{"id":1833,"date":"2013-02-20T00:04:18","date_gmt":"2013-02-19T23:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=1833"},"modified":"2013-02-20T00:04:43","modified_gmt":"2013-02-19T23:04:43","slug":"problemy-se-sestavou-zustavaji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=1833","title":{"rendered":"Probl\u00e9my se sestavou p\u0159etrv\u00e1vaj\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Co se zpo\u010d\u00e1tku mohlo zd\u00e1t jako n\u00e1hoda, to se nyn\u00ed ukazuje jako jev dlouhodob\u00fd.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ano, mluv\u00edm o skl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed t\u00fdmu pro z\u00e1pasy BHHL. D\u0159\u00edve jsem m\u011bl sestavu slo\u017eenou b\u011bhem p\u016fl hodiny, nyn\u00ed obe\u0161lu celou soupisku \u010d\u00edtaj\u00edc\u00ed 22 lid\u00ed a je\u0161t\u011b mus\u00edm po telefonu p\u0159emlouvat, abych dal dohromady n\u011bco kolem deseti kousk\u016f&#8230;. Kde je chyba? Opravdu nev\u00edm. V\u011bt\u0161ina jedinc\u016f se p\u0159itom zakl\u00edn\u00e1 formulkami &#8222;zran\u011bn\u00ed&#8220; p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b &#8222;nemoc&#8220;. <\/p>\n<p>Stejn\u00fd probl\u00e9m se opakoval i tentokr\u00e1t. P\u0159ihl\u00e9dnu-li k tomu, \u017ee r\u00e1no po zru\u0161en\u00ed \u00fa\u010dasti Davem mi zbylo pouhopouh\u00fdch d\u011bvet lid\u00ed do pole plus golman, pak je v\u00fdsledn\u00fdch jeden\u00e1ct kousk\u016f docela slu\u0161n\u00fdm mana\u017eersk\u00fdm \u00fasp\u011bchem. I kdy\u017e jeden\u00e1ct nen\u00ed zcela p\u0159esn\u00e9 ozna\u010den\u00ed&#8230;., sp\u00ed\u0161 deset a p\u016fl&#8230;. :-)<\/p>\n<p>Nyn\u00ed shrnuto a ve zkratce.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1no dost\u00e1v\u00e1m sms, \u017ee nedojde ani Dave a zb\u00fdv\u00e1 mi 9+1 \u010dlov\u011bk.<\/p>\n<p>Propad\u00e1m v paniku, nebo\u0165 na dva beky a sedm \u00fato\u010dn\u00edk\u016f se hraje velmi \u0161patn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Hrabo\u0161 se mi nab\u00edz\u00ed, \u017ee jako des\u00e1t\u00fd se do pole klidn\u011b postav\u00ed. Klade v\u0161ak zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00fd d\u016fraz na slovo &#8222;postav\u00ed&#8220;!<\/p>\n<p>Nezb\u00fdv\u00e1, ne\u017e zkusit apelovat na n\u011bkter\u00e9 srdca\u0159e.<\/p>\n<p>Rozhodil jsem s\u00ed\u0165 t\u0159em obr\u00e1nc\u016fm a doufal, \u017ee se chyt\u00ed v\u0161ichni.<\/p>\n<p>Bylo to ale jen douf\u00e1n\u00ed a v\u00edra v osobn\u00ed kouzlo.<\/p>\n<p>Kra\u0165as m\u011b odm\u00edtl okam\u017eit\u011b, nebo\u0165 si p\u0159i man\u017eelsk\u00e9 erotice narazil bok a ji\u017e p\u0159i ch\u016fzi pr\u00fd p\u016fsob\u00ed, jako by an\u00e1ln\u011b cucal ha\u0161lerku&#8230;. Bruslen\u00ed si nedok\u00e1\u017ee p\u0159edstavit.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160v\u00e9d d\u011blal chv\u00edli drahoty, ale nakonec i p\u0159es bolav\u00e9 prav\u00e9 z\u00e1p\u011bst\u00ed \u00fa\u010dast potvrdil. (Toto zran\u011bn\u00ed je pravideln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161e v mlad\u00e9m v\u011bku.)<\/p>\n<p>Nev\u010da na \u00fa\u010dast tak\u00e9 sly\u0161el, jen musel udat ke hl\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00e9 dva potomky. Jedinou mo\u017enost\u00ed v\u0161ak byla pan\u00ed tchyn\u011b&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Nem\u00e1m tu\u0161en\u00ed, jak\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem to dok\u00e1zal, ale na hokej nakonec p\u0159i\u0161el&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Opakuji, \u017ee jeden\u00e1ct kousk\u016f jsem tentokr\u00e1t bral jako velk\u00fd mana\u017eersk\u00fd \u00fasp\u011bch.<\/p>\n<p>Do \u0161atny jsem dorazil pom\u011brn\u011b pozd\u011b, ale rozhodn\u011b ne posledn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Mor\u00e1lka bez Hrabo\u0161e pov\u00e1\u017eliv\u011b upad\u00e1&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>K m\u00e9mu velk\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed chyb\u011bl O\u0165as, kter\u00fd b\u00fdv\u00e1 v kabin\u011b v\u017edy prvn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Nezb\u00fdvalo, ne\u017e mu zavolat&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159epis hovoru:<\/p>\n<p>Mana\u017eer: Ahoj O\u0165as!<\/p>\n<p>O\u0165as&#8230;. polo\u017eil&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Mana\u017eer: Halooo, O\u0165as?<\/p>\n<p>O\u0165as: Nazdar, kamar\u00e1de!<\/p>\n<p>M: Kde jsi?!<\/p>\n<p>O: Kde bych byl, doma! Experimentuji se sv\u00ed\u010dkami&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M: (Chvilka tich\u00e9 p\u0159edstavivosti) M\u00e1me hokej?! <\/p>\n<p>O: Jakej? (Je sly\u0161et zvuk kapaj\u00edc\u00edho vosku a popl\u00e1c\u00e1n\u00ed r\u00e1koskou.)<\/p>\n<p>M: Z\u00e1pas s Vikingama!<\/p>\n<p>O: Ten je a\u017e ve \u010dtvrtek&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>M: (P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed dlouh\u00e1 argumentace.)<\/p>\n<p>O: (Sp\u011b\u0161n\u011b zhas\u00edn\u00e1 sv\u00ed\u010dky, sloup\u00e1v\u00e1 z t\u011bla zbytky hork\u00e9ho vosku, pokl\u00e1d\u00e1 telefon a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 t\u011bkat sm\u011br hokej.)<\/p>\n<p>D\u00edky zmi\u0148ovan\u00fdm probl\u00e9m\u016fm se sestavou n\u011bjak nejsem nalad\u011bn na humornou notu.<\/p>\n<p>Sestava je pon\u011bkud sl\u00e1tan\u00e1, proto nelze \u010dekat z\u00e1zraky.<\/p>\n<p>\u00davod z\u00e1pasu tomu odpov\u00edd\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Rozd\u00edl mezi soupe\u0159i vzhledem k postaven\u00ed v tabulce nen\u00ed p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 patrn\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Stav 2:0 po prvn\u00ed t\u0159etin\u011b je tak velmi pozitivn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Do t\u00e9 druh\u00e9 ji\u017e naskakuje i zregenerovan\u00fd O\u0165as.<\/p>\n<p>V t\u00e9to \u010d\u00e1sti se prosazujeme pon\u011bkud v\u00fdrazn\u011bji a z\u00edsk\u00e1v\u00e1me uklid\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1skok 5:0.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1\u0161enka je mezi t\u0159etinami upozorn\u011bn, aby p\u0159\u00edpadnou v\u011btu o \u010dist\u00e9m kontu brank\u00e1\u0159e Jarny v\u016fbec nevypou\u0161t\u011bl z \u00fast.<\/p>\n<p>Je z toho docela \u0161patn\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce i na led\u011b panuje pohoda, ale Jarna \u010dist\u00e9 konto neudr\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Slu\u0161nej g\u00f3l bekendem do \u0161ibenice d\u00e1v\u00e1 Nev\u010da.<\/p>\n<p>Konec. 8:1<\/p>\n<p>V \u0161atn\u011b se prob\u00edr\u00e1 Kra\u0165asova ne\u00fa\u010dast, proto\u017ee m\u011bl p\u0159isp\u011bchat s ob\u010derstven\u00edm k oslav\u011b v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed sv\u00e9ho narozen\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>V kolektivu se v\u0161ak s jeho rautem i nad\u00e1le po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1 a je o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n p\u0159i nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti.<\/p>\n<p>Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee jsem na hokej nevezl Jarnu, neodch\u00e1z\u00edm z \u0161atny posledn\u00ed&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Pevn\u011b douf\u00e1m, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b n\u00e1s ji\u017e bude pln\u00e1 \u0161atna a m\u016fj \u010dl\u00e1nek tak bude m\u00edt alespo\u0148 o n\u011bco veselej\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1dech.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Co se zpo\u010d\u00e1tku mohlo zd\u00e1t jako n\u00e1hoda, to se nyn\u00ed ukazuje jako jev dlouhodob\u00fd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1833"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1836,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions\/1836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}