{"id":2324,"date":"2015-09-23T23:27:54","date_gmt":"2015-09-23T22:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2324"},"modified":"2015-09-23T23:37:02","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T22:37:02","slug":"tri-body-ale-neptejte-se-jak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2324","title":{"rendered":"T\u0159i body, ale neptejte se jak&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Po ned\u00e1vn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edd\u011blech, a\u0165 u\u017e v r\u00e1mci MBL nebo \u010cert\u016f, jsem nabyl nezvratn\u00e9ho pocitu, \u017ee pouze nad\u0161en\u00ed pro hokejovou hru nesta\u010d\u00ed. S p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm v\u011bkem by se toti\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk m\u011bl um\u011bt pod\u00edvat pravd\u011b zp\u0159\u00edma do o\u010d\u00ed a sundat p\u0159ed t\u00edm oblig\u00e1tn\u00ed r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 br\u00fdle.<!--more--><br \/>\nJi\u017e p\u0159i rann\u00ed hygien\u011b, pokud dohl\u00e9dnete a\u017e k zrcadlu, je ve tv\u00e1\u0159i \u010dty\u0159ic\u00e1tn\u00edka \u010diteln\u00e1 jist\u00e1 vy\u010dp\u011blost a ob\u010dasn\u00fd \u0161ed\u00fd vlas ji\u017e d\u00e1v\u00e1 jasn\u00e9 neblah\u00e9 znamen\u00ed, \u017ee ml\u00e1d\u00ed je definitivn\u011b v p.deli. Jasn\u011b, m\u016f\u017eete si pomoci r\u016fzn\u00fdmi triky, kter\u00e9 se odv\u00edj\u00ed samoz\u0159ejm\u011b i od toho, jak hluboko m\u00e1te do kapsy, ale tento efekt b\u00fdv\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161inou pouze do\u010dasn\u00fd a odborn\u00e9 jazyky jej naz\u00fdvaj\u00ed vtipn\u00fdm ozna\u010den\u00edm Jojo&#8230; Tak p\u0159\u00edkladn\u011b kr\u00e9m \u017del\u00e9-royal sice vypne ple\u0165 jako potah na buben, ale obli\u010dej potom ztr\u00e1c\u00ed jistou autenticitu a tak\u00e9 jeho v\u00fdraz ji\u017e ne v\u017edy mus\u00ed vykreslovat skute\u010dnou n\u00e1ladu toho ksichtu pod n\u00edm. M\u016f\u017eete tak b\u00fdt peskov\u00e1n p\u0159ed celou fam\u00edli\u00ed nap\u0159\u00edklad z toho, \u017ee p\u0159i oslav\u011b tch\u00fdnin\u00fdch \u0161edes\u00e1t\u00fdch narozenin jste se na ni d\u00edval tak, jako by j\u00ed bylo minim\u00e1ln\u011b devades\u00e1t a je\u0161t\u011b v\u00e1m z permanetn\u011b otev\u0159en\u00fdch \u00fast neust\u00e1le kapaly sliny. Tak\u00e9 barven\u00fd vlas nep\u016fsob\u00ed v\u017edy d\u016fv\u011bryhodn\u011b, nebo\u0165 vr\u00e1sky hluboce vryt\u00e9 do tv\u00e1\u0159e p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nekoresponduj\u00ed s temn\u011b \u010dernou havran\u00ed h\u0159\u00edvou ala Vinnetou a vypelichan\u00fdm \u0161ediv\u00fdm obo\u010d\u00edm. Proto z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 ot\u00e1zkou, zda se na tuto cestu imagin\u00e1rn\u00edho omlazen\u00ed v\u016fbec pou\u0161t\u011bt, \u010di nechat t\u011blu p\u0159irozen\u00fd vzhled \u0161arpeje. Skute\u010dnost je toti\u017e takov\u00e1, \u017ee pouh\u00fd &#8222;venkovn\u00ed&#8220; vzhled pou\u017eit\u00e9ho otroka z Mauret\u00e1nie je\u0161t\u011b nemus\u00ed zcela kop\u00edrovat skute\u010dnou fyzickou kondici uveden\u00e9ho jedince. V\u017edy\u0165 co si budeme nalh\u00e1vat, na ka\u017ed\u00e9m z n\u00e1s se v\u00fdrazn\u011b podepisuje i plozen\u00ed a v\u00fdchova d\u011bt\u00ed, kter\u00e9, jak v\u0161ichni zku\u0161en\u00ed mohou potvrdit, dok\u00e1\u017e\u00ed t\u011blesnou i ment\u00e1ln\u00ed schr\u00e1nku by\u0165 ztepil\u00e9ho jedince p\u0159iv\u00e9st velmi rychle na buben.<br \/>\nNa tomto m\u00edst\u011b je proto nutn\u00e9 zd\u016fraznit, \u017ee doma by m\u011bl ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s zejm\u00e9na odpo\u010d\u00edvat a starosti spojen\u00e9 s chodem dom\u00e1cnosti by m\u011bly z\u016fst\u00e1vat pln\u011b v kompetenci na\u0161ich drah\u00fdch polovi\u010dek. I p\u0159\u00edroda to tak chce! Nemus\u00edme chodit ani moc daleko&#8230;. Pod\u00edvejme se t\u0159eba na lva. Cel\u00fd den poleh\u00e1v\u00e1 a \u010dek\u00e1, a\u017e mu lvice opat\u0159\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd ten \u017evanec. O potomky se nestar\u00e1, a kdy\u017e ho na.erou, tak je se\u017eere. Jednou za \u010das na to potom vl\u00edtne&#8230;.. a pak se zase v\u00e1l\u00ed. Kdy\u017e tak nad t\u00edm te\u010f p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, asi ne ka\u017ed\u00fd s touto fylozofi\u00ed doma obstoj\u00ed a najdou se i tac\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed budou muset svoji roztomilou kl\u00edcku opustit, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b se do n\u00ed ji\u017e nedostanou&#8230;., ale v tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nelze d\u011blat \u00fastupky!<br \/>\nPokud si toti\u017e v na\u0161em v\u011bku najdeme dostatek \u010dasu na odpo\u010dinek, m\u011blo by se to alespo\u0148 ob\u010das projevit i na na\u0161ich v\u00fdkonech na led\u011b!<br \/>\nNyn\u00ed ve zkratce k na\u0161\u00ed trnit\u00e9 cest\u011b za t\u0159emi body v z\u00e1pase s Kings. N\u00e1lada v kabin\u011b byla i p\u0159es posledn\u00ed v\u00fdsledky velmi bojovn\u00e1 a zejm\u00e9na mana\u017eer a\u017e neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b v\u011b\u0159il v zisk t\u0159\u00ed bod\u016f. Hodn\u011b spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016f jej bralo s rezervou, ale on si \u0161el z pln\u00fdch sil za sv\u00fdm c\u00edlem. S bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edc\u00edm se za\u010d\u00e1tkem z\u00e1pasu neust\u00e1le zvy\u0161oval svoji sebed\u016fv\u011bru, aby p\u0159ed n\u00e1stupem t\u00fdmu na led ve\u0159ejn\u011b ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee t\u00fdm Kings se nese\u0161el v pot\u0159ebn\u00e9m mno\u017estv\u00ed hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f, navrhnul kontumaci ma\u010de a na led se tak p\u016fjdeme pouze sklouznout&#8230;<br \/>\nVyd\u0159en\u00e9 t\u0159i body vylep\u0161\u00ed na\u0161e nevaln\u00e9 postaven\u00ed v tabulce a my se tak m\u016f\u017eeme plni optimismu t\u011b\u0161it na dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1pas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Po ned\u00e1vn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edd\u011blech, a\u0165 u\u017e v r\u00e1mci MBL nebo \u010cert\u016f, jsem nabyl nezvratn\u00e9ho pocitu, \u017ee pouze nad\u0161en\u00ed pro hokejovou hru nesta\u010d\u00ed. S p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm v\u011bkem by se toti\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk m\u011bl um\u011bt pod\u00edvat pravd\u011b zp\u0159\u00edma do o\u010d\u00ed a sundat p\u0159ed t\u00edm oblig\u00e1tn\u00ed r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 br\u00fdle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2324"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2328,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions\/2328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}