Minul\u00fd t\u00fdden jsme zrovna neoslnili a prohra v prvn\u00edm \u010dtvrtfin\u00e1le s Kings n\u00e1m p\u0159ilo\u017eila pomysln\u00fd n\u016f\u017e na krk. Tentokr\u00e1t to proto mohlo b\u00fdt posledn\u00ed utk\u00e1n\u00ed leto\u0161n\u00ed sez\u00f3ny…<\/p>\n
Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, pro\u010d si to nep\u0159iznat, kdy\u017e jsme se vraceli po \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9m turnaji z Champ\u00e9ry, domn\u00edval jsem se, \u017ee m\u00e1m nabrusleno na p\u016fl roku dop\u0159edu a s fyzickou kondic\u00ed nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt v nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00edm play-off \u00a0BHHL\u00a0\u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m. Ale n\u011bkde se asi stala chyba… U\u017e minul\u00fd t\u00fdden p\u0159i prvn\u00edm \u010dtvrtfin\u00e1le jsem tak n\u011bjak ztuha tahal nohy a d\u00fdch\u00e1n\u00edm p\u0159ipom\u00ednal pacienta sanatoria Bucht\u016fv kopec na \u00fat\u011bku. Jako bych ve \u0160vajcu nechal v\u0161echno\u00a0a dom\u016f u\u017e mi nic nezbylo…. To byl tak\u00e9 d\u016fvod, pro\u010d jsem se tro\u0161ku ob\u00e1val \u010dtvrtfin\u00e1le s \u010d\u00edslem 2.<\/p>\n
Ur\u010dit\u00fdm hnac\u00edm motorem byl jen fakt, \u017ee na tento ve\u010der p\u0159ipadla pl\u00e1novan\u00e1 hostina Petra Huga \u0160v\u00e9da Vysok\u00e9ho s \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u00fdm p\u0159isp\u011bn\u00edm Michala \u010cahouna Al\u017e\u00ed\u0159ana Hegra. Ano, je pom\u011brn\u011b\u00a0zaj\u00edmav\u00fdm faktem, \u017ee se na\u0161i dva kamar\u00e1di narodili zrovna na Apr\u00edla…… B\u00fdt rodi\u010dem, mo\u017en\u00e1 bych v tom hledal ur\u010ditou anom\u00e1lii….. Je pravda, \u017ee oba oslavenci vedle sebe n\u00e1padn\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00ednali hlavn\u00ed p\u0159edstavitele filmu „Dvoj\u010data“…. Jejich dosa\u017een\u00fd v\u011bk na tomto m\u00edst\u011b p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 zmi\u0148ovat nebudu, nebo\u0165 jsou \u010d\u00edsla, kter\u00e1 se v \u017eivot\u011b mu\u017ee zd\u016fraz\u0148uj\u00ed (d\u00e9lka lich\u00fdch kon\u010detin, d\u00e9lka pokusu o reprodukci, po\u010det z\u00e1\u0159ez\u016f na pa\u017eb\u011b, po\u010det vlastn\u00edch d\u011bt\u00ed a u n\u011bkter\u00fdch i mno\u017estv\u00ed rekord\u016f a kuriozit)\u00a0a\u00a0z\u00e1rove\u0148 \u010d\u00edsla, o kter\u00fdch se p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nehovo\u0159\u00ed (n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvnost WC, po\u010det nevlastn\u00edch d\u011bt\u00ed, \u010das man\u017eelkou stanoven\u00e9 ve\u010derky a u velk\u00fdch „Smol\u00ed\u010dk\u016f“ bohu\u017eel i kapesn\u00e9ho)\u00a0…. P\u0159\u00edprava na z\u00e1pas tak byla velmi kvalitn\u00ed a d\u00e1vala smysluplnou z\u00e1minku k v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed, proto\u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden n\u00e1s m\u00e1 hostit „bezedn\u00fd“ Jarna Perkele.<\/p>\n
Hrabo\u0161 pak patetick\u00fdm hlasem\u00a0pronesl kr\u00e1tkou filozofickou p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku na t\u00e9ma „Kvalitn\u00ed v\u00fdkon na star\u00e1 kolena“, p\u0159i n\u00ed\u017e n\u00e1s sezn\u00e1mil s napl\u00e1novanou taktikou i p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00fdmi tresty za ne\u00fasp\u011bch. Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b bych se\u00a0pochvaln\u011b zm\u00ednil o tom, jak m\u00e1 n\u00e1\u0161 k\u00e1po v\u0161e v „mal\u00edku“. Jeho neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed situace dva na jednoho, kdy jeden z hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1 epileptick\u00fd z\u00e1chvat a druh\u00fd n\u00e1hodn\u00fd z\u00e1sah elektrick\u00fdm proudem, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e prvn\u011b zmi\u0148ovan\u00fd nakonec sk\u00f3ruje st\u0159elou schovanou za t\u011blo p\u0159ib\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00edho l\u00e9ka\u0159e, doslova bere dech. A tak\u00e9 oslaben\u00ed, mistrn\u011b rozkouskovan\u00e9 hled\u00e1n\u00edm n\u00e1hradn\u00edho chrupu jednoho ze spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016f, kter\u00fd jakoby mimod\u011bk trp\u00ed Alzheimerovou chorobou,\u00a0si dovol\u00edm pova\u017eovat\u00a0za\u00a0variaci naprosto ne\u010dekanou…<\/p>\n
Plni dojm\u016f a nov\u011b navst\u0159eb\u00e1van\u00fdch informac\u00ed se vyd\u00e1v\u00e1me sm\u011br ledov\u00e1 plocha…<\/p>\n
Samotn\u00fd z\u00e1pas op\u011bt jen \u00fatr\u017ekovit\u011b….<\/p>\n
Rozbruslen\u00ed na pytel.<\/p>\n
Ne v\u0161ichni, jen mana\u017eer Havlajda.<\/p>\n
Jist\u00fd obr\u00e1b\u011b\u010d kov\u016f mu toti\u017e nabrousil brusle do m\u00e1lo zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho stylu „kosa“….<\/p>\n
Mana\u017eerovy krokov\u00e9 variace tak n\u00e1padn\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00ed sek\u00e1\u010de p\u0159i sklizni.<\/p>\n
N\u00e1lada na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce je bojovn\u00e1.<\/p>\n
Umoc\u0148uj\u00ed ji kustodi Vendy s Tu\u0148\u00e1kem.<\/p>\n
\u00davodn\u00ed buly.<\/p>\n
Pozvolna za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me soupe\u0159e p\u0159ehr\u00e1vat….<\/p>\n
Graff\u00a0jednoho protihr\u00e1\u010de pon\u011bkud d\u00e9le lask\u00e1 svoj\u00ed\u00a0hokejkou…<\/p>\n
…a jde si zbyl\u00e9 feromony vypou\u0161t\u011bt na trestnou lavici.<\/p>\n
Z chv\u00edli u\u017e dost\u00e1v\u00e1me branku na 0:1…<\/p>\n
Pozvolna zvy\u0161ujeme svoji snahu, …<\/p>\n
…ale obrana Kings st\u00e1le odol\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n
A\u017e v z\u00e1v\u011bru t\u0159etiny se n\u00e1m da\u0159\u00ed srovnat sk\u00f3re…1:1.<\/p>\n
\u00davod t\u00e9 druh\u00e9 je jako ze snu.<\/p>\n
Ub\u011bhnou sotva dv\u011b minuty a u\u017e vedeme o dv\u011b branky…3:1.<\/p>\n
M\u00e1me n\u011bkolik \u0161anc\u00ed na nav\u00fd\u0161en\u00ed sk\u00f3re, ale trestuhodn\u011b je zahazujeme.<\/p>\n
Trest na sebe nenech\u00e1 dlouho \u010dekat…<\/p>\n
Na konci druh\u00e9 patn\u00e1ctiminutovky je op\u011bt srovn\u00e1no na 3:3.<\/p>\n
Start t\u0159et\u00ed t\u0159etiny kop\u00edruje tu druhou….<\/p>\n
…a my hned v jej\u00edm \u00favodu op\u011bt odskakujeme na rozd\u00edl dvou branek…5:3.<\/p>\n
Zbytek z\u00e1pasu si u\u017e pohl\u00edd\u00e1me a v z\u00e1v\u011bru je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159id\u00e1me jeden z\u00e1sah…6:3.<\/p>\n
Zaslou\u017een\u00e1 v\u00fdhra a jde se „bufetit“…<\/p>\n
\u0160v\u00e9d se projevuje jako gurm\u00e1n a podrobn\u011b n\u00e1m popisuje, z \u010deho poho\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed p\u0159ipravil….<\/p>\n
P\u0159i zm\u00ednce o melounech Havlajda zbyst\u0159\u00ed….,<\/p>\n
…ne\u017e se dozv\u00ed, \u017ee je \u0159e\u010d o zelenin\u011b.<\/p>\n
O\u0165as se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 prsit, \u017ee p\u0159i jeho „n\u00e1ctin\u00e1ch“ p\u0159ivede do \u0161atny n\u011bjakou „h\u00e9re\u010dku“ a my budeme hodovat p\u0159\u00edmo z n\u00ed….<\/p>\n
V\u0161ichni se hromadn\u011b zasn\u00ed a…..<\/p>\n
…v kabin\u011b je sly\u0161et podivn\u00fd hukot….<\/p>\n
V\u0161e ust\u00e1v\u00e1 ve chv\u00edli, kdy nechuta Jarna zm\u00edn\u00ed mo\u017enost, \u017ee by mohl O\u0165as p\u0159iv\u00e9st „herce“…<\/p>\n
P\u0159edstava ho\u0159\u010dice „vy\u010des\u00e1van\u00e9“ z hrudi „herce“ se v\u0161em jev\u00ed jako konzuma\u010dn\u00ed „faux pas“.<\/p>\n
Jarnovi je to jedno a cpe se jako o \u017eivot…<\/p>\n
Kabina se pozvolna vyprazd\u0148uje a \u0160v\u00e9d rozd\u00e1v\u00e1 zbyl\u00e9 pitivo posledn\u00edm odpadl\u00edk\u016fm.<\/p>\n
Jarna m\u00e1 podivn\u011b tvarovanou bundu, kter\u00e1 se mu za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 trhat v ramenou….<\/p>\n
Z vyrvan\u00fdch ruk\u00e1v\u016f a roz\u0161kleben\u00fdch kapes vypad\u00e1v\u00e1 zhruba polovina dne\u0161n\u00ed hostiny v\u010detn\u011b patn\u00e1cti plechovek piva a dvou tal\u00ed\u0159\u016f…<\/p>\n
Man\u017eer Havlajda se je\u0161t\u011b zapov\u00edd\u00e1 na chodb\u011b hokejov\u00e9 haly s kolegou Carlosem….<\/p>\n
…a zapom\u00edn\u00e1 na \u010dekaj\u00edc\u00edho Jarnu v roztrhan\u00e9 bund\u011b p\u0159ed vchodem…<\/p>\n
Po dvaceti minut\u00e1ch se Hrabo\u0161 nab\u00eddne, \u017ee „top konzumenta“ odveze.<\/p>\n
Mana\u017eer opou\u0161t\u00ed m\u00edsto \u010dinu jako v\u017edy posledn\u00ed….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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