V\u0161iml jsem si, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina t\u00fdmu \u010cert\u016f je zap\u00e1len\u00e1 do va\u0159en\u00ed. Aspo\u0148, jak jsem v\u0161iml podle na\u0161eho kvedl\u00e1n\u00ed s hokejou na led\u011b. Tak p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1m k dobou jeden dom\u00e1c\u00ed recept… <\/p>\n
Ingredience:
\n1 prav\u00e9 k\u0159\u00eddlo, 1 a\u017e 2 centry, 1 brank\u00e1\u0159, puk, vlah\u00fd vzduch, 2 ledov\u00e9 plochy (1 x nejl\u00e9pe B\u00edte\u0161sk\u00e1 m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt i jin\u00e1), 1 a\u017e 3 miluj\u00edc\u00ed man\u017eelky, 1 trolejbus, 1 \u0161alina, 1 bar, 1 ruce, 2 prsa, 1 kl\u00edn, 4 litry Absolut vodky a 2 decilitry pomeran\u010dov\u00e9ho d\u017eusu, 1 k\u00fdbl ledu, 1 \u0160v\u00e9d, 1 Fin (m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt i imitace).<\/p>\n
P\u0159\u00edprava:
\nVezmete 1 prav\u00e9 k\u0159\u00eddlo a vlo\u017e\u00edte do trolejbusu.na kone\u010dn\u00e9 ho p\u0159em\u00edst\u00edte do nedalek\u00e9ho baru. Zde ho cca na 2 hodiny nalo\u017e\u00edte do 2 litr\u016f Absolut vodky. Ozdob\u00edte 1 \u0160v\u00e9dem a 1 Finem (pokud nem\u00e1te, pou\u017eijte imitaci). Po dvou hodin\u00e1ch zjist\u00edte, jestli u\u017e ztvrdl. Pokud ne, p\u0159id\u00e1te dal\u0161\u00ed litr vodky, 2 dcl d\u017eusu a p\u016fl k\u00fdblu ledu. Po dal\u0161\u00ed hodin\u011b, by m\u011bl b\u00fdt tvrdej. P\u0159i kontrole k\u0159\u00eddla dejte pozor, na sv\u00e9 ruce. V n\u011bkter\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edpadech tak\u00e9 pozor na prsa a kl\u00edn. P\u0159ed dokon\u010den\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpravy prav\u00e9ho k\u0159\u00eddla se doporu\u010duje nechat pokousat, zal\u00edt posledn\u00edm litrem vodky s trochou ledu. Pak nech\u00e1te pomalu dotvrdnout a posad\u00edte ho do \u0161aliny. Po chv\u00edli (cca 15 minut) p\u0159em\u00edst\u011bte do postele. Pokud m\u00e1te po ruce miluj\u00edc\u00ed man\u017eelku prav\u00e9ho k\u0159\u00eddla, m\u016f\u017eete lehce opep\u0159it, nedoporu\u010duje se p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 cukrovat. Nechejte 6 hodin odle\u017eet v teple.<\/p>\n
Po \u0161esti hodin\u00e1ch, a\u017e k\u0159\u00eddlo op\u011bt zm\u011bkne, ho po\u0161lete na ledovou plochu (nejl\u00e9pe B\u00edte\u0161skou) a nechte 2 hodiny pou\u0161t\u011bt \u0161\u0165\u00e1vu. Omyjte pod tekouc\u00ed vodou a nechte asi 4 hodiny okapat. Pak je prav\u00e9 k\u0159\u00eddlo ide\u00e1ln\u011b p\u0159ipraven\u00e9 na hattrick.<\/p>\n
P\u0159ed za\u010d\u00e1tkem hattricku nechte omyt\u00e9 a vype\u010den\u00e9 k\u0159\u00eddlo podusit u miluj\u00edc\u00ed man\u017eelky. Pak vlo\u017ete do \u0161atny k ostatn\u00edm k\u0159\u00eddl\u016fm a centr\u016fm. V t\u00e9to f\u00e1zi se doporu\u010duje opatrn\u00e9 po\u0161\u0165uchov\u00e1n\u00ed, aby bylo k\u0159\u00eddlo ve spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 provozn\u00ed teplot\u011b. Doporu\u010dujeme oblo\u017eit op\u011bt 1 \u0160v\u00e9dem a 1 Finem (m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt i \u010cech, ale pozor na datum v\u00fdroby a datum expirace). <\/p>\n
Jakmile m\u00e1 k\u0159\u00eddlo na\u010dervenalou barvu, nechte ho hr\u00e1t na led\u011b. Je vhodn\u00e9 p\u0159idat i centra s pukem, m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt nap\u0159\u00edklad Du\u0161an\u00fd nebo M\u00e1\u0161en\u00fd. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed profesion\u00e1lov\u00e9 zahu\u0161\u0165uj\u00ed vzniklou om\u00e1\u010dku i brank\u00e1\u0159em. V tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b b\u00fdv\u00e1 hattrick t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 str\u00e1vit. Doporu\u010duj\u00ed se tak\u00e9 2 a\u017e 3 rychl\u00e9 st\u0159ely nebo 1 a\u017e 2 p\u0159esn\u00e9 st\u0159ely. Ochut\u00edte t\u0159emi a\u017e p\u011bti p\u0159ihr\u00e1vkami od centra a po 40 minut\u00e1ch m\u00e1te hattrick skoro hotov\u00fd. Po\u010dk\u00e1te, a\u017e v\u00e1m soupe\u0159 na led\u011b roztaje, posunete puk do br\u00e1ny a hattrick je hotov\u00fd.<\/p>\n
Doporu\u010duje se pod\u00e1vat s ostatn\u00edmi g\u00f3ly nebo dal\u0161\u00edmi hattricky a\u017e do kone\u010dn\u00e9ho v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed. V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee v\u00e1m jeden hattrick nesta\u010dil k v\u00fdh\u0159e a m\u00e1te st\u00e1le na n\u011bco chu\u0165, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed gurm\u00e1ni doporu\u010duj\u00ed sk\u00f3rovat je\u0161t\u011b s miluj\u00edc\u00ed man\u017eelkou. <\/p>\n
(Ve\u010dera bohu\u017eel ani Havlajd\u016fv hattrick nesta\u010dil a \u010certi prohr\u00e1li s Black and Old 4:6. Tak snad m\u011bli p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd ve\u010der aspo\u0148 u Havlajd\u016f :o))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
V\u0161iml jsem si, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina t\u00fdmu \u010cert\u016f je zap\u00e1len\u00e1 do va\u0159en\u00ed. Aspo\u0148, jak jsem v\u0161iml podle na\u0161eho kvedl\u00e1n\u00ed s hokejou na led\u011b. Tak p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1m k dobou jeden dom\u00e1c\u00ed recept…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-boys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1407"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1410,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407\/revisions\/1410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}