u00fdch n\u00e1sledk\u016f, co\u017e se o Marovi samotn\u00e9m tak jednozna\u010dn\u011b \u0159\u00edci ned\u00e1. Zhruba v polovin\u011b druh\u00e9 hry za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 h\u016f\u0159e artikulovat a i prav\u00e9 skl\u00ed\u010dko jeho br\u00fdl\u00ed co chv\u00edli nerv\u00f3zn\u011b vypadne z obrou\u010dky.\u00a0 T\u0159et\u00ed kolo a druh\u00e1 vypit\u00e1 l\u00e1hev Tullamore Dew u\u017e majitele zastihuj\u00ed v lehk\u00e9m deliriu a jeho mluva zvolna p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00ed v nesrozumiteln\u00e9 muml\u00e1n\u00ed a pozd\u011bji dokonce v podivn\u00e9 sk\u0159eky. V kole \u010dtvrt\u00e9m, kter\u00e9 si Mara v posledn\u00edm z\u00e1chvatu pln\u00e9ho v\u011bdom\u00ed vyprosil, u\u017e jen &#8222;\u010dte ubrus&#8220;\u00a0a ob\u010dasn\u00fdm v\u00fdk\u0159ikem &#8222;ulin&#8220;(nev\u00edme jestli n\u00e1m nad\u00e1v\u00e1 nebo s\u00e1z\u00ed) n\u00e1s uji\u0161\u0165uje, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b \u017eije.<\/p>\n<p>Definitivn\u00ed konec hry znamen\u00e1 a\u017e p\u0159\u00edchod Marov\u00fdch \u017een kolem \u010dtvrt\u00e9 hodiny rann\u00ed. Relativn\u011b dob\u0159e v tu chv\u00edli vypadaj\u00ed u\u017e jen Hrabo\u0161 a \u0160v\u00e9d. Oba Davidov\u00e9 a hlavn\u011b n\u00e1\u0161 mil\u00fd hostitel maj\u00ed skeln\u00fd pohled zahled\u011bn\u00fd kamsi do d\u00e1li a jejich krok je\u00a0podivn\u011b houpav\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1sledn\u00fd odjezd sm\u011br Brno n\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b \u010derstv\u011b uvoln\u011bn\u00fd Mara zpest\u0159uje skokem do auta skrze okno a n\u00e1sledn\u011b i kr\u00e1tkou kaskad\u00e9rskou j\u00edzdou na jeho kapot\u011b. Neb\u00fdt st\u011bra\u010d\u016f a ost\u0159ikova\u010d\u016f, asi by s n\u00e1mi absolvoval i \u010d\u00e1st cesty po D1.<\/p>\n<p>Osobn\u011b se po rozvezen\u00ed v\u0161ech brn\u011bnsk\u00fdch \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f dost\u00e1v\u00e1m dom\u016f kolem \u010dtvrt na \u0161est r\u00e1no a do postele kolem p\u016fl dev\u00e1t\u00e9. Po lehk\u00e9m ob\u011bd\u011b hodinku po poledni se dozv\u00edd\u00e1m, \u017ee pan majitel je neust\u00e1le v komatu, co\u017e v\u0161ak vzhledem k jeho stavu nen\u00ed a\u017e tak velk\u00e9 p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed. 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D\u00e1v\u00e1 ji Hrabo\u0161 a plynula tak navazuje na posledn\u00ed z\u00e1pas s Rondem. Kdy\u017e zvy\u0161uje David2 na 2:0, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me m\u00edt m\u00edrn\u011b navrch. Bohu\u017eel Roman Slav\u00edk v barv\u00e1ch ZFP dokazuje, \u017ee je st\u00e1le pan hr\u00e1\u010d a sni\u017euje na rozd\u00edl jedin\u00e9 branky. Pak u\u017e je to jako na houpa\u010dce. Hrabo\u0161 3:1, Slav\u00edk 3:2, V\u00ed\u0165a 4:2 a Pante\u0159i op\u011bt na kontakt 4:3&#8230;.. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dnou te\u010dku d\u011bl\u00e1 op\u011bt Hrabo\u0161 5:3 a my si vychutn\u00e1v\u00e1me opojnou chu\u0165 v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Zdenda dal\u00a0podruh\u00e9 v \u0159ad\u011b\u00a0hattrick a po smoln\u00e9m za\u010d\u00e1tku sez\u00f3ny, kdy mu tam necht\u011blo nic spadnout, te\u010f p\u00e1l\u00ed ostr\u00fdmi osto\u0161est. Graff ho dokonce za\u010dal podez\u00edrat, \u017ee opustil svoji novou zn\u00e1most a za\u010dal zase \u017e\u00edt jako poustevn\u00edk(jak by \u0159ekl Nev\u010da).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Velmi n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd v\u00edkend tentokr\u00e1t \u010dekal na \u010dleny organizace s n\u00e1zvem HC MBL. V sobotu ve\u010der z\u00e1pas &#8222;b\u00e9\u010dka&#8220; s favorizovan\u00fdm Rapidem, n\u00e1sledn\u011b no\u010dn\u00ed Poker tour s po\u0159adov\u00fdm \u010d\u00edslem 3 a v ned\u011bli\u00a0op\u011bt hokejov\u00fd\u00a0ma\u010d, tentokr\u00e1t v\u00a0BHHL, proti siln\u00e9mu ZFP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":281,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions\/281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}