{"id":1199,"date":"2012-06-29T08:06:21","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T07:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=1199"},"modified":"2012-06-29T08:58:24","modified_gmt":"2012-06-29T07:58:24","slug":"gol-z-rise-snu-aneb-haluzakova-nefalsovana-radost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/?p=1199","title":{"rendered":"G\u00f3l z \u0159\u00ed\u0161e sn\u016f aneb Haluz\u00e1kova nefal\u0161ovan\u00e1 radost"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Kdy\u017e jsem v\u010dera odch\u00e1zel z kabiny, pod\u00edval se na m\u011b k\u00e1po, Hrabo\u0161, sv\u00fdma uhran\u010div\u00fdma o\u010dima, koutky \u00fast se mu rozt\u00e1hly od ucha k uchu a d\u016frazn\u011b pov\u00edd\u00e1: Napi\u0161 dlouh\u00fd \u010dl\u00e1nek o to tv\u00fdm g\u00f3lu. \u00dakol tedy zn\u011bl jasn\u011b: Zastavit mu\u017ee s bra\u0161nou. A proto\u017ee – jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 klasik – nebyl \u010das pt\u00e1t se, kdo je kdo, a kapit\u00e1novi nen\u00ed radno odporovat, napsal jsem aspo\u0148 p\u00e1r \u0159\u00e1dk\u016f, jak se to seb\u011bhlo.<\/p>\n

Takov\u00fd g\u00f3l v p\u0159\u00edpravn\u00e9m z\u00e1pase (nebo na tr\u00e9ninku), nen\u00ed ale jen tak. U lep\u0161\u00edch hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f je obvykle v\u00fdsledkem \u0161ikovnosti a rychlosti, u dobr\u00fdch hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f je v\u00fdsledkem letit\u00e9 d\u0159iny a od\u0159\u00edk\u00e1n\u00ed, u m\u011b a n\u011bkter\u00fdch podobn\u00fdch typ\u016f jde o souhru n\u00e1hod, rychlosti v\u011btru, tlaku, vlhkosti vzduchu \u010di stavu vody na \u010desk\u00fdch toc\u00edch. A jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 golman Pe\u0165a: U tebe bohu\u017eel nikdy nev\u00edm, kam se ti to z hokejky sveze.<\/p>\n

Samotn\u00fd g\u00f3l, o kter\u00e9m je \u0159e\u010d, p\u0159i\u0161el asi po hodin\u011b hry. Celkem nic ne\u0159e\u0161il, ale vypadal fakt p\u011bkn\u011b. Byl to ten z g\u00f3l\u016f, na kter\u00fd my amat\u00e9\u0159i tak r\u00e1di vzpom\u00edn\u00e1me, g\u00f3l, kter\u00fd s hrdost\u00ed \u017e\u00e1\u010dka v hokejov\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edpravce popisujeme man\u017eelk\u00e1m, mamink\u00e1m, milenk\u00e1m, d\u011btem, koleg\u016fm a kolegyn\u00edm v pr\u00e1ci, kamar\u00e1d\u016fm u piva a je-li vhodn\u00e1 konstelace, tak i po\u0161\u0165a\u010dce \u010di zuba\u0159ce p\u0159i preventivn\u00ed prohl\u00eddce. G\u00f3l z \u0159\u00ed\u0161e sn\u016f.<\/p>\n

A jak se to cel\u00e9 seb\u011bhlo? Po n\u011bkolik\u00e1t\u00e9 v z\u00e1pase jsme naj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bli dva na dva. V\u011btr\u00e1k pod stropem zlostn\u011b zavr\u010del: VRUUUUM! Brank\u00e1\u0159 si zvolna popojel p\u0159ed brankovi\u0161t\u011b. Kapka slan\u00e9ho potu mu sklouzla po tv\u00e1\u0159i. Zat\u00edmco Ivo\u0161 s pukem uh\u00e1n\u011bl k \u00fato\u010dn\u00e9 modr\u00e9, vystartoval jsem po prav\u00e9m k\u0159\u00eddle. Nohy jsem rozkmital do \u010f\u00e1belsk\u00e9 frekvence. Mrkl jsem p\u0159es m\u0159\u00ed\u017eku na levobok a vid\u011bl sprintuj\u00edc\u00edho Ivo\u0161e. „To je \u0161ance,“ blesklo mn\u011b hlavou. Ve zlomku vte\u0159iny jsem opustil my\u0161lenky na to, jak l\u00edb\u00e1m Stanley Cup a op\u011bt jsem se zkoncentroval. T\u0159i br\u00e1n\u00edc\u00ed soupe\u0159i jakoby p\u0159ed n\u00e1mi postavili neprostupnou hr\u00e1z, jejich nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9 \u0161ermov\u00e1n\u00ed hokejkami by nadchlo i Dumasovi T\u0159i mu\u0161ket\u00fdry. V \u00fato\u010dn\u00e9 t\u0159etin\u011b, jsem to strhl doprost\u0159ed mezi kruhy. Brusle jen tak tak udr\u017eely tlak ostr\u00e9 bogny. Led pod m\u00fdmi no\u017ei zapraskal: CH\u0158\u0158\u0158\u0158\u00cd\u00cd\u00cdST. V okam\u017eiku jsem se zbavil sev\u0159en\u00ed dvou soupe\u0159ov\u00fdch hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f. Otev\u0159el se p\u0159ede mnou voln\u00fd prostor mezi kruhy. Obr\u00e1nci nest\u00edhali…, odklouzali kamsi a\u017e brankov\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1\u0159e a p\u0159ede mnou se naskytla \u017eivotn\u00ed \u0161ance. „Ivo, mus\u00ed\u0161,“ modlil jsem se duchu k hokejov\u00e9mu p\u00e1nubohu, aby tato akce vy\u0161la. Hokejku jsem p\u0159itiskl na led a \u010dekal, jestli se Ivo\u0161ovi poda\u0159\u00ed propas\u00edrovat puk p\u0159es dvoumetrov\u00e9ho obr\u00e1nce. Puk se zat\u0159epetal, vzal to buzarem o obr\u00e1ncovu brusli a p\u0159ist\u00e1l t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ede mnou… V tu chv\u00edli u\u017e hokejka zasvi\u0161t\u011bla vzduchem: „SVISSSSST“. T\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed st\u0159elou jsem perifern\u011b zkontroloval postaven\u00ed brank\u00e1\u0159e v brankovi\u0161ti. Hokejka se prohnula jako indi\u00e1nsk\u00fd luk a p\u0159i dopadu na led, kam p\u0159esn\u011b ve spr\u00e1vn\u00fd okam\u017eik doplachtil i puk, ho hokejka vyst\u0159elila jako projektil z panzerfaustu. Neomyln\u011b a s milimetrovou p\u0159esnost\u00ed vl\u00e9tl pod horn\u00ed ty\u010dku Pe\u0165ovi br\u00e1ny. G\u00f3l jako z u\u010debnice pro kanon\u00fdry, nad rameno bezmocn\u00e9ho brank\u00e1\u0159e. A pak u\u017e jen gratulace od spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016f, uznal\u00e9 pok\u00fdv\u00e1n\u00ed hlavou a nezbytn\u00e9 „\u0165uknut\u00ed“ rukavicemi o sebe. \u00daleva. Tak tento g\u00f3l se fakt poved. Tutov\u00fd kandid\u00e1t na Zlatou helmu t\u00fddne, m\u011bs\u00edce a sezony. :o)<\/p>\n

Napadla m\u011b i ot\u00e1zka, jestli je mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee by tento \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd g\u00f3l n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed vid\u011bli jinak? T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 jsem tu mo\u017enost vylou\u010dil, ale nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 my\u0161lenka se p\u0159eci jen uhn\u00edzdila kdesi za prav\u00fdm uchem a ne a ne se j\u00ed zbavit. Fantazie je fakt svi\u0148a. P\u0159edstavil jsem si, jak by asi prob\u00edhal pomysln\u00fd rozhovor optimisty (rozum\u011bj kamar\u00e1d, fand\u00edc\u00ed hlavn\u011b \u010dern\u00fdm) s pesimistou (taky kamar\u00e1d, fand\u00edc\u00ed hlavn\u011b \u017elut\u00fdm):<\/p>\n

– Vid\u011bl jsi ten super g\u00f3l do \u0161ibenice? – V\u017edy\u0165 to byla n\u00e1hoda!
\n– Perfektn\u00ed st\u0159ela z prvn\u00ed! – … to nabral necht\u011bn\u011b \u010depel\u00ed jak na vidle…
\n– Skv\u011bl\u00e9 p\u0159e\u010d\u00edslen\u00ed… – No jo, \u017elut\u00ed zrovna st\u0159\u00eddali.
\n– G\u00f3lman nem\u011bl \u0161anci! – Myslel, \u017ee je pauza.
\n– Perfektn\u00ed najet\u00ed mezi kruhy. – V\u017edy\u0165 u\u017e nemohl, zkr\u00e1tka nestihl d\u00e1l dojet.
\n– Dostal skv\u011blou p\u0159ihr\u00e1vku. – U\u017e nev\u011bd\u011bl, co s pukem…
\n– P\u011bkn\u00e1 rychl\u00e1 akce. – Pov\u00edd\u00e1m, \u017ee \u017elut\u00ed st\u0159\u00eddali.
\n– Ale hezky to trefil. – No jo, kdy\u017e je \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed unaven\u00fd, sedne i na …
\n– Nakopl to a sn\u00ed\u017eil na rozd\u00edl jedn\u00e9 branky. – Za 15 vte\u0159in dostali dal\u0161\u00ed, a bylo to zase o dva.
\n– M\u00e1 tah na branku. – Hmmm, sp\u00ed\u0161 tah\u00e1 ty nohy.
\n– M\u00e1 d\u016fraz p\u0159ed br\u00e1nou. – To\u017e, co u\u017e m\u00e1 d\u011blat, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 p\u0159es metr\u00e1k?
\n– Fakt kvalitn\u00ed \u00fato\u010dn\u00edk… – Sp\u00ed\u0161 haluz\u00e1k a pali\u010d.<\/p>\n

Zaj\u00edmalo mn\u011b, jak ten g\u00f3l vid\u011bl samotn\u00fd brank\u00e1\u0159, tak jsme to po cest\u011b dom\u016f v aut\u011b chv\u00edli prob\u00edrali:
\n– P\u011bkn\u00fd g\u00f3l, \u017ee? – Nev\u00edm, j\u00e1 ho nevid\u011bl.
\n– .. ti to \u0161lo nad rameno… – ..m\u011b s t\u00edm p\u011bkn\u011b s.re\u0161.
\n– S \u010d\u00edm? – Na tebe si d\u00e1v\u00e1m obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 pozor.
\n– Pro\u010d? – .. si z toho nic ned\u011blej, jen jsem do toho pl\u00e1cnul a vy\u0161lo to. – Ty m\u011b chce\u0161 fakt nas.at? To m\u011b ani ne\u0159\u00edkej.
\nPosledn\u00edch p\u011bt minut jsme rad\u011bji ml\u010deli, vzduch by se dal kr\u00e1jet. U domu si vystoupil, pobral ta\u0161ku a hokejky a n\u011bco si po\u0159\u00e1d mumlal… Nev\u00edm, co ale zn\u011blo to asi tak n\u011bjak: „…prej pl\u00e1cnul, …haluz\u00e1k, …hnusnej g\u00f3l, …u\u017e s n\u00edm nepojedu, …haluz\u00e1k, …pl\u00e1cnul.“<\/p>\n

PS: \u0160koda jen, \u017ee n\u00e1m ten g\u00f3l nakonec nepomohl k v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed. Prohra v samostatn\u00fdch n\u00e1jezdech zamrz\u00ed.
\nL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kdy\u017e jsem v\u010dera odch\u00e1zel z kabiny, pod\u00edval se na m\u011b k\u00e1po, Hrabo\u0161, sv\u00fdma uhran\u010div\u00fdma o\u010dima, koutky \u00fast se mu rozt\u00e1hly od ucha k uchu a d\u016frazn\u011b pov\u00edd\u00e1: Napi\u0161 dlouh\u00fd \u010dl\u00e1nek o to tv\u00fdm g\u00f3lu. \u00dakol tedy zn\u011bl jasn\u011b: Zastavit mu\u017ee s bra\u0161nou. A proto\u017ee – jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 klasik – nebyl \u010das pt\u00e1t se, kdo je […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1199"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1204,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions\/1204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}