{"id":2097,"date":"2013-11-25T00:52:07","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T23:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2097"},"modified":"2013-11-25T01:08:13","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T00:08:13","slug":"pribeh-neobycejneho-drevactvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2097","title":{"rendered":"P\u0159\u00edb\u011bh (ne)oby\u010dejn\u00e9ho d\u0159ev\u00e1ctv\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Po del\u0161\u00ed odmlce op\u011bt nastal \u010das z\u00e1pasu MBL Devils. Soupe\u0159: Rondo. C\u00edl: z\u00edskat povinn\u00e9 body nad posledn\u00edm t\u00fdmem tabulky. Komplikace: soub\u011b\u017en\u011b konan\u00e9 utk\u00e1n\u00ed t\u011bch zku\u0161en\u011bj\u0161\u00edch z n\u00e1s v Old boys lize. Zpest\u0159en\u00ed: oslava Tu\u0148\u00e1kov\u00fdch narozenin spojen\u00e1 s o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00fdm bohat\u00fdm rautem. Komplikace \u010d.2: Tu\u0148\u00e1k oslavu z nesmysln\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f ru\u0161\u00ed. Komplikace \u010d.3: v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st t\u00fdmu jde na led hladov\u00e1. Nev\u010da bal\u00ed p\u0159ipraven\u00e9 n\u00e1doby a odch\u00e1z\u00ed do bl\u00edzk\u00e9ho Kauflandu se slovy, \u017ee dom\u016f s pr\u00e1zdnou p\u0159ij\u00edt nem\u016f\u017ee. Kompenzace v\u0161ech komplikac\u00ed: Venda je op\u011bt v sestav\u011b, co\u017e vn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed do na\u0161ich \u0159ad jistotu&#8230;i nejistotu.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A te\u010f u\u017e jen heslovit\u011b z pohledu nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho kopyta v t\u00fdmu:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Nezvykle nastupujeme na led d\u0159\u00edve ne\u017e soupe\u0159. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z t\u00e9to nestandardn\u00ed situace znejist\u00ed a vr\u00e1c\u00ed se zp\u011bt do kabiny.<\/li>\n<li>V hledi\u0161ti je sle\u010dna. V\u0161ichni po sob\u011b rozpa\u010dit\u011b kouk\u00e1me. Ke komu asi pat\u0159\u00ed? Hned po vstupu na led \u017danek p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00ed neskute\u010dn\u011b energick\u00fd pohyb a razantn\u00ed st\u0159ely do opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 br\u00e1ny. Z\u00e1hada vy\u0159e\u0161ena, sle\u010dna v hledi\u0161ti je tedy \u017dankova. &#8230;minim\u00e1ln\u011b od t\u00e9to chv\u00edle.<\/li>\n<li>I j\u00e1 se nesm\u011ble pokou\u0161\u00edm o st\u0159elu do pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 br\u00e1ny, ale m\u00edj\u00edm. Druh\u00fd i t\u0159et\u00ed pokus nen\u00ed poveden\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. No nic, v z\u00e1pase to bude snad jin\u00e9&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>\u00davodn\u00ed vhazov\u00e1n\u00ed. Je z\u0159ejm\u00e9, \u017ee dnes budeme hodn\u011b \u00fato\u010dit.<\/li>\n<li>Poprv\u00e9 na led\u011b, s pukem na \u010depeli se ocit\u00e1m tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed v tv\u00e1\u0159 brank\u00e1\u0159i soupe\u0159e. Kli\u010dka, &#8230;m\u00edj\u00edm pr\u00e1zdnou br\u00e1nu.<\/li>\n<li>Dal\u0161\u00ed m\u00e9 zapojen\u00ed do hry, op\u011bt s\u00e1m p\u0159ed golmanem, &#8230;najivn\u011b st\u0159\u00edl\u00edm, trefenuji jeho beton.<\/li>\n<li>Obr\u00e1nce soupe\u0159e m\u011b patrn\u011b ze soucitu nech\u00e1v\u00e1 snadno proj\u00edt p\u0159ed br\u00e1nu, n\u00e1sledn\u00fd souboj s brank\u00e1\u0159em \u0159e\u0161\u00edm p\u0159esn\u011b m\u00ed\u0159enou st\u0159elou do jeho lapa\u010dky&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Uklid\u0148uji se t\u00edm, \u017ee i spoluhr\u00e1\u010di zahazuj\u00ed nad\u011bjn\u00e9 \u0161ance.<\/li>\n<li>Prvn\u00ed t\u0159etina se odv\u00edj\u00ed ve stejn\u00e9m duchu &#8211; jedna tutov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0161ance st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed, ale na ukazateli sk\u00f3re st\u00e1le sv\u00edt\u00ed stav 0:0.<\/li>\n<li>Hra na dva \u00fatoky n\u011bkter\u00fdm sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed. M\u011b t\u011b\u017eknou kon\u010detiny a m\u00e1m zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed mlhu p\u0159ed o\u010dima.<\/li>\n<li>Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m vyhl\u00ed\u017eet &#8222;sta\u0159\u00edky&#8220;, kte\u0159\u00ed avizovali rychl\u00fd p\u0159esun z d\u011bji\u0161t\u011b jejich z\u00e1pasu. Sice jedou hlavn\u011b kv\u016fli vyplen\u011bn\u00ed ob\u010derstven\u00ed v kabin\u011b, ale zjevn\u011b budou muset znovu obl\u00e9knout v\u00fdstroj a zachr\u00e1nit n\u00e1s&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Za\u010d\u00e1tek druh\u00e9 t\u0159etiny, Graf otev\u00edr\u00e1 sk\u00f3re. Kone\u010dn\u011b.<\/li>\n<li>V rychl\u00e9m sledu navy\u0161uje Dave a Michal na uklid\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edch 3:0.<\/li>\n<li>Op\u011bt se ocit\u00e1m v bl\u00edzkosti soupe\u0159ovi br\u00e1ny, m\u00edsto odkryt\u00e9 br\u00e1ny trefuji ty\u010d. &#8230;asi sm\u016fla.<\/li>\n<li>Marcel pos\u00edl\u00e1 milimetrovou p\u0159ihr\u00e1vkou do s\u00f3la Michala (Bogyho), ten zav\u011b\u0161uje. Jak je to snadn\u00e9.<\/li>\n<li>V dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161anci si vyzkou\u0161\u00edm i zvuk b\u0159evna. &#8230;to nebude sm\u016fla, to bude rukama.<\/li>\n<li>Vzd\u00e1v\u00e1m jakoukoliv snahu vs\u00edtit g\u00f3l, alibisticky se zbavuji puku p\u0159ihr\u00e1vkami na spoluhr\u00e1\u010de.<\/li>\n<li>\u00dasp\u011b\u0161nost m\u00fdch p\u0159ihr\u00e1vek je hodn\u011b podobn\u00e1 st\u0159eleck\u00fdm pokus\u016fm, tedy velmi bl\u00edzko \u010d\u00edslu 0.<\/li>\n<li>Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nikdo jin\u00fd v t\u00fdmu nem\u00e1 nasr\u00e1no v rukavic\u00edch, sk\u00f3re se postupn\u011b navy\u0161uje v n\u00e1\u0161 prosp\u011bch.<\/li>\n<li>Ojedin\u011bl\u00e9 \u00fatoky soupe\u0159e skv\u011ble pokr\u00fdv\u00e1 sk\u00e1lopevn\u00e1 obrana.<\/li>\n<li>Pokec korunuje sv\u016fj v\u00fdborn\u00fd v\u00fdkon 4. g\u00f3lovou nahr\u00e1vkou.<\/li>\n<li>Zastupuj\u00edc\u00ed golman Vl\u00e1\u010fa si jde do \u0161atny pro p\u00e9\u0159ovou bundu, nud\u00ed se a je mu zima.<\/li>\n<li>Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 3.t\u0159etina, op\u011bt se dost\u00e1v\u00e1m do slibn\u00e9 \u0161ance&#8230;op\u011bt m\u00edj\u00edm. M\u00e9 hokejov\u00e9 sebev\u011bdom\u00ed kl\u00e9s\u00e1 do nekon\u010d\u00edc\u00edch hlubin.<\/li>\n<li>S velk\u00fdm k\u0159ikem dor\u00e1\u017e\u00ed na\u0161i veter\u00e1ni. V prav\u00fd \u010das. Pozn\u00e1mku Havlajdy &#8222;Tak pr\u00fd jsi dnes nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed d\u0159ev\u00e1k?!&#8220; p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00edm s m\u00edrn\u011b kysel\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem.<\/li>\n<li>Kone\u010dn\u011b se mi povede bravurn\u00ed g\u00f3lov\u00e1 nahr\u00e1vka p\u0159esn\u011b na h\u016fl&#8230;soupe\u0159ova \u00fato\u010dn\u00edka.<\/li>\n<li>V o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed\u00a0r\u00e1doby vtipn\u00fdch pozn\u00e1mek hled\u00e1m \u00fanikov\u00fd v\u00fdchod z haly. Marn\u011b.<\/li>\n<li>Pe\u0165a pochopil, \u017ee m\u00e1 smysl pos\u00edlat nahr\u00e1vky pouze na prav\u00e9 k\u0159\u00eddlo, pon\u011bvad\u017e to lev\u00e9 je opravdu zna\u010dn\u011b lev\u00e9.<\/li>\n<li>Kdy\u017e to nejde v \u00fatoku, zkus\u00edm aspo\u0148 br\u00e1nit.<\/li>\n<li>P\u0159i nemotorn\u00e9 snaze pomoci obran\u011b puk od m\u00e9 hokejky putuje p\u0159ed pr\u00e1zdnou br\u00e1nu, kde jej protivn\u00edk\u016fm hr\u00e1\u010d ukl\u00edz\u00ed do s\u00edt\u011b.<\/li>\n<li>&#8222;Pochvaln\u00e9mu&#8220; popl\u00e1c\u00e1n\u00ed po z\u00e1dech od bafu\u0148\u00e1\u0159\u016f na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce dopln\u011bn\u00fdmi slovy &#8222;No vid\u00ed\u0161, n\u00e1hravky se taky po\u010d\u00edtaj\u00ed!&#8220; u\u017e nedok\u00e1\u017eu vzdorovat, d\u011bl\u00e1m si u p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fdch kibic\u016f \u010dern\u00e9 punt\u00edky.<\/li>\n<li>Nev\u010da zaregistroval p\u0159\u00edtomnost sv\u00e9ho par\u0165\u00e1ka \u0160v\u00e9da na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce, zn\u011bkolikan\u00e1sobil rychlost sv\u00e9ho pohybu po led\u011b a je k nezastaven\u00ed.<\/li>\n<li>11. branku, v podstat\u011b v\u00edt\u011bznou, d\u00e1v\u00e1 s p\u0159ehledem Venda. Za sv\u016fj v\u00fdkon si ji zaslou\u017eil.<\/li>\n<li>Z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00fd hvizd. Vysvobozen\u00ed. V\u00fdhra 11:2.<\/li>\n<li>Potk\u00e1v\u00e1m na chodb\u011b L\u00edbu. Pod\u00e1v\u00e1 mi let\u00e1k s informac\u00ed o trena\u017e\u00e9ru, na kter\u00e9m se \u017e\u00e1ci u\u010d\u00ed st\u0159\u00edlet na br\u00e1nu&#8230;Pr\u00fd dostanu slevu.<\/li>\n<li>Pochopil jsem. Je to tady&#8230;je \u010das&#8230;\u010das p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let, jakou funkci bych mohl u t\u00fdmu d\u011blat, a\u017e se mi poda\u0159\u00ed prodat v\u00fdzbroj.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mus\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b zm\u00ednit, \u017ee soupe\u0159 i p\u0159es nar\u016fstaj\u00edc\u00ed sk\u00f3re v jeho neprosp\u011bch d\u00e1l d\u0159el a makal. Rondo je asi jedin\u00fd t\u00fdm, kter\u00fd se st\u00e1le dr\u017e\u00ed duchu hobby ligy. Tedy toho, v jak\u00e9m byla na\u0161e sout\u011b\u017e zalo\u017eena.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Po del\u0161\u00ed odmlce op\u011bt nastal \u010das z\u00e1pasu MBL Devils. Soupe\u0159: Rondo. C\u00edl: z\u00edskat povinn\u00e9 body nad posledn\u00edm t\u00fdmem tabulky. Komplikace: soub\u011b\u017en\u011b konan\u00e9 utk\u00e1n\u00ed t\u011bch zku\u0161en\u011bj\u0161\u00edch z n\u00e1s v Old boys lize. Zpest\u0159en\u00ed: oslava Tu\u0148\u00e1kov\u00fdch narozenin spojen\u00e1 s o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00fdm bohat\u00fdm rautem. Komplikace \u010d.2: Tu\u0148\u00e1k oslavu z nesmysln\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f ru\u0161\u00ed. Komplikace \u010d.3: v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st t\u00fdmu jde na [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zapasy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2097"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2099,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions\/2099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}