{"id":2140,"date":"2013-12-26T15:46:28","date_gmt":"2013-12-26T14:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2140"},"modified":"2013-12-26T15:55:16","modified_gmt":"2013-12-26T14:55:16","slug":"vesele-vanoce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2140","title":{"rendered":"Vesel\u00e9 V\u00e1noce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kamar\u00e1di, m\u00e1m chv\u00edli \u010das, tak se s v\u00e1mi pod\u011bl\u00edm, jak prob\u00edhaj\u00ed sv\u00e1tky u Perkel\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>V\u0161e za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 \u010dtvrtou adventn\u00ed ned\u011bli, kdy se chyst\u00e1me s rodinkou odpoledne na V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed trhy na Svobo\u010f\u00e1ku. M\u016fj n\u00e1pad, \u017ee pojedeme autem, proto\u017ee to vyjde levn\u011bji ne\u017e MHD, byl opravdu nevyda\u0159en\u00fd. Po 45 min. krou\u017een\u00ed kolem centra a hled\u00e1n\u00ed parkovac\u00edho m\u00edsto mi do ch\u00e1z\u00ed trp\u011blivost a nech\u00e1v\u00e1m auto na pospas osudu na m\u00edst\u011b pro invalidy. N\u00e1pad vyj\u00edt si s rodinkou na trhy m\u011bli opravdu v\u0161ichni a tak se prod\u00edr\u00e1me mezi davy na Svobo\u010f\u00e1k. Zde vystoj\u00edm 30.min frontu na bramborov\u00e9 spir\u00e1ly pro d\u011bti a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 m\u011b to tu pomalu nebavit. V tom mi jedna moje dcerka n\u011bco \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, jsem u\u017e nahluchl\u00fd a sklan\u00edm se k n\u00ed, v tom ona vysko\u010d\u00ed a j\u00e1 ji \u010delem sr\u00e1\u017e\u00edm na z\u00e1da k zemi. Lidi se na m\u011b ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed, jak na tyrana, co ml\u00e1t\u00ed d\u011bti. Dcera m\u011bla sluch\u00e1tka, nic mi ne\u0159\u00edkala, jen si zp\u00edvala a zrovna si\u00a0 vysko\u010dila, kdy\u017e tancovala. Na\u0161tvan\u00fd s boulou na \u010dele ji postav\u00edm ke stolku u st\u00e1nku a jdu pro \u010daj. V tom moje neposedn\u00e1 dcerka drbne\u00a0 do stolku a p\u0159evrac\u00ed kel\u00edmek se sva\u0159\u00e1kem na postar\u0161\u00ed d\u00e1mu. Omlouv\u00e1me se a miz\u00edme do kostela se pod\u00edvat na betl\u00e9m. Ji\u017e u dve\u0159\u00ed se na m\u011b v\u0161ichni ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed a hned se k\u0159i\u017euj\u00ed. Doch\u00e1z\u00ed mi, \u017ee v bund\u011b s n\u00e1pisem Devils to nen\u00ed v kostele to prav\u00e9 o\u0159echov\u00e9. Jedeme dom\u016f, c\u00edt\u00edme n\u011bjakou divnou v\u016fni, purpura na plotn\u011b to ale nen\u00ed. Je to n\u00e1\u0161 oho\u0159el\u00fd st\u016fl od sv\u00edcnu z jabl\u00ed\u010dka, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m vyrobila na\u0161e nejmen\u0161\u00ed ve \u0161kole. Zbyla z n\u011bj k\u0159\u00ed\u017eala s dr\u00e1tkem po ma\u0161li\u010dce. Bohu\u017eel man\u017eel\u010din \u00fakol sfouknout v\u0161echny sv\u00ed\u010dky p\u0159ed odchodem, jsem nezvl\u00e1dl.<\/p>\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00ed den m\u011b po\u017e\u00e1dala tch\u00fdn\u011b, abych ji zavezl ke kamar\u00e1dce pro d\u00e1rek, kter\u00fd vyrobila pro d\u011bti. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m ji, \u017ee sp\u011bch\u00e1m, tak ji za 10. minut u n\u00ed doma vyzvednu. P\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm, zvon\u00edm, otev\u00edr\u00e1 tch\u00e1n. &#8220; Kde je babi\u010dka?&#8220; pt\u00e1m se, &#8220; Nev\u00edm&#8220;. Hled\u00e1me ji po bar\u00e1ku, no nic, zkus\u00edm ji zavolat, telefon se ozve v kuchyni, babi\u010dka nikde. No nic,\u00a0jedu dom\u016f, ale je\u0161t\u011b se rad\u0161i pod\u00edv\u00e1m, jestli ji nenapadlo mi j\u00edt naproti. Richtig! Stoj\u00ed cel\u00e1 promrzl\u00e1 na zast\u00e1vce, kde bych ji nikdy ne\u010dekal. Jedeme ke kamar\u00e1dce, po 20.min krou\u017een\u00ed v Juli\u00e1nov\u011b zji\u0161\u0165uji, \u017ee\u00a0u n\u00ed byla jen jednou autobusem a tu ulici asi nikdy nenajdeme. Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee m\u00e1m v telefonu naviga\u010dku a\u00a0tch\u00fdn\u011b m\u011bla na pap\u00edrku napsanou adresu: Kamena\u010dky 50. Ulici jsme na\u0161li, ale 50 tam nikde nebyla, chyt\u00e1m u\u017e nerva, sp\u011bch\u00e1m.\u00a0Zavolat kamar\u00e1dce\u00a0tch\u00fdn\u011b nem\u016f\u017ee, proto\u017ee nechala doma mobil. Dost\u00e1v\u00e1m n\u00e1pad, vol\u00e1m tch\u00e1novi, a\u0165 se pod\u00edv\u00e1 do mobilu a nadiktuje mi \u010d\u00edslo z tch\u00fdnina mobilu na kamar\u00e1dku. V\u0161e je O.K. a\u017e na to, \u017ee tch\u00e1n na mobil bez br\u00fdl\u00ed nevid\u00ed a nem\u016f\u017ee je naj\u00edt. Po 20.minut\u00e1ch vol\u00e1, \u017ee je na\u0161el a sd\u011bluje mi \u010d\u00edslo. Heur\u00e9ka, z\u00e1hada vysv\u011btlena, adresa je Kamena\u010dky 53.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd den prob\u00edh\u00e1 vcelku dob\u0159e, nastavuji \u010dasov\u00fd sp\u00edna\u010d na ro\u017enut\u00ed stromku, co\u017e je sign\u00e1l, \u017ee p\u0159i\u0161el Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek. Bohu\u017eel jsem to op\u011bt n\u011bjak spletl a stromek se rozsv\u00edtil u\u017e p\u0159ed ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed. No nic, mus\u00edme rychle sn\u00edst 5 kg kapra, kter\u00e9ho tch\u00e1n chytil ve Svitav\u011b, kdy\u017e plaval zrovna na znak. Bohu\u017eel ani den nalo\u017een\u00ed v ml\u00e9ce jeho bahennou chu\u0165 nep\u0159ebilo. Pak u\u017e se vrh\u00e1me ke stromku, kde jsem man\u017eelce p\u0159ichystal p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed. Koupil jsem ji nov\u00fd vestav\u011bn\u00fd odpadkov\u00fd ko\u0161 do kuchyn\u011b, do kter\u00e9ho jsem ukryl ostatn\u00ed jej\u00ed d\u00e1rky. K velk\u00e9mu m\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed byl ko\u0161 zlat\u00fd h\u0159eb ve\u010dera a \u017eena z n\u011bj m\u011bla opravdovou radost.<\/p>\n<p>Na \u0160t\u011bp\u00e1na vyr\u017e\u00edme ke tch\u00fdni na ka\u010denu. Mus\u00edme p\u0159ijet brzy, proto\u017ee se zde sejdeme i se \u0161vagrovou rodinou a vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee je tu mal\u00fd st\u016fl, tak se j\u00ed\u00a0na dv\u011b etapy a loni stalo, \u017ee si \u0161vagr p\u0159idal a na m\u011b ji\u017e ka\u010dena nezbyla. \u017dena bere cukrov\u00ed, vr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed mi pytel ze smet\u00edm a igelitky do ruky a sp\u011bch\u00e1me k autu sm\u011br babi\u010dka. P\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme u\u017e ale pozd\u011b, \u0161vagrovo auto u\u017e je tu. V tom man\u017eelka n\u011bco hled\u00e1 v kufru a pt\u00e1 se m\u011b, kam jsem dal ty igelitky. &#8222;Jak\u00e9 igelitky?\u00a0Nesl jsem jen smet\u00ed????. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b jsem vyhodil igelitky i s d\u00e1rkama pro tch\u00fdni a tch\u00e1na omylem do popelnice i se smet\u00edm stejn\u011b jako lon\u00ed man\u017eel\u010dinu kabelu s adventn\u00edmi v\u011bnci pro celou rodinu. Loni jsem na to p\u0159i\u0161el a\u017e po 8 hodin\u00e1ch\u00a0\u00a0a zapomn\u011bl jsem do kter\u00e9ho z 8 velk\u00fdch kontejner\u016f, jsem to vyhodil. Nev\u011b\u0159ili by jste, kolik smet\u00ed\u00a0\u00a0za 8 hodin lid\u00e9 z panel\u00e1ku vyprodukuj\u00ed. Bylo to na dn\u011b v tom posledn\u00edm po hodinov\u00e9m prob\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed. Letos to bylo v p\u016flce prvn\u00edho u\u017e po 5 minut\u00e1ch prohrab\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed :-)<\/p>\n<p>Ka\u010denka zbyla a byla vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed i kdy\u017e na m\u011b nevy\u0161la vidli\u010dka, ale s no\u017eem a l\u017ei\u010dkou to tak\u00e9 \u0161lo :-)<\/p>\n<p>Jarna<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kamar\u00e1di, m\u00e1m chv\u00edli \u010das, tak se s v\u00e1mi pod\u011bl\u00edm, jak prob\u00edhaj\u00ed sv\u00e1tky u Perkel\u016f. V\u0161e za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 \u010dtvrtou adventn\u00ed ned\u011bli, kdy se chyst\u00e1me s rodinkou odpoledne na V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed trhy na Svobo\u010f\u00e1ku. M\u016fj n\u00e1pad, \u017ee pojedeme autem, proto\u017ee to vyjde levn\u011bji ne\u017e MHD, byl opravdu nevyda\u0159en\u00fd. 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