Po del\u0161\u00ed dob\u011b jsem op\u011bt zav\u00edtal do kabiny „Emb\u00e9l\u00e1ck\u00e9ho \u00e1\u010dka“\u00a0 a do\u0161el jsem k zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee se po dobu m\u00e9 nep\u0159\u00edtomnosti nic z\u00e1sadn\u00edho nezm\u011bnilo…. Abych nezapomn\u011bl, bylo to p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem s HC Ravens…..:-)<\/p>\n
Nyn\u00ed kr\u00e1tk\u00fd \u00fasek s hv\u011bzdi\u010dkou. Pros\u00edm jedince mlad\u0161\u00ed osmn\u00e1cti let, aby p\u0159esko\u010dili n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed odstavec!<\/p>\n
Ji\u017e p\u0159i m\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edchodu se v\u011bt\u0161ina chlapc\u016f z na\u0161eho t\u00fdmu, jak je jejich zvykem:-),\u00a0bavila o sexu\u00e1ln\u00edch t\u00e9matech a s p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm \u010dasem to za\u010dalo sp\u00ed\u0161e p\u0159ipom\u00ednat \u010dek\u00e1rnu doktora Uzla ne\u017e-li hokejovou \u0161atnu.\u00a0P\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161en\u00e9 skute\u010dnosti\u00a0byly r\u016fznorod\u00e9, ale prim hr\u00e1ly zejm\u00e9na pojmy jako p\u0159\u00edstav, netop\u00fdr, gule, pi\u0161\u010d\u00f3ry a jim podobn\u00e9. Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b se z\u00e1rove\u0148 omlouv\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00fdm purit\u00e1n\u016fm, ale kdy\u017e se sejde v jedn\u00e9 m\u00edstnosti tolik uv\u011bdom\u011bl\u00fdch lid\u00ed, nabit\u00fdch letit\u00fdmi zku\u0161enostmi a prax\u00ed, doch\u00e1z\u00ed ob\u010das i na term\u00edny pro laika ne zcela srozumiteln\u00e9, n\u011bkdy mo\u017en\u00e1 a\u017e za hranic\u00ed vkusu. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b debata byla natolik pou\u010dn\u00e1, \u017ee si n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mlad\u0161\u00ed „l\u00e9ka\u0159i“ za\u010dali d\u011blat pozn\u00e1mky a O\u0165as vyt\u00e1hl se\u0161it s rozepsan\u00fdm sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159em.<\/p>\n
Bohu\u017eel v\u00fd\u0161e zmi\u0148ovan\u00e9 konsilium pon\u011bkud pozdr\u017eelo n\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159\u00edchod na ledovou plochu, co\u017e bohu\u017eel zp\u016fsobilo, \u017ee se zmaten\u00fd g\u00f3lman Jaranen musel rozchytat s\u00e1m a to prudk\u00fdm\u00a0h\u00e1zen\u00edm puk\u016f odrazem o\u00a0plexisklo….. Kdo nevid\u011bl, neuv\u011b\u0159\u00ed…..<\/p>\n
P\u0159ed samotn\u00fdm ma\u010dem byl je\u0161t\u011b pon\u011bkud upraven text na\u0161eho zahajovac\u00edho pok\u0159iku, kdy\u017e slovo „….natrhnem….“ bylo spont\u00e1nn\u011b nahrazeno\u00a0logicky vhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm\u00a0spojen\u00edm slov\u00a0„…..(nejmenovan\u00fd spoluhr\u00e1\u010d)\u00a0jim natrhne…“. A po kr\u00e1tk\u00e9m zamy\u0161len\u00ed, byla s p\u0159ihl\u00e9dnut\u00edm k v\u00fd\u0161e zmi\u0148ovan\u00e9 \u00faprav\u011b, nahrazena i p\u016fvodn\u00ed „…modr\u00e1-b\u00edl\u00e1….“\u00a0pravd\u011bpodobn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm „\u010derven\u00e1-b\u00edl\u00e1“…..<\/p>\n
Nyn\u00ed ji\u017e k samotn\u00e9mu z\u00e1pasu. Jak ji\u017e bylo\u00a0nadneseno v p\u0159edchoz\u00edch dnech, Raveni ji\u017e d\u00e1vno nejsou mu\u017estvem, kter\u00e9 si na led chod\u00ed pro vysok\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edd\u011bly. Po zaj\u00edmav\u00e9m dopln\u011bn\u00ed k\u00e1dru a h\u0159e na „plnou st\u0159\u00edda\u010dku“\u00a0se z nich stal plnohodnotn\u00fd soupe\u0159, kter\u00fd ned\u00e1 ani p\u00ed\u010f ledu zadarmo a o v\u00fdsledek je nutn\u00e9 se s nimi\u00a0po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b „porvat“.<\/p>\n
To byl i p\u0159\u00edpad na\u0161eho st\u0159etnut\u00ed. Raveni hned od\u00a0prvn\u00edho buly za\u010dali bruslit jako o \u017eivot a na\u0161e parti\u010dka postar\u0161\u00edch t\u00fdpk\u016f m\u011bla co d\u011blat, aby jejich kvap\u00edkov\u00e9mu tempu sta\u010dila. Troufnu si dokonce tvrdit, \u017ee jsme si tak letos je\u0161t\u011b nezabruslili :-) Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se na jejich hokejky pom\u011brn\u011b \u010dasto vkr\u00e1dala nep\u0159esnost a tak jsme na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed m\u011bli v\u011bt\u0161inou pon\u011bkud v\u00edce \u010dasu na zformov\u00e1n\u00ed obrann\u00fdch \u0159ad.<\/p>\n
Na prvn\u00ed\u00a0zm\u011bnu sk\u00f3re\u00a0se \u010dekalo pom\u011brn\u011b dlouho… Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jsme to byli my(konkr\u00e9tn\u011b Dave), kdo ji uskute\u010dnil a d\u00edky tomu se n\u00e1m za\u010dalo d\u00fdchat o pozn\u00e1n\u00ed l\u00e9pe. Dal\u0161\u00ed pr\u016fb\u011bh z\u00e1pasu se potom d\u00e1 p\u0159esn\u011bji popsat n\u011bkolika citoslovci, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b\u00a0autentick\u00fdmi heky a vzdechy, kter\u00e9 pon\u011bkud\u00a0bl\u00ed\u017ee pop\u00ed\u0161\u00ed situace a pocity,\u00a0odehr\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed se\u00a0na ledov\u00e9 plo\u0161e….<\/p>\n
\u00a0„\u0160krrrrr“ tam a „\u0161krrrr“ zp\u00e1tky(brusla\u0159sky zdatn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed jedinci)….. , „iiiiiiiiiih-hiiiiiiiiii…..iiiiiiiiih-hiiiiiiii“(Havlajdovo p\u0159er\u00fdvan\u00e9 d\u00fdch\u00e1n\u00ed), „buch-buch….buch-buch-buch….buch“(….a srde\u010dn\u00ed arytmie), „u\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1“(M\u00e1\u0161enka p\u0159ed st\u0159elou), „hek“(M\u00e1\u0161enka p\u0159i st\u0159ele), „fu.k“(M\u00e1\u0161enka po st\u0159ele), „\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161-\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161-\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161“(\u0160v\u00e9dova trojno\u017eka), „ui-ui“(Graffovo vol\u00e1n\u00ed o p\u0159ihr\u00e1vku), „dup-dup-dup-dup“(V\u00ed\u0165ovo bruslen\u00ed), „b\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1c“(…a V\u00ed\u0165ova st\u0159ela), „vrrrz-vrrrz-vrrrz-vrrrz“(O\u0165asova kolena p\u0159i bruslen\u00ed), „hv\u00ed\u00ed\u00edzd-hv\u00ed\u00ed\u00edzd“(Pokecova vala\u0161ka p\u0159i br\u00e1n\u011bn\u00ed), „hek“(Va\u0161kovi soupe\u0159i u mantinelu), „tady n\u011bkdo zdechl“(Mackova reakce na voln\u00e9 plyny v prostoru st\u0159\u00edda\u010dky), „\u017euch“(…a n\u00e1sledn\u00fd O\u0165as\u016fv p\u00e1d do bezv\u011bdom\u00ed), „mumly-mumly“(Jaranenovy post\u0159ehy\u00a0pron\u00e1\u0161en\u00e9 p\u0159es masku), „m\u00edchy-m\u00edchy“(Pe\u0165a Vojanec s pukem), „…tak ur\u010dit\u011b“(Hrabo\u0161 v p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b na poz\u00e1pasov\u00fd rozhovor) a „goool“(v\u011bt\u0161inou Dave).<\/p>\n
S p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edm \u010dasem v\u0161echna citoslovce p\u0159ehlu\u0161ovalo mohutn\u00e9 fun\u011bn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b skryt\u011b prov\u00e1d\u011bn\u00e1 mas\u00e1\u017e srdce, co\u017e dozajista odpov\u00eddalo v\u011bkov\u00e9mu pr\u016fm\u011bru na\u0161\u00ed st\u0159\u00edda\u010dky.\u00a0Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b se d\u00e1 \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee v\u0161ichni hr\u00e1li na maximum a nev\u00e1hali se pro kolektiv ob\u011btovat. Proto tak\u00e9, kdy\u017e Dave zv\u00fd\u0161il na rozd\u00edl dvou branek a \u0160v\u00e9d zdvojil pozici brank\u00e1\u0159e, to s n\u00e1mi za\u010dalo vypadat u\u017e velmi nad\u011bjn\u011b. Men\u0161\u00ed krize n\u00e1s \u010dekala a\u017e na konci druh\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti, kdy jsme hr\u00e1li minutu a p\u016fl dlouh\u00e9 oslaben\u00ed t\u0159ech proti p\u011bti, p\u0159i vylou\u010den\u00ed M\u00e1\u0161enky a Pokece. I to jsme v\u0161ak d\u00edky velk\u00e9 bojovnosti a Hrabo\u0161ovu p\u0159ehledu nakonec zvl\u00e1dli….\u00a0A tak\u00a0ve chv\u00edli, kdy\u00a0Dave ve t\u0159et\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti zkompletoval hattrick a Jaranen\u00a0posl\u00e9ze jist\u00fdmi z\u00e1kroky udr\u017eel \u010dist\u00e9 kontu, mohli jsme se zaslou\u017een\u011b za\u010d\u00edt radovat ze zisku t\u0159\u00ed bod\u016f.<\/p>\n
Po z\u00e1pase do\u0161lo na rozd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed slu\u0161iv\u00fdch zimn\u00edch \u010depic s logem klubu a \u010d\u00edslem jednotliv\u00fdch hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f(ne telefonn\u00edm, ale dresu), p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e si t\u00fdmov\u00fd pokladn\u00edk zlehka zopakoval po\u010dty s logaritmick\u00fdm prav\u00edtkem a matematick\u00fdmi tabulkami……. Pak u\u017e se mohlo se j\u00edt klidn\u011b dom\u016f….<\/p>\n
P.S.:Z\u00e1jem \u0161irok\u00e9 ve\u0159ejnosti v kabin\u011b je\u0161t\u011b stihl vyvolat O\u0165as, kter\u00fd se po cel\u00e9m t\u011ble vyz\u00fdvav\u011b nat\u00edral samoopalovac\u00edm kr\u00e9mem, aby si je\u0161t\u011b navrch ka\u017ed\u00fd prst opatlal podivn\u00fdm lubrikantem… Kdy\u017e pak zazvonil jeho mobiln\u00ed telefon a Ot\u00edk po kr\u00e1tk\u00e9m rozhovoru zak\u0159i\u010del „yeeees“, aby n\u00e1sledn\u011b\u00a0rychle zmizel do tmy, za\u010dalo se \u0161atnou vzn\u00e1\u0161et jedin\u00e9 slovo…..“casting“….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Po del\u0161\u00ed dob\u011b jsem op\u011bt zav\u00edtal do kabiny „Emb\u00e9l\u00e1ck\u00e9ho \u00e1\u010dka“\u00a0 a do\u0161el jsem k zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee se po dobu m\u00e9 nep\u0159\u00edtomnosti nic z\u00e1sadn\u00edho nezm\u011bnilo…. Abych nezapomn\u011bl, bylo to p\u0159ed z\u00e1pasem s HC Ravens…..:-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1023"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1032,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions\/1032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbl-hokej.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}