Matematika p\u0159ed dne\u0161n\u00edm z\u00e1pasem \u010cert\u016f s Vegasem byla jasn\u00e1. Pokud chceme postoupit do play off, mus\u00edme Vegas porazit a v posledn\u00edm z\u00e1pase z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti nejl\u00e9pe urvat bod s na\u0161lapan\u00fdm Kormidlem. Farma, kter\u00e1 se s n\u00e1mi p\u0159etahuje o posledn\u00ed postupovou p\u0159\u00ed\u010dku do vy\u0159azovac\u00edch boj\u016f, na n\u00e1s sice ztr\u00e1c\u00ed jeden bod, ale narozd\u00edl od n\u00e1s ji \u010dekaj\u00ed z\u00e1pasy jen s t\u00fdmy z chvostu tabulky.<\/p>\n
\u00dakol tedy zn\u011bl jasn\u011b. Porazit dnes Vegas. Dvan\u00e1ct nat\u011b\u0161en\u00fdch \u010cert\u016f si ani v nejmen\u0161\u00edm nep\u0159ipou\u0161t\u011blo komplikace, \u010di snad dokonce por\u00e1\u017eku, ale jak u\u017e to tak b\u00fdv\u00e1, cesty P\u00e1n\u011b jsou klikat\u00e9 a nevyzpytateln\u00e9. V\u0161echny, kte\u0159\u00ed by snad je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f v\u00e1hali nad smyslem klikatosti a vyzpytatelnosti, m\u016f\u017eu ujistit, \u017ee to znamen\u00e1 jedin\u00e9: t\u011bsn\u011b jsme prohr\u00e1li 3:4 a zarezl\u00e1 vr\u00e1tka play off se p\u0159ed n\u00e1mi s nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fdm vrz\u00e1n\u00edm zav\u0159ela. Kl\u00ed\u010d tak nyn\u00ed vys\u00ed pom\u011brn\u011b vysoko. Jen kolektivn\u00ed heroick\u00fd v\u00fdkon v posledn\u00edm utk\u00e1n\u00ed s Kormidlem a zav\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed Farmy v posledn\u00edm utk\u00e1n\u00ed s Vegasem sk\u00fdt\u00e1 nad\u011bji. <\/p>\n
Z\u00e1pas samotn\u00fd se pro n\u00e1s nevyv\u00edjel p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 dob\u0159e u\u017e od prvn\u00ed t\u0159etiny. Na konci prvn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti jsme nejd\u0159\u00edve dot\u00e1hli na 1:1, abychom dostali po na\u0161ich zbyte\u010dn\u00fdch zmatc\u00edch ve druh\u00e9 t\u0159etin\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed dva g\u00f3ly. Za zm\u00ednku ur\u010dit\u011b stoj\u00ed t\u0159et\u00ed z\u00e1\u0159ez do Jarnovi svatyn\u011b. Zat\u00edmco 8 z desti hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f na led\u011b se shluklo v lev\u00e9m rohu od Jarnovy br\u00e1ny a z\u0159ejm\u011b zde hr\u00e1li n\u011bjak\u00e9 z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 spole\u010dnensk\u00e9 hry jako \u010clov\u011b\u010de nezlob se, puk doputoval na vrcholek kruh\u016f, kde nik\u00fdm nehl\u00eddan\u00fd obr\u00e1nce Vegasu nap\u0159\u00e1hl k \u017eivotn\u00ed tref\u011b. T\u00edm posledn\u00edm do party, kter\u00fd se neohro\u017een\u011b vrhl mezi st\u0159elu a Jarnu byl Havlajda. Zaklekl mezi kruhy a s modlitbou na rtech zav\u0159el o\u010di. Jakobych vid\u011bl vrcholnou sc\u00e9nu z Pulp Fiction. St\u0159ela, a\u010d je to zcela nepravd\u011bpodobn\u00e9, minula Havlajdu i Jarnu a skon\u010dila v s\u00edti \u010dertovsk\u00e9 klece, ani\u017e by oba \u010certi m\u011bli sebemen\u0161\u00ed \u0161kr\u00e1bnut\u00ed. Bohu\u017eel.<\/p>\n
Zlep\u0161en\u00fd v\u00fdkon ke konci druh\u00e9 t\u0159etiny p\u0159inesl na\u0161e dal\u0161\u00ed sn\u00ed\u017een\u00ed po kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 V\u00ed\u0165ov\u011b individu\u00e1ln\u00ed akci. Nic v\u0161ak nepomohlo na\u0161e hecov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ed t\u0159et\u00ed dvacetiminutovkou, neuplynuly ani dv\u011b minuty od hvizdu a Vegas op\u011bt potrestal na\u0161i komplikovanou a nep\u0159esnou rozehr\u00e1vku. Tlak, kter\u00fd jsme si pak vytvo\u0159ili v\u0161ak p\u0159inesl ji\u017e jen sn\u00ed\u017een\u00ed na 3:4 a Vegas, hraj\u00edc\u00ed \u00fasporn\u011b profesorsk\u00fd hokej, si ji\u017e na\u0161e v\u00fdpady pohl\u00eddal.<\/p>\n
Zklam\u00e1n\u00ed v kabin\u011b bylo velik\u00e9. Hled\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u010din dne\u0161n\u00edho ne\u00fasp\u011bchu se m\u00edsilo s tradi\u010dn\u00edmi sebemrska\u010dsk\u00fdmi v\u00fdroky, kter\u00e9 se nesli tak\u0159ka v jednotn\u00e9m duchu. Pokus\u00edm se V\u00e1m p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eit co nejslu\u0161n\u011bji pr\u016fb\u011bh prvn\u00edch minut po z\u00e1pase v kabin\u011b. P\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee i pro tak zku\u0161en\u00e9ho report\u00e9ra, jako jsem j\u00e1, byl z\u00e1znam t\u011bchto moment\u016f docela velk\u00fd o\u0159\u00ed\u0161ek :-)<\/p>\n
Hr\u00e1\u010di p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed do kabiny a vys\u00edlen\u00ed usedaj\u00ed na lavice. Ot\u00edraj\u00ed ze sv\u00fdch zklaman\u00fdch tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed pot a klop\u00ed zrak do zmuchlan\u00fdch ru\u010dn\u00edk\u016f. Dop\u00edjej\u00ed zbytky pit\u00ed, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mudruj\u00ed.
\nXY: „Chlapi, my jsme ale vag\u00edny.“
\nVag\u00edna MK: „Kdybych nebyl vag\u00edna a dal p\u0159ed koncem druh\u00e9 t\u0159etiny na 3:3, tak bysme to u\u017e vyhr\u00e1li.“
\nVag\u00edna MH: „V\u0161ichni jsme hr\u00e1li jak vag\u00edny.“
\nVag\u00edna P\u0160: „J\u00e1 si nemysl\u00edm, \u017ee bysme hr\u00e1li tak \u0161patn\u011b…“
\nVag\u00edna XY: „Nahr\u00e1v\u00e1me si jak vag\u00edny. nebo sp\u00ed\u0161…, neum\u00edme si po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nahr\u00e1t.“
\nVag\u00edna LV: „Do vag\u00edny, p\u0159esta\u0148te a pora\u010fte, j\u00e1 do toho \u010dl\u00e1nku mus\u00edm napsat taky n\u011bco vtipn\u00fdho a pozitvn\u00edho.“
\nVag\u00edna MK: „Klidn\u011b to tam napi\u0161 do toho \u010dl\u00e1nku, \u017ee su vag\u00edna, \u017ee jsem nedal na 3:3.“
\nVag\u00edna T: „Dy\u0165 j\u00e1 su taky vag\u00edna, \u017ee jsem nedal dv\u011b jasn\u00fd \u0161ance.“
\nVag\u00edna H: „Sorry Jary, j\u00e1 jsem tam asi kle\u010del jak vag\u00edna, \u017ee?“
\nVag\u00edna J: „…s em p\u0159es tebe vag\u00ednu vid\u011bl.“
\nP\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed vag\u00edna ZM a chv\u00edli v\u0161e poslouch\u00e1.
\nVag\u00edna ZM: „Sorry kluci, u t\u0159ech g\u00f3l\u016f jsem dnes byl j\u00e1. No nejsu j\u00e1 vag\u00edna?“
\nVag\u00edna LV zap\u00edn\u00e1 bundu a mra\u010d\u00ed se. Usilovn\u011b p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed nad t\u00edm, jak do vag\u00edny nap\u00ed\u0161e dne\u0161n\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek. Na tv\u00e1\u0159i se mu po chv\u00edli objevil mal\u00fd, zcela nepatrn\u00fd n\u00e1znak \u00fasm\u011bvu. To ho pr\u00e1v\u011b napadlo, o \u010dem to bude.
\n:-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Matematika p\u0159ed dne\u0161n\u00edm z\u00e1pasem \u010cert\u016f s Vegasem byla jasn\u00e1. Pokud chceme postoupit do play off, mus\u00edme Vegas porazit a v posledn\u00edm z\u00e1pase z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti nejl\u00e9pe urvat bod s na\u0161lapan\u00fdm Kormidlem. Farma, kter\u00e1 se s n\u00e1mi p\u0159etahuje o posledn\u00ed postupovou p\u0159\u00ed\u010dku do vy\u0159azovac\u00edch boj\u016f, na n\u00e1s sice ztr\u00e1c\u00ed jeden bod, ale narozd\u00edl od n\u00e1s ji \u010dekaj\u00ed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-boys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1900"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1914,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions\/1914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}