Po pond\u011bln\u00edm nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 poveden\u00e9m ma\u010di (my\u0161leno hern\u011b) n\u00e1s hned ve st\u0159edu \u010dekal druh\u00fd z\u00e1pas p\u0159edkola play-off proti t\u00fdmu Bulls.<\/p>\n
Proti \u00favodn\u00edmu m\u011b\u0159en\u00ed sil do\u0161lo v sestav\u011b pouze k jedn\u00e9 zm\u011bn\u011b a to nahrazen\u00ed Dava moj\u00ed mali\u010dkost\u00ed. Jak hlubok\u00e9 \u0161r\u00e1my tato v\u00fdm\u011bna nechala na spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u00edch nebudu rozeb\u00edrat, pravdou v\u0161ak je, \u017ee jsem byl taktn\u011b upozorn\u011bn, \u017ee s tabletem vypad\u00e1m l\u00e9pe……. Tren\u00e9r \u010cin\u010dera s k p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed v\u0161ech p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fdch nedostavil v\u016fbec a z kulo\u00e1r\u016f pros\u00e1kly zpr\u00e1vy, \u017ee se po n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b na\u0161eho prvn\u00edho z\u00e1pasu nervov\u011b zhroutil a kou\u010ding s okam\u017eitou platnost\u00ed definitivn\u011b vymazal ze sv\u00fdch \u017eivotn\u00edch aktivit.<\/p>\n
Tady n\u00e1zorn\u011b vid\u00edte, \u017ee psychika je mocn\u00e1 \u010darod\u011bjka, se kterou si nen\u00ed radno p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 zahr\u00e1vat. To v\u00ed ostatn\u011b i Pokec s Havlajdou, jim\u017e byl vcelku ned\u00e1vno naserv\u00edrov\u00e1n impozantn\u00ed den „D“, p\u0159i kter\u00e9m se do \u00fast vkr\u00e1dala slova um\u011blc\u016f z film\u016f pro dosp\u011bl\u00e9 a sv\u011bt se zd\u00e1l o\u0161kliv\u00fd a \u010dern\u00fd. Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b si snad mohu dovolit nast\u00ednit trable druh\u00e9ho jmenovan\u00e9ho, av\u0161ak rodinn\u00e9 tr\u00e1pen\u00ed mistra P rad\u011bji ponech\u00e1m v tajnosti…. <\/p>\n
P\u0159edstavte si situaci, \u017ee r\u00e1no… No, r\u00e1no… Sp\u00ed\u0161 brzy dopoledne p\u0159ijdete do pr\u00e1ce…. No, do pr\u00e1ce….. Sp\u00ed\u0161 do zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed. Uv\u00edtan\u00ed \u0161\u00e9fa (\u0161veste\u010dky apod), p\u00e1r slov s ostatn\u00edmi otroky a pak ji\u017e kontakt s nevyzpytateln\u00fdmi z\u00e1kazn\u00edky. Prvn\u00ed probl\u00e9m v\u00e1m sko\u010d\u00ed do n\u00e1ru\u010de hned p\u0159i \u00favodn\u00edm telefonu a vy m\u00e1te na dr\u00e1t\u011b Itala, kter\u00fd um\u00ed \u010desky o n\u011bco l\u00e9pe jako vy italsky. Kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 lingvistick\u00e9 skvosty na sebe nenechaj\u00ed dlouho \u010dekat. „Vy volat, j\u00e1 b\u00fdt \u0161\u0165astn\u00fd.“ je pouze \u00favod. Pak ji\u017e n\u00e1sleduje ostr\u00e1 j\u00edzda. „Navalit deska a d\u00e1t na dum kdyby pr\u0161et, proto\u0161e man\u0161elka b\u00fdt sama doma.“ V tu chv\u00edli si uv\u011bdom\u00edte nemilou skute\u010dnost, \u017ee \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed bohu\u017eel chod\u00ed po jin\u00fdch cesti\u010dk\u00e1ch, ne\u017e na jak\u00e9 se pr\u00e1v\u011b nal\u00e9z\u00e1te vy. <\/p>\n
Pon\u011bkud zpitomn\u011bl\u00fd se chyst\u00e1te na dal\u0161\u00ed kontakt a na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b dr\u00e1tu se po dlouh\u00e9 pauze ozve: „Sooooo, j\u00e1 neumet cesky, only english….“. Jako tot\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u0159ev\u00e1k na jazyky jste se pr\u00e1v\u011b chytli do dal\u0161\u00ed pasti. Vysv\u011btlit toti\u017e \u017een\u0161tin\u011b se zaj\u00edmav\u00fdm wel\u0161sk\u00fdm dialektem, \u017ee si sice objednala luxusn\u00edch dev\u011bt metr\u016f, ale balen\u00ed je je\u0161t\u011b luxusn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch sto, je prakticky nadlidsk\u00fd v\u00fdkon. Rozhovor pln\u00fd eeeeeee, hmmmmm, aaaaaaa a what?? v\u00e1m tak zabere dal\u0161\u00edch deset a\u017e patn\u00e1ct minut. Kdy\u017e je po v\u0161em, za\u010dnete v\u011b\u0159it v lep\u0161\u00ed z\u00edt\u0159ky…. Ale jak se spr\u00e1vn\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 „Na po.ran\u00e9ho i ha.zl spadne“…….<\/p>\n
H: Dobr\u00fd den! (radostn\u011b)
\nR jako Rus: \u0160to? (podivn\u011b)
\nH: Do p.dele, to je zase den!!!! (pro sebe)
\nH: M\u00e1te u n\u00e1s objedn\u00e1vku! (pro Rusa)
\nR: \u0160to?? (d\u016frazn\u011bji)
\nH: J\u00e1 ti d\u00e1m \u0161to… (pro sebe)
\nH: Ty vo.e, to je snad skryt\u00e1 kamera… (op\u011bt pro sebe)
\nH: Opakuji, m\u00e1te u n\u00e1s objednan\u00e9 zbo\u017e\u00ed! (decentn\u011b d\u016frazn\u011b – co kdyby p\u0159ijel)
\nR: Aaaaaaaa (bu\u010f ho n\u011bkdo pr\u00e1v\u011b zabil nebo ch\u00e1pav\u011b)
\nR: J\u00e1 vim, ale \u0161patn\u011b rozum\u011bt…. (tak\u017ee ch\u00e1pav\u011b)
\nH: Ty to v\u00ed\u0161, j\u00e1 to v\u00edm, ale co s t\u00edm budeme d\u011blat? (pro sebe, ale r\u00e1d by nahlas)
\nH: Zjist\u00edm, jak je to s dostupnost\u00ed. (jako na hluch\u00e9ho v domn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee \u010d\u00edm v\u00edc se \u0159ve, t\u00edm v\u00edc je rozum\u011bt)
\nR: Daaaaaaaa (radostn\u011b a dokonce ch\u00e1pav\u011b)
\nH: Hmmmm, d\u011bl\u00e1m pokroky, je\u0161t\u011b ho\u010fku a m\u016f\u017eu je do Moskvy prod\u00e1vat suven\u00fdry…. (rozmrzele pro sebe)
\nH: Jak to budu v\u011bd\u011bt, zavol\u00e1m! (op\u011bt s velkou d\u00e1vkou artikulace a hlavn\u011b hlasit\u011b!)
\nR: Da, Da (spokojen\u011b)
\nH: Nashledanou! (s p\u0159etv\u00e1\u0159kou) A sbohem! (pro sebe)<\/p>\n
Hovor se opakoval cca po dvou hodin\u00e1ch op\u011bt s t\u00edm vysledkem, \u017ee mi bylo ozn\u00e1meno, \u017ee „\u017eena parad\u00edla a ja nepanim\u00e1ju ni\u010devo!“, „napi\u0161\u00edte mi m\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1jlom“, „spas\u00ed\u00ed\u00edba“…….<\/p>\n
To by asi sta\u010dilo, jeliko\u017e te\u010f u\u017e ani nev\u00edm, pro\u010d jsem to sem psal?! Prost\u011b psychika d\u011bl\u00e1 divy a ve sportu obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b! U\u017e v\u00edm, cht\u011bl jsem v\u00e1m jen vysv\u011btlit, pro\u010d Franta nep\u0159i\u0161el :-)<\/p>\n
Mo\u017en\u00e1 i proto byla n\u00e1lada p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem pon\u011bkud tich\u00e1 a\u017e z\u00e1dum\u010div\u00e1 a hovor obstar\u00e1val pouze Havlajda, u kter\u00e9ho se spekuluje o tom, \u017ee je na baterky, a p\u0159izvukuj\u00edc\u00ed O\u0165as. Dokonce ani p\u0159\u00edchod Skandin\u00e1vce v\u00edce hluku do kabiny nep\u0159inesl a to ji\u017e je co \u0159\u00edci….<\/p>\n
Utk\u00e1n\u00ed samotn\u00e9 za\u010dalo vskutku skvostn\u011b, kdy\u017e se hned v \u00favodn\u00ed minut\u011b trefil P\u00edtrs a o chv\u00edli pozd\u011bji ho napodobil k\u00e1po Hrabo\u0161. Hr\u00e1l se bojovn\u00fd ale pon\u011bkud nesourod\u00fd hokej, kter\u00fd by p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9 div\u00e1ky ze sedadel rozhodn\u011b nazvedal. <\/p>\n
S p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm \u010dasem se sk\u00f3re na na\u0161\u00ed stran\u011b navy\u0161ovalo a po brank\u00e1ch Vendyho, Pokeca a op\u011bt P\u00edtrse s Hrabo\u0161em se zastavilo a\u017e na stavu 6:0. V tu chv\u00edli p\u0159idal sv\u016fj druh\u00fd z\u00e1sah v utk\u00e1n\u00ed i ob\u00e1van\u00fd lama\u010d ruk Pokec, ten v\u0161ak bohu\u017eel do vlastn\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b…..<\/p>\n
Kone\u010dn\u00fd v\u00fdsledek 6:1 n\u00e1s posouv\u00e1 do \u010dtvrtfin\u00e1le, ve kter\u00e9m ji\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed st\u0159edu naraz\u00edme na CSKA.<\/p>\n
Chv\u00e1l\u00edm t\u00edmto cel\u00fd kolektiv za bojovn\u00fd ma\u010d a m\u00edsto sv\u00e9 omluvy za b\u00eddn\u00fd v\u00fdkon p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1m \u00fasm\u011bv, kter\u00fd v\u0161ak bohu\u017eel nem\u016f\u017eete vid\u011bt:-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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