{"id":2297,"date":"2015-02-05T01:35:36","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T00:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2297"},"modified":"2015-02-05T01:37:41","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T00:37:41","slug":"lazaret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2297","title":{"rendered":"Lazaret"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dny, kdy se n\u00e1s na hokej sch\u00e1zelo jako much, jsou ji\u017e asi ty tam&#8230;. Tentokr\u00e1t to bylo s vyp\u011bt\u00edm v\u0161ech sil 10+1, i kdy\u017e to chv\u00edli vypadalo i na 10+0&#8230;&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jsou obdob\u00ed, kdy nen\u00ed lehk\u00e9 b\u00fdti mana\u017eerem hokejov\u00e9ho t\u00fdmu. HC MBL Devils se toti\u017e pr\u00e1v\u011b v jednom takov\u00e9m nach\u00e1z\u00ed. P\u016fvodn\u011b jsem p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel, koho posadit na lavici n\u00e1hradn\u00edk\u016f p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem s Bulls, ale nakonec se s omluvenkami roztrhl pytel a j\u00e1 byl r\u00e1d za dv\u011b kompletn\u00ed p\u011btky. Ze sestavy postupn\u00e9 vypadli: Pali\u010d &#8211; z\u00e1pal \u0161vindlu, \u0160v\u00e9d &#8211; n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva rodiny, Vendy &#8211; p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ka ve \u0160pindlu na t\u00e9ma &#8222;Jak se st\u00e1t rekordmanem&#8220;, Macek &#8211; valen\u00ed si kul\u00ed u mo\u0159e, Dave &#8211; pr\u00fd slu\u017eebn\u00ed cesta, P\u00edtrs &#8211; odvoz bohat\u00e9ho str\u00fdce do Chorvatska za \u00fa\u010delem seps\u00e1n\u00ed d\u011bdictv\u00ed, Bogi &#8211; objevov\u00e1n\u00ed kr\u00e1s \u017eensk\u00e9ho t\u011bla a Graff &#8211; maturitn\u00ed ve\u010d\u00edrek po 40ti letech. Na hran\u011b byl dokonce p\u016fvodn\u011b i O\u0165as&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, p\u00e1r hodin p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem n\u00e1m zajeli g\u00f3lmana Pe\u0165u. Je\u0161t\u011b \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee to odpru\u017eil&#8230;. Na Medlov\u011b n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed s tramvaj\u00e1kama blbli, kdo srandovn\u011bji p\u0159eleze p\u0159echod pro chodce a on byl p\u0159i sv\u00e9m v\u00fdstupu lehce zachycen a n\u00e1sledn\u011b asi 200 metr\u016f vl\u00e1\u010den pr\u00fd velmi sympatickou ukrajinskou \u0159idi\u010dkou. Z jeho popisu situace bylo ihned jasn\u00e9, \u017ee se jednalo o velmi dramatickou situaci&#8230; Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b uv\u00e1d\u00edm p\u0159esn\u00fd popis ud\u00e1losti, jak jsem jej zachytil p\u0159i jeho vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed v \u0161atn\u011b&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Krokem plach\u00e9 lan\u011b vplouv\u00e1m na p\u0159echod pro chodce, kdy\u017e si perifern\u011b v\u0161\u00edm\u00e1m (\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee lan\u011b maj\u00ed o\u010di po stran\u00e1ch) rychle se p\u0159ibli\u017euj\u00edc\u00edho vozu nezn\u00e1m\u00e9 zna\u010dky. Mozek okam\u017eit\u011b za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 pracovat na pln\u00e9 obr\u00e1tky a ve zlomku sekundy vyhodnocuje nast\u00e1lou situaci. T\u011blo je najednou jako jedna velk\u00e1 pru\u017eina. Skokem letmo s lehce vytr\u010denou pravou a naopak v\u00fdrazn\u011b zatr\u010denou levou nohou se sna\u017e\u00edm automobil p\u0159esko\u010dit&#8230;. Bohu\u017eel asi v jeho polovin\u011b zji\u0161\u0165uji, \u017ee se jedn\u00e1 o prodlou\u017eenou verzi Lincolnu&#8230;. Koza\u010dkou lehce zachyt\u00e1v\u00e1m o hlavu n\u011bjak\u00e9ho blbce, kter\u00fd se v \u00fanoru rozhodl vykouknout ven st\u0159e\u0161n\u00edm ok\u00fdnkem a po ztr\u00e1t\u011b boty lehce prokop\u00e1v\u00e1m zadn\u00ed sklo. Zde se m\u016fj pohyb na okam\u017eik zastav\u00ed, jelik\u017e jedna z doln\u00edch kon\u010detin se mi zakl\u00ed\u0148uje mezi zadn\u00edmi sedadly. Setrva\u010dn\u00e1 s\u00edla m\u011b v\u0161ak dost\u00e1v\u00e1 op\u011bt do pohybu, tak\u017ee c\u00edt\u00edm, \u017ee m\u011b bez rozlou\u010den\u00ed opou\u0161t\u00ed i milovan\u00e1 pono\u017eka a osrst\u011bn\u00ed na h\u0159betu nohy. Druh\u00e1, zat\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b obut\u00e1 noha, n\u00e1sledn\u011b plynule opisuje kru\u017enici, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e ji v tomto roztomil\u00e9m pohybu pouze na chv\u00edli pozdr\u017e\u00ed \u010delist nezn\u00e1m\u00e9ho pasa\u017eera&#8230;.. Krom\u011b mne a st\u0159ep\u016f tak vzduchem putuje i jedna dvojka, jedna trojka a t\u0159i jedni\u010dky&#8230;. Jejich ladn\u00fd pohyb doprov\u00e1z\u00ed podivn\u00e9 chr\u010den\u00ed a n\u00e1sledn\u011b i siln\u00fd ryk. V tuto chv\u00edli se ji\u017e smi\u0159uji s faktem, \u017ee pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b dopadnu na tvrdou zem&#8230;.. P\u0159esto\u017ee jsem se na n\u00e1raz stihl p\u0159ipravit, opou\u0161t\u00ed m\u011b p\u0159i n\u011bm p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b i druh\u00e1 koza\u010dka a jeden ruk\u00e1v p\u00e9\u0159ov\u00e9 bundy. P\u0159i druh\u00e9 oto\u010dce na asfaltu pak ve smyku ztr\u00e1c\u00edm pon\u011bkud kontrolu nad sv\u00fdm pohybem a s n\u00ed i pov\u00e1\u017elivou \u010d\u00e1st zadn\u00edho traktu sv\u00fdch kalhot a p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b i pom\u011brn\u011b dost ze sv\u00e9 bohat\u00e9 k\u0161tice. Kdy\u017e se m\u016fj pohyb kone\u010dn\u011b zastavil, uv\u011bdomuji si, \u017ee je v\u0161ude plno pe\u0159\u00ed z m\u00e9 bundy a vlas\u016f z m\u00e9 hlavy. Ne\u017e se v\u0161ak sta\u010d\u00edm vzpamatovat, za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed m\u011b \u010d\u00edsi \u00fasta intenzivn\u011b o\u017eivovat. Jedin\u00e9 co m\u011b p\u0159ekvapuje, \u017ee to nen\u00ed pod m\u00fdm nosem. Zhruba po patn\u00e1cti minut\u00e1ch \u0159idi\u010dce odpou\u0161t\u00edm, posb\u00edr\u00e1m zbytky o\u0161acen\u00ed a jdu hledat dal\u0161\u00ed p\u0159echod&#8230;.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>I p\u0159es tento z\u00e1\u017eitek se Pe\u0165a na z\u00e1pas nakonec dostavil a my jsme i s jeho p\u0159isp\u011bn\u00edm porazili Bulls 5:3 a p\u0159ipsali si tak dal\u0161\u00ed body do pr\u016fb\u011b\u017en\u00e9 tabulky BHHL.<\/p>\n<p>Po t\u00e9to d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 informaci bych cht\u011bl zm\u00ednit je\u0161t\u011b dv\u011b v\u011bci. Tou prvn\u00ed je n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva \u0161atny Jarnou Perkelem, kter\u00e9mu v\u0161ichni neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b fand\u00edme!!! A druhou je pak zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 z\u00e1liba, s kterou se n\u00e1m n\u00e1\u0161 spoluhr\u00e1\u010d Pokec po z\u00e1pase pochlubil. Vyhled\u00e1v\u00e1 toti\u017e osam\u011bl\u00e9 odstaven\u00e9 vlaky a do nich chod\u00ed konat velkou pot\u0159ebu. Super ho to pr\u00fd bav\u00ed i ve vlaku, kter\u00fd je pr\u00e1v\u011b ve stanici. V\u017edycky se m\u016f\u017ee potrhat sm\u00edchy, jak potom \u017eelezni\u010d\u00e1\u0159i po odjezdu vlaku \u010du\u010d\u00ed na tu kou\u0159\u00edc\u00ed hromadu&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dny, kdy se n\u00e1s na hokej sch\u00e1zelo jako much, jsou ji\u017e asi ty tam&#8230;. 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