Nev\u00edm pro\u010d padla karta psan\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nku o posledn\u00edm ma\u010di zrovna na nudn\u00e9ho Tu\u0148\u00e1ka, kdy\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 na humoresku z Havlajdovi d\u00edlny neot\u0159el\u00e9ho vtipu, ale budi\u017e… m\u00e1te to m\u00edt!<\/p>\n
Dne\u0161n\u00ed z\u00e1pas m\u011bl p\u0159in\u00e9st rozlu\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed zda se eMBeelko vyd\u00e1 sm\u011brem ku t\u0159et\u00edmu rozhoduj\u00edc\u00edmu z\u00e1pasu, nebo sm\u011brem do hospody. Mimochodem padly u\u017e i dv\u011b varianty:<\/p>\n
1) Chlupat\u00fd slon, \u010dili Mamut<\/p>\n
2) Chlupat\u00fd \u0160v\u00e9d, \u010dili \u0160v\u00e9d resp. jeho nov\u011b po\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9 letn\u00ed s\u00eddlo „Swedy Land“<\/p>\n
* v obou dvou p\u0159\u00edpadech si dovedu p\u0159edstavit co na n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 ;o). V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b varianty 1 nejsp\u00ed\u0161 dojde k mezistoln\u00edm souboj\u016fm o to kdo toho v\u00edc vychlemt\u00e1, n\u00e1sledn\u011b no\u010dn\u00ed toulka Brnem zpest\u0159en\u00e1 seskokem pana majitele z v\u011b\u017ee brn\u011bnsk\u00e9 radnice. U varianty \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b si nejsem \u00fapln\u011b jist zda-li jsou podrobnosti publikovateln\u00e9, ale v\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee o pikantn\u00ed historky p\u0159i konzumaci vybran\u00fdch \u0161v\u00e9dsk\u00fdch pochutin nebude nouze.<\/p>\n
… u\u017e se nem\u016f\u017eu do\u010dkat ;o)<\/p>\n
Zp\u011bt k dne\u0161n\u00edmu utk\u00e1n\u00ed. U\u017e kdy\u017e jsem se p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem p\u0159ipravoval tu\u0161il jsem n\u011bjakou zradu. Kdy\u017e potom volal Daves, \u017ee m\u011b za p\u011bt minut vyzved\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem do\u0161lo mi, \u017ee ji\u017e nest\u00edh\u00e1m sv\u00e9 ritu\u00e1ln\u00ed kole\u010dko (\u017ealude\u010dn\u00ed nerv\u00f3za spojen\u00e1 ve stup\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edch se cyklech s n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvou dablj\u016f-s\u00ed). Po p\u0159\u00edchodu do kabiny a pohledu na Jarnu Perkeleho m\u011b to do\u0161lo… KEBAB! To on za to m\u016f\u017ee!\u00a0Kabina se bavila na \u00fa\u010det sv\u00edjej\u00edc\u00edch se spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016f a nikomu tak n\u011bjak nedoch\u00e1zelo, \u017ee by to mohl b\u00fdt posledn\u00ed z\u00e1pas leto\u0161n\u00ed sez\u00f3ny.<\/p>\n
Rozbruslen\u00ed, kter\u00e9ho jsem se j\u00e1 a Jarna ne\u00fa\u010dastnil z v\u00fd\u0161e uveden\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f prob\u011bhlo nejsp\u00ed\u0161 v klidu. Ka\u017ed\u00fd se v\u011bnoval sv\u00e9mu tou\u0161i, se kter\u00fdm s \u017eeleznou vytrvalost\u00ed ml\u00e1til o mantinel g\u00f3lmana nemaje.<\/p>\n
\u00davodn\u00ed hvizd a jde se na v\u011bc. Op\u011bt se top\u00edme v nep\u0159esnostech a vla\u017en\u00e9m tempu. Sputnik krou\u017e\u00ed kolem na\u0161\u00ed br\u00e1ny jako dru\u017eice kolem zem\u011b a n\u00e1m se jen st\u011b\u017e\u00ed zastavuj\u00ed jejich \u00fato\u010dn\u00e9 vlny. Hou\u017eevnatost a taktika p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed soupe\u0159i k\u00fd\u017een\u00e9 ovoce, kdy\u017e se p\u0159ed koncem prvn\u00ed t\u0159etiny uj\u00edmaj\u00ed veden\u00ed 1:0.<\/p>\n
V druh\u00e9 t\u0159etin\u011b se n\u00e1\u0161 v\u00fdkon zlep\u0161uje, dost\u00e1v\u00e1me se p\u0159ed soupe\u0159ova brank\u00e1\u0159e a po tlaku do br\u00e1ny pozved\u00e1 prapor MBLka Dave. Srovn\u00e1no na 1:1! S koncem druh\u00e9 t\u0159etiny za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 b\u00fdt hra nerv\u00f3zn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, vylou\u010den\u00ed se kup\u00ed na trestn\u00fdch lavic\u00edch a Sputnik vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 p\u0159esilov\u00e9 hry a kolem kotn\u00edk\u016f nemotorn\u00e9ho Tu\u0148\u00e1ka op\u011bt odskakuje na rozd\u00edl jedn\u00e9 branky. Tu\u0148\u00e1k se omlouv\u00e1 sv\u00e9mu p\u0159ipos.an\u00e9mu p\u0159\u00edteli v br\u00e1n\u011b za sn\u00ed\u017een\u00ed zorn\u00e9ho pole a odch\u00e1z\u00ed se potrestat na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dku.<\/p>\n
V p\u0159est\u00e1vce p\u0159ed z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dnou t\u0159etinou se uj\u00edm\u00e1 slova K\u00e1po a burcuje k v\u011bt\u0161\u00edmu nasazen\u00ed a st\u0159elb\u011b na br\u00e1nu.<\/p>\n
Sputnik si st\u00e1le hraje svou a ze zaji\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 obrany odvrac\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161inu na\u0161ich \u00fatok\u016f a to i v na\u0161\u00ed po\u010detn\u00ed v\u00fdhod\u011b 5:3 trvaj\u00edc\u00ed cca 3 minuty! Jak jsem ji\u017e avizoval, osek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed a hra t\u011blem redukovala pr\u016fb\u011b\u017en\u011b stavy hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f na led\u011b. Z dal\u0161\u00ed p\u0159esilov\u00e9 hry soupe\u0159e dost\u00e1v\u00e1me na 3:1 a z\u00e1pas se tak, vzhledem k p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bn\u00e9mu v\u00fdkonu, zd\u00e1 b\u00fdt 10 minut p\u0159ed koncem rozhodnut\u00fd. Nic na tom nezm\u011bn\u00ed ani z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 power-play. Do odkryt\u00e9 br\u00e1ny dost\u00e1v\u00e1me posledn\u00ed z\u00e1\u0159ez – 4:1.<\/p>\n
Sen o obhajob\u011b titulu se rozplynul jako p\u00e1ra nad hrncem a nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e t\u011b\u0161it se na sez\u00f3nu p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017ee se po prohran\u00e9m posledn\u00edm z\u00e1pase sez\u00f3ny vyrojilo p\u00e1r spekulant\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed vzhledem k meziv\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9mu z\u00e1pisu v matrice ozn\u00e1mili ukon\u010den\u00ed hokejov\u00e9 kari\u00e9ry a n\u00e1stup do papal\u00e1\u0161sk\u00fdch funkc\u00ed, ale to by nebyl Havlajda a O\u0165as kdyby p\u0159i prvn\u00ed krust\u011b na pryglu nevzali hokejku do ruky a nevidali se \u0161kolit mlad\u0161\u00ed generace ;o)<\/p>\n
A na z\u00e1v\u011br zde m\u00e1m pro trp\u011bliv\u00e9 \u010dten\u00e1\u0159e jednu PZ (piko\u0161ku ze z\u00e1kulis\u00ed):<\/p>\n
Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee se chyst\u00e1 velk\u00e1 j\u00edzda Embeel\u00e1k\u016f Brnem, jal se n\u00e1\u0161 v\u0161emi obl\u00edben\u00fd poh\u00e1dk\u00e1\u0159 Havlajda s p\u0159edstihem odsouvat sv\u016fj „p\u0159\u00edstav nad\u011bje“ n\u011bkam k vod\u00e1m B\u00edte\u0161sk\u00fdm a to, p\u011bkn\u011b pros\u00edm, za \u00faplatu. Prvn\u00edm p\u0159emlouvan\u00fdm „\u0159idi\u010dem sle\u010dny Daisy“ byl Daves, kter\u00fd nelenil a je\u0161t\u011b v kabin\u011b obvol\u00e1val mechaniky \u0160kody s prosbou o instalaci l\u016f\u017ekov\u00e9 \u00fapravy v jeho voze. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b z\u00e1jemc\u016f bylo mnoho, v\u017edy\u0165 skoro ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s za\u017eil v Champery onu v\u011bhlasnou starostlivost Havlajdovi druh\u00e9 polovi\u010dky, kdy\u017e t\u00e1hla na z\u00e1dech zp\u011bt do p\u0159\u00edbytku sv\u00e9ho chot\u011b v podrou\u0161en\u00e9m stavu z no\u010dn\u00ed finsk\u00e9 eskap\u00e1dy, aby mu r\u00e1no p\u0159ipravila obl\u00edben\u00fd \u010dty\u0159patrov\u00fd sandwich a tepl\u00fd tee. Rozkryt\u00ed ot\u00e1zky kdo se stene t\u00edm vyvolen\u00fdm nech\u00e1m na koment\u00e1\u0159e ostatn\u00edch a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se s n\u00e1mi onen \u0161\u0165astlivec pod\u011bl\u00ed o z\u00e1\u017eitky spojen\u00e9 s t\u00edmto nev\u0161edn\u00edm v\u00fdletem ;o)<\/p>\n
PS: P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, kamar\u00e1di! A\u010d by m\u016fj v\u011bk mohl b\u00fdt pova\u017eov\u00e1n za juniorsk\u00fd :-p , trouf\u00e1m si tvrdit, \u017ee lep\u0161\u00ed hokejovou partu jsem nikdy p\u0159edt\u00edm neza\u017eil!!! Tu\u0148\u00e1k<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nev\u00edm pro\u010d padla karta psan\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nku o posledn\u00edm ma\u010di zrovna na nudn\u00e9ho Tu\u0148\u00e1ka, kdy\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 na humoresku z Havlajdovi d\u00edlny neot\u0159el\u00e9ho vtipu, ale budi\u017e… m\u00e1te to m\u00edt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1164,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions\/1164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}