Na z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 ta\u017een\u00ed\u00a0v leto\u0161n\u00ed sez\u00f3n\u011b se odhodlalo po n\u011bkolikan\u00e1sobn\u00e9m p\u0159epo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed na zast\u00e1vce\u00a0na Mali\u0148\u00e1ku\u00a0\u0161est podlamuj\u00edc\u00edch jedinc\u016f. P\u0159i p\u0159\u00edjezdu no\u010dn\u00ed linky se\u00a0z lavi\u010dky zvedla postava opil\u00e9ho bezdomovce, kter\u00e1 se za zvuku cinkaj\u00edc\u00edch lahv\u00ed d\u0159\u00edmaj\u00edc\u00edch v igelitce za\u010dala soukat do autobusu. Hele Graf, k\u0159ikl n\u011bkdo a opravdu, byl to zn\u00e1m\u00fd sb\u011bra\u010d lahv\u00ed Graf. Tak\u00a0 na konec vyrazilo\u00a0autobusem sm\u011br Bavorsk\u00e1 sedm state\u010dn\u00fdch. J\u00edzda v p\u0159epln\u011bn\u00e9m no\u010dn\u00edm rozjezdu byla opravdu jedine\u010dn\u00e1 pro O\u0165ase, nebo\u0165 pan majitel Mara ihned v\u0161echny v autobuse informoval, \u017ee maj\u00ed tu \u010dest jet z\u00e1rove\u0148 se \u010dlenem Narodn\u00edho divadla Otakarem Juchelkou. Ihned v\u0161echna pozornost sm\u011b\u0159ovala na na\u0161eho sn\u011bd\u00e9ho kamar\u00e1da, kter\u00fd r\u00e1zem dostal barvu \u010dervenou. Byli zde i n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed nev\u011bd\u011bli s k\u00fdm maj\u00ed tu \u010dest cestovat, ale po informaci, \u017ee je to partner Ji\u0159iny Jir\u00e1skov\u00e9 z prvn\u00edho \u010deskoslovensk\u00e9ho\u00a0 porna, bylo v\u0161em jasno. Po v\u00fdstupu z autobusu, se po cest\u011b\u00a0 do Bavorsk\u00e9 dom\u00e1hal Graf vstupu do L\u00eddlu, proto\u017ee \u010detl let\u00e1k, kde v akci vykupovali l\u00e1hve po 4,- K\u010d. Bohu\u017eel m\u011bli opravdu zav\u0159eno, tak jen smutn\u011b pohodil igelitkou, a\u017e urval ob\u011b u\u0161i.<\/p>\n
Do Bavorsk\u00e9 jsme vstoupili jak v\u00edt\u011bzov\u00e9 extraligy a hned jsme obsadili prvn\u00ed st\u016fl, na kter\u00fd pan majitel v\u00edt\u011bzoslavn\u011b povstal. To se nel\u00edbilo m\u00edstn\u00edmu person\u00e1lu a tak serv\u00edrka ihned po Marovi vystartovala, jej\u00ed atak sta\u010dil v\u0161ak odvr\u00e1tit, ale na vyholen\u00e9ho vyhazova\u010de py\u0161n\u00edc\u00edm se n\u011bkolika tituly p\u0159ed a za jm\u00e9nem byl kr\u00e1tk\u00fd. Na to Dave naznal, \u017ee \u00a0u\u017e nenech\u00e1 nic n\u00e1hod\u011b a jal se dokrmovat svoji opici k baru. (my\u0161leno,\u00a0 \u017ee\u00a0se vydal\u00a0\u00a0k baru spole\u010dn\u011b s Marem :-)).\u00a0 Jinak \u0161vih\u00e1k l\u00e1ze\u0148sk\u00fd O\u0165as za\u010dal okukovat m\u00edstn\u00ed\u00a0 \u017eensk\u00e9 pohlav\u00ed,\u00a0V\u00ed\u0165a vlet\u011bl na plac jak torn\u00e1do a Tu\u0148\u00e1k usedl do k\u0159esla, kde cel\u00fd ve\u010der opakoval na adresu\u00a0v\u00fdb\u011bru muziky : “ To je stra\u0161n\u00fd, to nemus\u00edm!\u00a0“\u00a0Mysl\u00edm ale, \u017ee i on jednou povstal do v\u00edru tance. Opravdu tane\u010dn\u00ed kreace v\u0161ech \u00fa\u010datn\u00edk\u016f byly \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 a za\u010daly se kolem nich tvo\u0159it hlou\u010dky fanynek, domn\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00edch se, \u017ee se Lunetic op\u011bt vr\u00e1til na sc\u00e9nu. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edmi tane\u010dn\u00edky byli V\u00ed\u0165a a Graf, kter\u00fd n\u00e1hle o\u017eil,\u00a0kdy\u017e uvid\u011bl n\u011bjak\u00e9 zn\u00e1m\u00e9\u00a0d\u00e1my ( ned\u00e1mi), zamumlal n\u011bco jako “ Hele, sest\u0159i\u010dky“\u00a0p\u0159ed kter\u00fdma triumfoval svoj\u00ed “ Makar\u00e9nou „:-).\u00a0Absolutn\u00edm v\u00edt\u011bzem tance se stal jednozna\u010dn\u011b V\u00ed\u0165a, nejd\u0159\u00edve se beze studu p\u0159iplou\u017eil ke sle\u010dn\u011b, jej\u00ed\u017e bujn\u00e9 poprs\u00ed vyselo proklat\u011b n\u00edzko, n\u00e1sledn\u011b jej\u00ed vnady uchopil a sle\u010dn\u011b provedl mamografick\u00e9 vy\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed. Ta \u00fadivem on\u011bm\u011bla a zkamen\u011bla. Po t\u00e9 si zkou\u0161el marn\u011b zap\u00e1lit svoji elektrickou cigaretu a na konec vyzval k tanci v\u011btr\u00e1k um\u00edst\u011bn\u00fd na stropu, obejmul ho a plou\u017eil s n\u00edm, a\u017e mu vlasy vl\u00e1ly jak v roce 1986 p\u0159ed v\u00fdbuchem v \u010cernobylu. Pak jsme dopili je\u0161t\u011b piva, kter\u00e1 n\u00e1m p\u0159ist\u00e1ly na stole a na ot\u00e1zku kdo je platil, odv\u011btil Dave, \u017ee to je asi od P\u00e1na Boha a\u00a0vydali jsme se sm\u011brem k domovu. Nedaleko od Bavorsk\u00e9 jsme s V\u00ed\u0165ou, kter\u00e9ho jsem nau\u010dil \u0159\u00edkat finsky “ Na zdrav\u00ed“, potkali skupinku dvou \u017een a jednoho mu\u017ee. V\u00ed\u0165a je hned testoval ot\u00e1zkou, jestli tak\u00e9 v\u00ed, jak se \u0159ekne finsky“ Na zdrav\u00ed „, ale p\u0159i dotazu ka\u017edou \u017eenu chytil pod krk, a\u017e z toho byly cel\u00e9 ustra\u0161en\u00e9. Bohu\u017eel se cht\u011bl dot\u00e1zat i mu\u017ee \u00fachopem pod krk, ten se ale nedal a j\u00e1 je s v\u011btou, necht\u011bj vid\u011bt vypu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9ho Krakena,\u00a0musel od sebe odd\u011blit, aby nedo\u0161lo k n\u00e1sil\u00ed. Pak mi je\u0161t\u011b jedna \u017eena \u0159ekla, \u017ee m\u011b zn\u00e1 ze \u0161koly, kam vod\u00edme spole\u010dn\u011b\u00a0svoje d\u011bti. ( nakonec jsem ji opravdu poznal i j\u00e1). To u\u017e jsme se\u00a0,ale opravdu s V\u00ed\u0165ou, kter\u00fd m\u011b chytl stylem ( Boh\u016f\u0161u, ty m\u011b dr\u017e\u00ed\u0161, jak teho kr\u00e1l\u00edka), vydali k domovu. Jeho nab\u00eddku, abych ho doprovodil k domovu a pak uvid\u00edme :o) jsem u\u017e jen\u00a0taktn\u011b odm\u00edtl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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