{"id":2008,"date":"2013-09-24T09:00:47","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T08:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2008"},"modified":"2013-09-24T09:11:59","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T08:11:59","slug":"lekarske-sympozium-rosice-%e2%80%9eold-or-handiccaped%e2%80%9c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=2008","title":{"rendered":"L\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00e9 sympozium Rosice \u201eOLD OR HANDICCAPED\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/bez-n\u00e1zvu.png\" rel=\"lightbox[2008]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/bez-n\u00e1zvu.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2015\" \/><\/a>(\u010cTK) V ned\u011bli 22. z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed ve\u010der se v Rosic\u00edch uskute\u010dnil v\u00fdznamn\u00fd l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00fd experiment nazvan\u00fd \u201eOLD OR HANDICCAPED\u201c s pod titulem How to survive a hockey game in seniors age. L\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00e9 koncilium pod veden\u00edm profesora \u0160v\u00e9da, vybaven\u00e9 nejmodern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed detek\u010dn\u00ed technikou, kufrem s obvazy, defibril\u00e1torem, flotilou nastartovan\u00fdch sanitn\u00edch voz\u016f a vrtuln\u00edkem bedliv\u011b sledovala jednotliv\u00e9 \u010dleny zkouman\u00fdch subjekt\u016f b\u011bhem improvizovan\u00e9ho hokejov\u00e9ho z\u00e1pasu. Nastoupily proti sob\u011b t\u00fdmy Kormidlo a \u010certi. Pr\u00e1v\u011b tento t\u00fdm byl pro z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00e9 l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00e9 kapacity nejv\u00edce p\u0159\u00ednosn\u00fd, p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm pak proto, \u017ee mohli pozorovat v akci hr\u00e1\u010de s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm po\u010dtem t\u011blesn\u00fdch a du\u0161evn\u00edch poruch v jednom dru\u017estvu.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ze z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy doc. Mudr. Pudr. Milo\u0161e Rajdla, CSc. MBA, MBL, ABS vypl\u00fdv\u00e1, \u017ee ani st\u00e1\u0159\u00ed v pokro\u010dil\u00e9m st\u00e1diu nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017ekou k solidn\u00edmu v\u00fdkonu. Co v\u0161ak zpr\u00e1va neuv\u00e1d\u00ed, je d\u00e9lka tohoto v\u00fdkonu, co\u017e nazna\u010duje, \u017ee na tom se neshodnou ani nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed esa v oboru katrdiovaskul\u00e1rn\u00edch chorob, urologie, gerontologie \u010di vernerologie. Ur\u010dit\u00fdm vod\u00edtkem m\u016f\u017eou b\u00fdt zaznamenan\u00e9 \u00fatr\u017eky v\u011bt hr\u00e1\u010de s \u010d. 31 v pr\u016fb\u011bhu z\u00e1pasu:<br \/>\n4. min: Zat\u00edm to jde.<br \/>\n16. min: Pro\u010d je ta p\u0159est\u00e1vka tak kr\u00e1tk\u00e1.<br \/>\n25. min: Nemus\u00edme se hn\u00e1t do p\u0159edu, sta\u010d\u00ed dob\u0159e br\u00e1nit.<br \/>\n27. min: Kluci, sorry, u\u017e jsem se nestihl vr\u00e1tit.<br \/>\n34. min: V\u00ed\u0165o, .. hek, hek, je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli z\u016fsta\u0148 na led\u011b.<br \/>\n40. min: V\u00ed\u0165o, \u2026.. nechce\u0161 to u\u017e dohr\u00e1t.<br \/>\n45. min: Hghhh, grrrr, vuuuh.<br \/>\n45. min: \u2026p\u0159e-\u017eil-sem.<\/p>\n<p>Pro v\u011bdeck\u00e9 \u00fa\u010dely byl rovn\u011b\u017e velmi p\u0159\u00ednosn\u00fd z\u00e1znam rozhovoru s m\u00edstn\u00edm hokejov\u00fdm fanou\u0161kem a odborn\u00edkem na kvalitu ledu na zdej\u0161\u00edm zimn\u00edm stadion\u011b Josefem \u0160t\u011brbinou, se kter\u00fdm jsme se se\u0161li v hospod\u011b Na H\u0159i\u0161ti. Omlouv\u00e1me se za drobn\u00e9 v\u00fdpadky ve zvukov\u00e9m z\u00e1znamu: \u201cDy\u017e sem vid\u011bl, ty pi.co, co se obl\u00edkalo v \u0161atn\u011b t\u011bch \u010cert\u016f, tak sem si myslel, \u017ee si d\u011blaj\u00ed p.del. U\u017e sem vid\u011bl hodn\u011b, ale tohle m\u011b fakt vid\u011bsilo. A ty jejich keci. Prej, j\u00e1 su po operaci, pov\u00eddal jeden. Mlel n\u011bco o t\u0159\u00edsle a vypadalo to sp\u00ed\u0161 na mozek, hajzl jeden l\u00ednej A ten golman, ty pi.co, v\u0161eci uz v kanad\u00e1ch, ne, a ten tam furt v ga\u0165\u00e1ch a tenisk\u00e1ch. A furt se jenom sm\u00e1li, koko.i, a nejv\u00edc, dy\u017e ten golman \u0159ek, \u017ee nem\u00e1 \u010do\u010dky. Tak jsem chvilu nev\u011bd\u011bl, co jako s \u010do\u010dkama, ale pak n\u011b to do\u0161lo, ten \u010du.\u00e1k byl slepej jak patrona, ty p.co, tak tam bych , ty vole nevlez. No, co ti m\u00e1m pov\u00eddat. Hovno \u010certi, norm\u00e1ln\u00ed m.dky to byly. <\/p>\n<p>Ty jo, ale pak sem \u010dum\u011bl. Prvn\u00ed st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed, t\u00e9 jejich druh\u00e9 lajny, tam byl ten s t\u00edm mozkem, a voni si to \u0165ukli s t\u00edm jejich nejstar\u0161\u00edm, tento n\u011bjak nechal tomu nejmen\u0161\u00edmu a, ty p.co, voni vedli 1:0. A I kdy\u017e ti kormideln\u00edci dali rychle na 1:1, ti \u010certi, ty vole, makali, jak to \u0161lo a i kdy\u017e to vypadalo, \u017ee se n\u011bkterejm brzo zad\u0159e motor, v p\u016flce z\u00e1pasu vedli 4:1 a vypadlo to, ty p.co, ze to ti geronti jako vyhrajou. Jen\u017ee, pak se to za\u010dalo \u0159ezat. Pruhovanej \u0159val jak n\u011bkde na Baniku, ty p.co, a ten nejvetsi \u010cert to tam ty vole rovnal jak dyby hral za Kometu a tak sel parkrat schladit. Ale to musel i ten nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed u\u0159van z Kormidla, tak to bylo \u0161ul nul. G\u00f3lo\u0161 sice hovno vid\u011bl, ale lapal jak Dominik\u00e1tor, prvn\u00ed lajna makala a ta druh\u00e1 se, ty p.co, ke konci skoro rozpadla. Jeden v\u011bkem, druhej s t\u00edm mozkem vypadal, \u017ee ka\u017edou chv\u00edli chc\u00edpne a ten malej, ten \u0161ikovnej, ten so s\u00e1m nevytrhl a nat\u00e1hl si \u0148\u00e1kej sval \u010di co. A pak, to bylo upln\u011b dan\u00fd, t\u011bm m.dk\u00e1m \u010dertovskejm za\u010dalo doch\u00e1zet a ty b\u00edl\u00fd kormidla tam frkly dva f\u00edky a bylo vyrovnan\u00fd. A pak se to hr\u00e1lo nahoru dolu a, ty p.co, mohlo to tam kdykoli spadnout na obou stran\u00e1ch. A ten nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed v obran\u011b to furt rovnal a ten druhej, malej, vedle n\u011bj to p\u0159ed g\u00f3lo\u0161em, taky furt \u010distil, ale f\u00edka u\u017e \u010certi nedali. Jen\u017ee Kormidlo taky ne, a tak se roze\u0161li s plichtou. A dyby, ty p.co, to nebyli takov\u00fd m.dky, tak to ty vole mohli ale vyhr\u00e1t, proto\u017ee ti dva \u010d.r\u00e1ci s modrejma helmama z t\u00e9 prvn\u00ed lajny m\u011bli, ty p.co, v posledn\u00ed minut\u011b takov\u00fd tutovky, \u017ee ty vole, to bych dal i j\u00e1, jako \u017ee su Pepa \u0160t\u011brbina z Rosic.\u201d Zde z\u00e1znam kon\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(\u010cTK) V ned\u011bli 22. z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed ve\u010der se v Rosic\u00edch uskute\u010dnil v\u00fdznamn\u00fd l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00fd experiment nazvan\u00fd \u201eOLD OR HANDICCAPED\u201c s pod titulem How to survive a hockey game in seniors age. L\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00e9 koncilium pod veden\u00edm profesora \u0160v\u00e9da, vybaven\u00e9 nejmodern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed detek\u010dn\u00ed technikou, kufrem s obvazy, defibril\u00e1torem, flotilou nastartovan\u00fdch sanitn\u00edch voz\u016f a vrtuln\u00edkem bedliv\u011b sledovala jednotliv\u00e9 \u010dleny zkouman\u00fdch subjekt\u016f [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky","category-old-boys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2008"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2021,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions\/2021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}